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Home Invasions/Robberies
Ok kids! Buffalo and Skibunny have a problem. We are having an increasing problem with home invasions/burglaries in our 'hood. They are up to about one or two a week, and the daycare Lucas goes to had their door kicked in last night. Since we are not important enough for CSI to come run their isht on the giant muddy footprint the bastard left on the door... we are trying to come up with our own deterrents. We have two great ones named Kona and Ernie, and Kona can be a real b*tch when threatened, so I guess that's good, but what else. I don't want them getting shot or something.
The bastards seem to come up from the trail in the woods behind houses. We have our chainlink locked up out back, cedar fencing on other sides, we keep the windows and doors covered and locked. We snuggle with the shotgun at night. We've moved some valuables to family members houses for the time being... but they robbed a flippin daycare (they took a PC and two TV's) so it doesn't really appear to matter what anyone can see from the outside.
Suggestions?
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hire a homeless person to guard your house.
or a grizzly bear.
set your sarcasm meter to Level 4:butt hurt
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Put a warning sign on your door, preferably a photo of you and the shotty...
Think.
Its not illegal yet.
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inner fence with concertina wire between it and the outer fence
Hello, I must be going. I cannot stay, I came to say I must be going. I'm glad I came but just the same I must be going
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 Originally Posted by jonKranked
hire a homeless person to guard your house.
or a grizzly bear.
brilliant!
Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer 
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Hang a confederate flag and put a giant "NRA Lifetime Member" sticker in your front window.
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Not a proactive strategy, but what about a game camera by the trail? May snap a pic of the culprit.
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Motion sensing flood lights. Home alarms.
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 Originally Posted by mattmatt86
Hang a confederate flag and put a giant "NRA Lifetime Member" sticker in your front window.
Thats a good way to get people to break in, in fact that is advertising you have weapons to steal.
I am not saying we kill all the stupid people, I am just saying we should remove all the warning labels and let it sort itself out.....
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 Originally Posted by jim mac
not a proactive strategy, but what about a game camera by the trail? May snap a pic of the culprit.

this....
I am not saying we kill all the stupid people, I am just saying we should remove all the warning labels and let it sort itself out.....
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set your sarcasm meter to Level 4:butt hurt
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 Originally Posted by rockofullr
Motion sensing flood lights. Home alarms.
more like motion activated chainsaw
set your sarcasm meter to Level 4:butt hurt
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Security system stickers and signs can be purchased pretty inexpensively, and are just about as effective as the system itself, from what I've heard.
Maybe some of those lights that are triggered by motion?
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Here are some ideas
Fence the property perimeter with something tall like cedar and let the dogs run the yard with doggie door access , spendy but very effective.
Alarm company stickers and signs are a cheap deterrent couple with faux cameras in ridiculously obvious locations.
A video surveillance system will only protect the insurance company and the rights of the criminal unless you spend major bucks for a good one.
Inexpensive window and door alarms work well if they are independent and loud.
Interior Lights on timers and motion lights on the exterior are worth their weight in gold.
Line your walks and windows and dark areas with solar powered accent/walkway lights.
Buy a police scanner and listen to the areas and calls and time frames that are priority areas and get a good peer base with neighbors on a texting basis about unfamiliar vehicles and plate numbers.
Always have dog toys on the lawn and next to the driveway and sidewalks.
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