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pnj
10-15-2004, 01:32 PM
I keep hearing how america is a safer place.

but our borders to the north and south are still wide open. not to mention the areas on the east and west that are pretty wide open.

if drugs can get into the cuntree, what's to keep people with an agenda and money (lots of it) out?

how many miles of unprotected border is there?
Silver
10-15-2004, 01:34 PM
Don't worry, Lisa's rock is hard at work! Have we been attacked since 9/11?
Westy
10-15-2004, 01:36 PM
Don't worry, Lisa's rock is hard at work! Have we been attacked since 9/11?


My 300lb friend dropped my on my face last weekend because I called him a fat ass, does that count? I think the rock is broken.
Silver
10-15-2004, 01:38 PM
My 300lb friend dropped my on my face last weekend because I called him a fat ass, does that count? I think the rock is broken.

The rock doesn't prevent attacks from friends. You need Bart's tree for that one...
pnj
10-15-2004, 01:39 PM
Don't worry, Lisa's rock is hard at work! Have we been attacked since 9/11?

nope. give it time.
Silver
10-15-2004, 01:40 PM
nope. give it time.

I don't think you hang around in this forum enough to get the running joke.

Ever watch the Simpsons? Specifically the episode with the Bear Patrol?
Westy
10-15-2004, 01:41 PM
The rock doesn't prevent attacks from friends. You need Bart's tree for that one...

So the rock won't protect us from the Saudis again, what good is it?
Silver
10-15-2004, 01:43 PM
So the rock won't protect us from the Saudis again, what good is it?

Don't demean the rock. It was hard at work making sure that no Iraqi terrorists were involved in the September 11 plot. You can't ask it to do everything!
pnj
10-15-2004, 02:10 PM
I don't think you hang around in this forum enough to get the running joke.

Ever watch the Simpsons? Specifically the episode with the Bear Patrol?

we're here, we're queer, we don't want anymore bears. :evil:
DRB
10-15-2004, 02:29 PM
Rule number one don't google Bear Patrol.....
Tenchiro
10-15-2004, 02:41 PM
Well sex & foul language have virtually been eradicated from our airwaves.

I don't know about you but I feel asfer.
MikeD
10-15-2004, 02:42 PM
Rule number one don't google Bear Patrol.....

Having just seen the new John Waters flick, I can only begin to imagine. And cringe.
Tenchiro
10-15-2004, 02:42 PM
Rule number one don't google Bear Patrol.....


\\carves his eyes out...
Silver
10-15-2004, 02:48 PM
Rule number one don't google Bear Patrol.....

But, in case you want to, here's a handy link!

http://www.google.com/search?q=bear+patrol&start=0&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official
ioscope
10-15-2004, 02:50 PM
It's safer now 'cos more people hate us...
golgiaparatus
10-15-2004, 03:28 PM
Don't worry, Lisa's rock is hard at work! Have we been attacked since 9/11?

That makes me feel real secure... have you seen her post count?! :p
zod
10-15-2004, 03:31 PM
Once we bomb Iran and North Korea I'll feel safe......

Oh yea, France too (i kid, i kid)
Westy
10-15-2004, 03:37 PM
Once we bomb Iran and North Korea I'll feel safe......

Oh yea, France too (i kid, i kid)

I bet you fall for the "your shoes untied" trick when playing basketball.


If bombing our enemies is a valid solution because I guarantee you that there are more Saudi terrorist than North Korean ones.
zod
10-15-2004, 03:41 PM
basketball?? I'm 5'7" and white ;)
ohio
10-15-2004, 04:52 PM
No no, it's cool because now we know who our enemies are.




They're EVERYONE.
Damn True
10-15-2004, 04:56 PM
Is there some way we could just bomb hippies?
Westy
10-15-2004, 04:56 PM
No no, it's cool because now we know who our enemies are.




They're EVERYONE.

Your forgot POLAND!!! they're our friends.
ALEXIS_DH
10-15-2004, 05:00 PM
Once we bomb Iran and North Korea I'll feel safe......

Oh yea, France too (i kid, i kid)


after that... what delisional paranoia will chase the US???
i know!!!
peruvians are designing intercontinental rocket-propelled nuclear-warheaded biologically engineered llamas!!!!!!!!!

i gotta start bulding a shelter under my house.
Damn True
10-15-2004, 05:04 PM
If we don't watch the World Series the Llamas will win.

I say we bomb the hippies, and then the Llamas.
Changleen
10-15-2004, 05:54 PM
There are also those really ridiculous holes in US security, like the container port thing and the Airplane hold thing...

Oh, and racial profiling by Airport Immigration guys. They have to let in a certain amount of Arabs so they can't be accused of racism... GOOD MOVE!
Damn True
10-15-2004, 06:33 PM
There are two things I hate.
a) racial profiling
b) arabs on my airplane