campaign slogans you're least likely to hear

[$tinkle]

"I will keep our enemies guessing, too." "Projecting American strength through intricately complex nuance." "Fear not, America, I have deigned to lead you." "The next time America is attacked, I promise to open up a carafe of whupass." "I have three words for George Bush--bring it on." "I have five more words for George Bush--call off your on-bringers." "Restoring America's seat at the global popular table." "Some look at things as they are and say, 'Why?' Others look at things as they are not and say, 'Why not?,' and I suppose a few might look at things as they are not, and say 'why?,' and vice-versa, and so forth, and one might be tempted to look at these people looking at things and ask 'Who?,' but this would not be constructive, because the important thing to realize is that some people like to look at things, and this is precisely my point."blatantly lifted from talking points memo.com (http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/week_2004_09_12.php#003468)

anyone got any others?

[N8]

"I voted for the ________ before I voted against it!"

[nicklin]

"i am an avid hunter and in my possession an AK 47, therefore banning assault weapons for all you poor suckers is good"

[Slugman]

My record clearly shows how I am good for america

(either side could use this...)

[TheMontashu]

"i am an avid hunter and in my possession an AK 47, therefore banning assault weapons for all you poor suckers is good"
ill take my 338 lapua and an M14 for back up kep your damn AK ill use the 338 out to about 1000 yards, at that disdtance an AK is WORTHLESS

[TheMontashu]

"i am an avid hunter and in my possession an AK 47, therefore banning assault weapons for all you poor suckers is good"
ill take my 338 lapua and an M14 for back up kep your damn AK ill use the 338 out to about 1000 yards, at that distance an AK is WORTHLESS

[Ciaran]

"Vote for me, John Kerry... At least I ain't Bush!"

"Vote for me! I am.. ummm... oh yeah, I am George Bush! And, uhh.. well, durn it, I done fergots what I was sayin'! Oh yeah, vote fer me or I'll steal the election again!"

and one you'll never hear.... "Vote for N8"

[Toshi]

it disgusts me that the american people/republicans in particular are so insular that the horribly foreign word :rolleyes: "nuance" actually has negative connotations.

[Changleen]

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