Beer. The cause of and cure too, all of lifes problems.

[Tenchiro]

Beer in Moderation Could Be Good for You

TORONTO - Beer, a health food? That's what some Canadian researchers report.

A study from the University of Western Ontario finds a brew could be good for you. The researchers say beer has antioxidant boosters that could help fight cancer, heart disease and diabetes.

But the key is moderation. The researchers found three beers would have the opposite effect.

The study was funded by beermakers Guinness and Labatt. But the university says the financial support had no influence on the outcome. :rolleyes: Sure it had no influence....

LINK (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=817&e=10&u=/ap/beer_health)

[I Are Baboon]

In all seriousness, a drink or two a day has been long believed to be good for your health, with red wine being the best.

[pnj]

i'm making up for lost time, I had 8 beers lastnight.

[Tenchiro]

i'm making up for lost time, I had 8 beers lastnight.

Nice, that is how I spent Saturday night. I found a place in Burien that servers 'Arrogant Bastard Ale' at $3.50 for a small pitcher. :cool:

[Mtbike]

I love Beer!

[Brian HCM#1]

I love Beer!
Me too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumb:

[Toshi]

also from slashdot :D are three beer/irish jokes. substitute your race of choice for irish if you are offended and/or irish


A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back." The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer.
One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?", asks the Irishman.
The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back.
The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement.
The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?".
The Irishman replies, "Oh...I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first".


An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a Guiness in a pub. Upon being served, each finds a fly in their beer. Repulsed, the Englishman sends his back. The Scotsman gently flicks the fly out of his mug and begins drinking. The Irishman, carefully lifts the fly up by its wings and screams, "Spit it out! Spit it out!"

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders three glasses of Guiness, drinking them one at a time. Noticing this odd ritual, the bartender explains that the beer goes flat when poured and informs the man his beer would be much fresher if he ordered one glass at a time.

The Irishman explains he began this custom with his two brothers, who have moved to America and Australia, respectively. This is their way of remembering all the time they spent drinking together.

The man becomes a regular at the pub, well-known for always ordering three beers at once. One day he walks in and orders only two beers. Assuming the worst, a hush falls among other patrons.

When the Irishman returns to the bar to order his second round, the bartender quietly offers his condolences. The man looks confused for a moment, and then explains, "No, everyone's fine. I gave up beer for lent."

[whoopnar]

If three beers has the opposite effect, does six beers have an opposite opposite effect?
I guess Chico State is a bad place to remain healthy then.

[B_A_MTBIKER]

Hooray for Beer! By the way those are some good jokes.