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    Quote Originally Posted by eric strt6 View Post
    People seldom call the fire department when they have done something smart

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    Wow...just wow...
    Someday, I hope to be the person my dogs think I am.

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    A fowl peckerwood. MMike's Avatar
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    Fail for the win
    “What does a man do, Walter? A man provides. And he does it even when he’s not appreciated, or respected, or even loved. He simply bears up and he does it. Because he’s a man.”

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    homer simpson?
    set your sarcasm meter to Level 4:butt hurt

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    what a fcuking idiot.

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    A fowl peckerwood. MMike's Avatar
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    If ONLY there was a way to prevent such freak accidents from occurring. I blame god.
    “What does a man do, Walter? A man provides. And he does it even when he’s not appreciated, or respected, or even loved. He simply bears up and he does it. Because he’s a man.”

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    There was stupidity on both sides of that wall. They said she was hit by the SECOND shot. WTF was she thinking after the 1st one????????
    Quote Originally Posted by eric strt6 View Post
    People seldom call the fire department when they have done something smart

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charles Darwin
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    set your sarcasm meter to Level 4:butt hurt

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    Quote Originally Posted by sstalder5 View Post
    There was stupidity on both sides of that wall. They said she was hit by the SECOND shot. WTF was she thinking after the 1st one????????
    Maybe she was a zombie and homeboy did a double tap.
    Quote Originally Posted by JohnE View Post
    ..She ends up preggo, and my first response is "Not mine! I never threw the ball that deep..."

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    Darwin awards are only given to those who kill themselves, not those who slay others.
    10 baby seals to death, I spent to publish this news. What kind of a savage race to provide free medical care to those barbarians?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeD View Post
    Darwin awards are only given to those who kill themselves, not those who slay others.
    She didn't get out of the way after the first shot in her direction. Thats close enough
    Quote Originally Posted by eric strt6 View Post
    People seldom call the fire department when they have done something smart

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    Quote Originally Posted by MMike View Post
    If ONLY there was a way to prevent such freak accidents from occurring. I blame god.

    wuahaha +rep
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    Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists MikeD's Avatar
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    mmike obviously thinks someone dumb enough to shoot a hole in the wall can't think of some other way to destroy his life and that of his family.
    10 baby seals to death, I spent to publish this news. What kind of a savage race to provide free medical care to those barbarians?

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    "honey, can you grab the (whatever) outside while i hang this thing?"
    Originally Posted by Sandwich
    i schralped bus stop with a rear flat faster than jonkranked does it on his pretty expresso

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    A fowl peckerwood. MMike's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by ultraNoob View Post
    double tap.
    Weaver stance?
    “What does a man do, Walter? A man provides. And he does it even when he’s not appreciated, or respected, or even loved. He simply bears up and he does it. Because he’s a man.”

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