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N8
09-20-2004, 01:51 PM
What Next? Uzi Bourbon?
Reuters | Sep 20

LONDON (Reuters) - The creator of one of the world's most famous guns, the AK-47 assault rifle, launched another weapon in Britain Monday -- Kalashnikov vodka.

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Lieutenant General Mikhail Kalashnikov, who invented the AK-47 after being shot by German soldiers during World War II, said he wanted to continue "the good name" of his gun.

"I've always wanted to improve and expand on the good name of my weapon by doing good things," he told Reuters Television.

"So we decided to create a vodka under my name. And we wanted that vodka to be better than anything made, up until now, in both Russia and England."

The Kalashnikov rifle has become the weapon of choice for guerrillas and gangsters across the world. But Kalashnikov said his original intentions for the gun were purely patriotic.

"I did not create the gun for international conflicts, I created it to protect the borders of my country," he said.

"It is not my fault that it has been spread all over the world. It is its reliability and its simplicity that have taken it all over the world."

Promoters of Kalashnikov vodka say it is "made from grain harvested in Russia and water drawn from Lake Ladoga north of St Petersburg" and is best drunk with friends.

s1ngletrack
09-20-2004, 01:56 PM
"I've always wanted to improve and expand on the good name of my weapon by doing good things,"

I like guns - and love vodka, but something about this line seems odd.

N8
09-20-2004, 02:01 PM
Old commie style Stoli was most yummy... the post communist stuff is not as delish.

However, I'll have to try me some Kalashnikov.

Thank god the Assault Weapon ban is DEAD!

:p

s1ngletrack
09-20-2004, 02:05 PM
I'd be lying if I said that I could tell a difference between good and bad vodka - before the morning after, that is.

llkoolkeg
09-20-2004, 02:31 PM
He is becoming the Donald Trump of death. How better to expand into other markets than to create a full line of Kalashnikov products designed to end human life. Let's see now:

* Kalashnikov Cigarettes- The unfiltered, full flavor alternative to long life
* Kalashnikov daKar- The popular AMC Gremlin available again from retooled Soviet munitions factories
* Kalashnikov Grocery Bags- Durable rip-stop plastic perfect for moving household effects, hauling two month's worth of meat ration or entertaining your toddler
* Kalashnikov Investments- Specializing in quality life insurance and retirement instruments for the proletariat...especially futures, derivatives and high-yield bonds
* Kalashnikov Krashelmets- Fine cranial protection assembled in Kursk 3rd shift by drunk amputees; as tested and seen on "Jackass".

:rolleyes:

N8
09-20-2004, 02:34 PM
The Soviets are a bunch of 'johnnie-come-lately's' to this market...

The US had Colt 45 beer for decades now...

:p

ohio
09-20-2004, 02:37 PM
The Soviets are a bunch of 'johnnie-come-lately's' to this market...

The US had Colt 45 beer for decades now...

:p
:thumb:
You can't argue with a malt beverage that goes by the motto:

"Colt 45: It gets the job done."


(by the way... NOT a beer... a malt liquor. But close enough)

N8
09-20-2004, 02:44 PM
:thumb:

(by the way... NOT a beer... a malt liquor. But close enough)

You are right!

My bad...

Changleen
09-20-2004, 07:07 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/2772975.stm

Easy to use and maintain, they are said to be responsible for more deaths than the atom bomb dropped on Hiroshima.

Mr Kalashnikov recently said he wished he had invented the lawn-mower instead.

He claims he has made no money from his rifle and is said to live on a meagre pension.

Tenchiro
09-20-2004, 07:22 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/2772975.stm


But how many lives has it cost compared to alcohol?

Changleen
09-20-2004, 07:36 PM
Hahaha - great point...