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The Bakery: The Power of Not Giving a F*ck
Our industry has worked hard to gain mass appeal and because of that, we produce entertainment for the masses. We should give ourselves the luxury of never being sorry.
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The Bakery: The Power of Not Giving a F*ck
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Monkey
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Ya, except Palmer is just a douchebag who happens to be good at riding.
It's all well and good to inject a little spice but there's nothing worth identifying with in him.
If drinking's your thing Dirt and Peaty got into all sorts of sauce..
If lude debauchery is your thing Tristan and Julien from 24 were doin that http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE6dNvZNnUw
Haha memories, i remember when they came around montreal for one year's edition of the porn tour, aside from one of our local heros being taken out by a flat in the midst of a double stairgap, there was also Julien's very Idontgivea**** bike. He had at least three broken spokes he'd been riding with for a while, twisted around to keep them from flapping, and instead of stickers he had cutouts from porn mags taped to his frame, including one of a fat chick fisting herself.
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And what kind of good things do we accomplish in this life by not giving a f---?
Maybe you just need to be comfortable with who you are.
My 2 cents...
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Shaun Palmer trains for snowboard border cross. He's been trying to get on the US Olympic team the last 2 or 3 times. He has said that's one of his life goals, to snowboard in the Olympics.
I guess he just doesn't give a phuck about mountain biking. 
Lots of that article reminded me of a pro snowboarder's quote a few years ago "snowboarding was better when skiers hated us".
Last edited by Ithnu; 12-06-2012 at 02:03 PM.
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Couldn't get through the whole article cuz I don't ..uhh--Yaaawwn
Sorry...what?
The dude is looking for lessons on how to behave like every tool that I want to punch in the throat.
Whatever
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Monkey
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What an unbelievable toss bag. What SCARY said.
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 Originally Posted by SCARY
The dude
Words and Photos by Danielle Baker
Originally Posted by Danielle "not a dude's name" Baker
Skaters don’t give a **** if you want to skate; mountain bikers not only want to introduce everyone to the sport, they’ll loan you their extra bike and spare helmet to make it even easier.
What I want to know is who the hell that chick is hanging out with.
Probably chicks. Or dudes badly in need of touching a chick.
Originally Posted by Danielle "not a dude's name" Baker
I’m not a skateboarder
No!!!!
Really!!!?????
The only thing lamer than being a mountain biker is fawning over what you THINK skateboard culture means.
She makes a good point and one I actually agree with like 900% but jeesh......a dude in a speedo and skateboarding references just doesn't do it for me. Wacky and zany attention seeking isn't exactly the same thing.
Last edited by kidwoo; 12-06-2012 at 06:53 PM.
Strava: turn off your dork logger when you're not on sanctioned trails, numbnuts.
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Originally Posted by norbar
ZOMG teh Carbonz gonna brake on my gnurrr.
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Originally Posted by kidwoo
What I want to know is who the hell that chick is hanging out with.
Probably chicks. Or dudes badly in need of touching a chick.
No!!!!
Really!!!?????
The only thing lamer than being a mountain biker is fawning over what you THINK skateboard culture means.
She makes a good point and one I actually agree with like 900% but jeesh......a dude in a speedo and skateboarding references just doesn't do it for me. Wacky and zany attention seeking isn't exactly the same thing.
I told you I didn't get through all that nonsense.Dan,Daniel,Danielle,..dosent matter.Its just somebody wanting too hard to be something they're not.
she shoulda talked about the female skank version of what she wants to be if she wanted attention...
Keep yer stupid off my sport,Danielle!
...and punk rock sucks ass,...always has ,always will.Its for room temperature IQs with ADHD that can't pay attention to a melody or a chord progression , cuz their synapses are fried from the whippets and bong hits
**Go ahead and assume that most of what I post is intended as sarcasm,comedy,satirical in intent and most likely nonsense. Presume that we are best friends and I love you like a brother.** 
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Hello friend of danielle baker (a chick's name) welcome to the ridemonkey.
Buy some shltty carbon rims and stay a while!
Strava: turn off your dork logger when you're not on sanctioned trails, numbnuts.
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Originally Posted by kidwoo
Hello friend of danielle baker (a chick's name) welcome to the ridemonkey.
Steal some shltty carbon rims and stay a while!
Her friend is a punk rock stereotype..he ain't payin for nuthin!!
**Go ahead and assume that most of what I post is intended as sarcasm,comedy,satirical in intent and most likely nonsense. Presume that we are best friends and I love you like a brother.**
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Straight punk as fvck!
You know what else is punk as fvck?
Being a victim of palmer's concocted image and believing it
Originally Posted by Danielle "not a dude's name" Baker
Shaun Palmer didn’t train
........ooh dear god........that's funny
Strava: turn off your dork logger when you're not on sanctioned trails, numbnuts.
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I'm sorry... is this satire?
I can't work it out. Of course the obvious come back is that you don't give a fvck about any of these comments! Hooray for irony. And satire.
I really hope satire, because otherwise = massive fail.
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Stick to Advertorials, BIKE.
It's easier to accept your drivel when I know you're just trying to keep the lights on.
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