forum virgin.

[JESkeets]

I feel lost and scared in this new huge world called Ridemonkey.

It actually reminds me of the time I got lost in a mall from my mother.

I ended up getting locked inside the mall all night. Scary stuff. I just managed to survive by eating purple Playdo, and I ammused myself by seeing how fast I could spin in comfortable office chairs.

Needless to say that was the last time my mom took me to the mall without a two foot bungee cord attached from my neck to her wrist.

Wow. It's weird thinking back that far. I've grown up a lot in those three months since that dreaded 'mall incident'.

[Silver]

It only hurts bad the first time.....

[monkeywench]

Originally posted by Silver
It only hurts bad the first time.....
*holds index finger & thumb about 1/8" apart*

....and then only for a second....

Wecome! :D

[Squid]

Welcome aboard! :)

[Tenchiro]

I'm flattered you chose us to pop your cherry. :monkey:

[Skookum]

Just follow my threads and post's. I am straight shooting, informative, and never stray away from mt. bike related posts. Not like alot of the knuckleheads here who continously babble about nonsensical blather. Welcome aboard!

[Arsbars]

Originally posted by Skookum
Just follow my threads and post's. I am straight shooting, informative, and never stray away from mt. bike related posts. Not like alot of the knuckleheads here who continously babble about nonsensical blather. Welcome aboard!


ha do not believe that man ;)

[Tweek]

Be afraid.
Be very afraid.
:eek:





j/k

Welcome, and remember to duck at the flinging poo. :D

[Serial Midget]

Screw all this nice advice. Total bullsh!t says me! Now who would need a new identity with a custom title before the first post? An evil administrator type... :think:

[Skookum]

Originally posted by Serial Midget
Screw all this nice advice. Total bullsh!t says me! Now who would need a new identity with a custom title before the first post? An evil administrator type... :think:
The plot thickens.........

[Serial Midget]

Originally posted by Skookum
The pot thickens.........

Yum... gravy. :)

[monkeywench]

Originally posted by Serial Midget
Yum... gravy. :)
Biscuits and sausage gravy......:oink:

[Drunken_Ninja]

what is the difference between the purple playdoh and the green playdoh?

makes you wonder...

[splat]

Originally posted by monkeywench
Biscuits and sausage gravy......:oink:
.... On Mashed Potatoes ......

[Serial Midget]

Originally posted by Drunken_Ninja
what is the difference between the purple playdoh and the green playdoh?

makes you wonder...

:think: I know they taste the same... :monkey:

[indieboy]

Originally posted by Serial Midget
Screw all this nice advice. Total bullsh!t says me! Now who would need a new identity with a custom title before the first post? An evil administrator type... :think:

well assuming he's from toronto he's probably one of gecko's shady friends :D that's just my assumption though :cool:

[Scooby Snax]

First Post here, couldnt resist the "Forum Virgin" thread...

So Im saying hi to all, and thanks for having me... but why did they take my shoelaces when I enterd this place?

Scoob

[East Coast Mojo]

Originally posted by Serial Midget
Screw all this nice advice. Total bullsh!t says me! Now who would need a new identity with a custom title before the first post? An evil administrator type... :think:

I've noticed that everyone else who has a custom title here (with the exceptionof the Radio God) seems to have at least 1000 posts, is this a requirement or can a custom title be had by mere mortals like myself now? :p

[East Coast Mojo]

- - Nevermind - -

I just read about N8's new custom title and I realize that I have a long long wayto go...:p