How come the term 'Siamese Twins' is not PC, but... [Archive]

Serial Midget

07-08-2003, 05:01 PM

Political correctness is a pain in the ass. All you overly sensitive types should wring your hands in silence so as not to offend me. :monkey:

Spud

07-08-2003, 05:04 PM

Why is semi-boneless ham an accepted term?

Serial Midget

07-08-2003, 05:06 PM

Originally posted by Spud
Why is semi-boneless ham an accepted term?

Now that is a realquestion.

Tenchiro

07-08-2003, 05:13 PM

Originally posted by Serial Midget
Political correctness is a pain in the ass. All you overly sensitive types should wring your hands in silence so as not to offend me. :monkey:

Like how clipless pedals should really be called strapless, and let platforms be called clipless.

Serial Midget

07-08-2003, 05:24 PM

Originally posted by Tenchiro
Like how clipless pedals should really be called strapless, and let platforms be called clipless.

I dunno. I'm good with platforms... :think:

ohio

07-08-2003, 05:41 PM

Originally posted by Tenchiro
...calling referring to ALS as 'Lou Gehrig's Disease' is still the accepted norm?

Good point. We don't call Alzheimer's "Ronald Reagan's Disease..."

Stinky Monkey

07-08-2003, 05:54 PM

Originally posted by ohio
Good point. We don't call Alzheimer's "Ronald Reagan's Disease..."

Yeah really, we dont call ignorance "Burly Surly Disease".:D

BurlyShirley

07-08-2003, 10:38 PM

Originally posted by Stinky Monkey
Yeah really, we dont call ignorance "Burly Surly Disease".:D

Yeah really, and we dont call..........oh wait, you dont even matter.

Stinky Monkey

07-08-2003, 11:07 PM

Originally posted by BurlySurly
Yeah really, and we dont call..........oh wait, I cant think of a good come back.

:D

LordOpie

07-08-2003, 11:16 PM

if you have sex with siamese chicks, is that a three-some?

builder666

07-08-2003, 11:18 PM

Originally posted by Stinky Monkey
Yeah really, we dont call ignorance "Burly Surly Disease".:D

:D Hah!

BurlyShirley

07-08-2003, 11:29 PM

Originally posted by Stinky Monkey
:D

:rolleyes: dont flatter yourself young lady.

Even if i decided to sit here and dream up some witty retort on your behalf, im pretty sure i still wouldnt recall a single interesting point youve ever posted in this forum. Why would i bother insulting a nobody?

Stinky Monkey

07-08-2003, 11:41 PM

Originally posted by BurlySurly
:rolleyes: dont flatter yourself young lady.

Even if i decided to sit here and dream up some witty retort on your behalf, im pretty sure i still wouldnt recall a single interesting point youve ever posted in this forum. Why would i bother insulting a nobody?

Well I guess you told me? :rolleyes:

LordOpie

07-09-2003, 12:06 AM

when you two are done polishing each other's knobs, can we get back to the serious discussion at hand...

Suppose you marry a siamese twin. If you have sex with the other one, is that cheating?

valve bouncer

07-09-2003, 12:31 AM

Originally posted by LordOpie
when you two are done polishing each other's knobs, can we get back to the serious discussion at hand...

Suppose you marry a siamese twin. If you have sex with the other one, is that cheating?
You are thinking about this way too much Opie, go and have a wank.;) :D

BurlyShirley

07-09-2003, 02:38 AM

Originally posted by valve bouncer
You are thinking about this way too much Opie, go and have a wank.;) :D

dont you mean "clip one off"?

Here's my question: what do you call conjoined kittens? Siamese cats is already taken.

valve bouncer

07-09-2003, 02:56 AM

Originally posted by BurlySurly
dont you mean "clip one off"?

Here's my question: what do you call conjoined kittens? Siamese cats is already taken.
I thought clip one off means to take a dump or more popularly to snap one off.
Conjoined kittens? I dunno, good questions, I'm sure there's a pussy joke in there somewhere Shirley, let's see if Opie can come up with something:D ;)

ohio

07-09-2003, 12:42 PM

Originally posted by BurlySurly

Here's my question: what do you call conjoined kittens?

A delicacy?

RhinofromWA

07-09-2003, 01:16 PM

Originally posted by LordOpie
if you have sex with siamese chicks, is that a three-some?

I would imagine it is more of a 2 and 3/4-some.........:think:

:rolleyes:

Actually each case would be different...depends how much they share.........:eek:

partsbara

07-09-2003, 04:35 PM

you fvckers are all sick in the head

ALEXIS_DH

07-09-2003, 04:46 PM

yeah i was wondering something like that. when u decide there are 2 persons are not one?
what if u have a person with 2 joined heads but only 1 set of all other organs, is that one?, what i u have one head and 2 sets of organs?

well whatever,

Originally posted by LordOpie
when you two are done polishing each other's knobs, can we get back to the serious discussion at hand...

Suppose you marry a siamese twin. If you have sex with the other one, is that cheating?

ALEXIS_DH

07-09-2003, 04:46 PM

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Stinky Monkey
Yeah really, we dont call ignorance "Burly Surly Disease".:D

ALEXIS_DH

07-09-2003, 04:47 PM

Originally posted by LordOpie
if you have sex with siamese chicks, is that a three-some?

nahhh, i think it would be called kinky or being a way too horny guy.

LordOpie

07-09-2003, 05:41 PM

Do siamese twins ride tandem bikes?

ohio

07-09-2003, 07:45 PM

Originally posted by LordOpie
Do siamese twins ride tandem bikes?

I thought that's what side-cars are for?

BurlyShirley

07-09-2003, 09:22 PM

Hmmmm.....

I guess there really is a practical use for those double-ended.....

Westy

07-09-2003, 09:31 PM

If siamese twins had sex with each other, would it be considered real sex or masturbation?

LordOpie

07-09-2003, 09:39 PM

Do siamese twins get two votes in elections? And if so, how does it work since only one person is allowed in the booth at one time?

manimal

07-12-2003, 01:04 PM

Originally posted by Stinky Monkey
Yeah really, we dont call ignorance "Burly Surly Disease".:D

I think it's time that guys like burly surly and i stood up to all of this heat from those enlightened ones. i take offense to being called "ignorant" and i make a motion, following in the current trends to be referred to as "liberaly challenged". :p :D :rolleyes:

valve bouncer

07-12-2003, 01:19 PM

Originally posted by manimal
I think it's time that guys like burly surly and i stood up to all of this heat from those enlightened ones. i take offense to being called "ignorant" and i make a motion, following in the current trends to be referred to as "liberaly challenged". :p :D :rolleyes:
Burly Shirley needs Damn True to provide him with a bit of back-up. No offence Manimal but your hearts not really in it, ya weak turd.:mad: ;) And ya not liberally challenged , ya good lookin' challenged ya big freak;) ;)
I can say these things because I won my last fight by 2 fences and 300 metres...plus an ocean seperates us:D

P.S- Hope ya little blokes foot is healing up. Worst feeling in the world to hurt one of your young-uns......lesson learned though I'm sure mate:D ;) :thumb:

Stinky Monkey

07-12-2003, 01:56 PM

Originally posted by manimal
I think it's time that guys like burly surly and i stood up to all of this heat from those enlightened ones. i take offense to being called "ignorant" and i make a motion, following in the current trends to be referred to as "liberaly challenged". :p :D :rolleyes:

I am a member of the NRA, own a AR-15 and hand guns, drive a SUV, don't believe in abortion, go to strip clubs, don't believe in affirmative action, or welfare and I thought what you did with those kids and the weed was right on.I am not what most people would call a liberal. So don't think I am picking on Shirly for not being liberal.

valve bouncer

07-12-2003, 02:04 PM

Originally posted by Stinky Monkey
I am a member of the NRA, own a AR-15 and hand guns, drive a SUV, don't believe in abortion, go to strip clubs, don't believe in affirmative action, or welfare and I thought what you did with those kids and the weed was right on.I am not what most people would call a liberal. So don't think I am picking on Shirly for not being liberal.
You just think he's a dickhead, right???? Me too:D ;)

Stinky Monkey

07-12-2003, 02:58 PM

Originally posted by valve bouncer
You just think he's a dickhead, right???? Me too:D ;)

Nope just thought he could use a little picking on. It builds character.
;)

valve bouncer

07-12-2003, 03:02 PM

Originally posted by Stinky Monkey
Nope just thought he could use a little picking on. It builds character.
;)
Well Shirley must be quite a character then:D

BurlyShirley

07-12-2003, 03:53 PM

Well F***,

I leave for 10 minutes and you bungholes gotta start having delusions of grandeur. :o:

And hey, who says im not liberal anyway? I mean, abortions are cool with me (god i hate babies) , im not religious, and yeah...im a dickhead...so what? Id rather read the entertaining jealousy from you guys than an actual debate anyway. :)

ALEXIS_DH

07-12-2003, 04:41 PM

Originally posted by BurlySurly
Well F***,
(god i hate babies) , im not religious, and yeah...im a dickhead... :)

hmmm, i think that says enough for you. :D

MikeD

07-12-2003, 09:21 PM

Originally posted by Westy
If siamese twins had sex with each other, would it be considered real sex or masturbation?

Incest, I think...

Unless they were born in West Virginia, in which case, they're fun for the whole family.

MD

manimal

07-13-2003, 12:01 PM

Originally posted by valve bouncer
Burly Shirley needs Damn True to provide him with a bit of back-up. No offence Manimal but your hearts not really in it, ya weak turd.:mad: ;)

P.S- Hope ya little blokes foot is healing up. Worst feeling in the world to hurt one of your young-uns......lesson learned though I'm sure mate:D ;) :thumb:

thanks for the words about my kid...he's ok, walking on it.

as far as backing up bs on this one....sorry, you're right. i didn't really have much to say, hence the smilies...just had to pipe up and make a ruckus:D