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    Divorce ...Is it really the fix one hopes for?

    Here's a touchy subject.

    If you have been thru a divorce ..I mean no offense.
    I acknowledge it's no picnic.
    My folks split when I was junior in HS ...messed me up for a couple years.

    I'm getting tired of hearing these days...
    "Did you know so n so is getting divorced?"
    Some even with kids.

    Still pains me in some way when I hear it.
    Too much of it goin on.

    My marriage of 20 years is more a statement of my wife's success than mine.
    A lesser woman would have caved long ago.
    I sure wish more peeps would keep their sh1te together tho.

    I can't think of a issue I have ..that a diff woman could fix.
    Unless she just won PowerBall!

    Just a wierd rant ... no more.
    Last edited by SloMoJo; 11-29-2012 at 08:01 AM.
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    and your point is what?
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    Most of the people that I know who have divorced wind up with a carbon copy of the mate they ran away from...
    Quote Originally Posted by pigboy
    Naggy old crone.

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    I like how all
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabJoe StretchPants View Post
    I like how all
    your posts read
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    a poem.
    must.spread.rep
    Quote Originally Posted by pigboy
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabJoe StretchPants View Post
    I like how all
    your posts read
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    I like you too. XO
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    good for you champ, now realize than not everyones life is the same, not all problems can be worked through.

    and lastly just shut the **** up.
    My Sofa pulls out, but I don't.

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    The BrianHCM@#& of married life?
    "Rotting belly button smells funny."

    - Me

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    Your wife will still know your phone number and address after the split.

    Murder is the only solution.

    Muahahaha!

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    I have been divorced twice, no fun.

    My best friend is trying to avoid his third divorce (at 30), but my buddy Tim's 3rd wife is awesome.
    Quote Originally Posted by CrabJoe StretchPants
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmydean View Post
    I have been divorced twice, no fun.

    My best friend is trying to avoid his third divorce (at 30), but my buddy Tim's 3rd wife is awesome.
    Maybe he is gay?

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    wait some of you dumb mother****ers have been married 2 or 3 times. jesus.
    My Sofa pulls out, but I don't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boogenman View Post
    Maybe he is gay?
    No, his first wife was awesome, but couldn't handle his first deployment (Afganistan) and divorced him the day he got back. He managed to knock up a chick and decided they should get married before he went on his second deployment (Iraq), they divorced 3 months after he got back.

    He married his 3rd wife 4 months after his 2nd divorce was final (they dated in high school, blah, blah, blah) and she can't handle his PTSD, so she moved out last month.

    I never met Tim's first wife and his second was a bitch. I set him up with Trixie and they are very happy together.

    <edit>
    I have no intentions of getting married a 3rd time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackohio View Post
    wait some of you dumb mother****ers have been married 2 or 3 times. jesus.
    Now, you see what I'm saying.
    It's just.. you're better with words then I am.
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    some of you guys are just gluttons for punishment.

    If you find yourself newly divorced do what I did after my girlfriend and I of 10 years broke up. Smash as much ass as possible. I was 33, I went around sinking ass like I was german U-boat in the atlantic in the 40's.

    Do that for a little while, make no lasting connections other than super whorish ones. live a really empty lifestyle for a bit. Its good to make you realize what you value.

    ...and for me it was partially that I realized I don't actually like screamers. For like 2 weeks its awesome to feel like rambo destroying some ****. Then it's pretty much like alright bitch zip that thing shut.
    My Sofa pulls out, but I don't.

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