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N8
07-19-2004, 08:41 AM
Bad dildo police! No doughnut for you!


Charges Dropped Against Texas Teacher Who Sold Sex Toys
CNEWS | 7/19/04

CLEBURNE, Texas (AP) - An obscenity charge has been dropped against a woman who received widespread attention when she was arrested for selling two sex toys to undercover police officers posing as a couple.

A judge dismissed the case against Joanne Webb, Johnson County Attorney Bill Moore said Friday in a statement. He said he asked the judge for the dismissal to prevent wasting county resources but didn't say when the dismissal occurred.

No one answered the phone at Moore's office Saturday morning.

Webb, a former Grade 5 teacher, started selling erotic toys and other adult products last year. The Passion Parties Inc. consultant hosts what she calls Tupperware-type parties for suburban housewives who feel more comfortable buying marital aids in a private home than at an adult bookstore or on the Internet.

Webb was arrested Nov. 13, about a month after the undercover officers approached her at her husband's business in Burleson, about 15 kilometres south of Fort Worth and bought two products. Had she been convicted of violating Texas obscenity law, she could have been sentenced to a year in jail.

Webb's lawyer, BeAnn Sisemore, said she and her client are pleased with the dismissal.

"We knew that it was a possibility but we weren't contacted," she told the Cleburne Times-Review newspaper for its Sunday edition.

Under the state's obscenity code, an obscene device is a simulated sexual organ or an item designed to stimulate the genitals. Adult stores evade the law by posting signs that say: "Sold only as novelties."

Moore said a pending federal lawsuit filed by Sisemore would determine the constitutionality of the obscenity statute Webb was accused of violating.

Changleen
07-20-2004, 12:24 AM
So in Texas you can buy guns but you have to use a loophole in the law to buy and sell sex toys?

WTF?

Is that a subtle form of population control?

chicodude
07-20-2004, 12:50 AM
its a sad day when people are more worried about dildos that guns

Tenchiro
07-20-2004, 07:48 AM
Welcome to conservative America.

Lefty
07-20-2004, 11:11 AM
Wahahaha, i read it today in the newspaper. My coworkers and i laughed up really loud. Imo a dildo is not a lethal weapon. So it can';t kill you. Better 10 dildoos in your closet, then one bullet in your head.

llkoolkeg
07-20-2004, 11:29 AM
I always wanted to open up a privacy-friendly combination head shop/adult toys business licensed under Tommy Chong's name.

CHONG'S DONGS&BONGS
"high-class ass&glass "

Lefty
07-20-2004, 11:42 AM
I always wanted to open up a privacy-friendly combination head shop/adult toys business licensed under Tommy Chong's name.

CHONG'S DONGS&BONGS
"high-class ass&glass "
Do you mean by " headshop" that they can give head .http://67.19.50.55/forums/images/smilies/bluThinking.gif

llkoolkeg
07-20-2004, 11:57 AM
Do you mean by " headshop" that they can give head

No, e.g.-
http://www.bongshop.com/?OVRAW=pipe&OVKEY=pipe&OVMTC=standard

You have to go to an Eastern Massage Parlor for that, but this might be a decent stopgap for ya-

Lefty
07-20-2004, 12:02 PM
Whoo i am really not in to that stuff..

Lefty
07-20-2004, 12:03 PM
Whoo i am really not in to that stuff.. :nono: to bizar for me.

llkoolkeg
07-20-2004, 12:04 PM
Whoo i am really not in to that stuff..

It's alright...I believe you.