View Full Version : What if Obama IS a Muslim?
BurlyShirley
07-02-2008, 08:55 PM
Just out of curiosity, who here thinks it's possible that Iraq Hussein Osama is actually a muslim in sheep's clothing? I mean, honestly, how would we know otherwise? What would it mean for the USA?
There are those who actually believe he's some kind of "Manchurian Candidate" for the muslim world... maybe even from terrorist organizations, and that he's meant to destroy the US from within.
What's the worst possible realistic scenario?
I think he's kind of a douche, but more or less honest as he can be given the circumstances.
MikeD
07-02-2008, 09:27 PM
qua...?
Westy
07-02-2008, 09:30 PM
If he get's elected he'll go all terrorist and assassinate the president.
BurlyShirley
07-02-2008, 09:31 PM
If he get's elected he'll go all terrorist and assassinate the president.
What if he outlaws bacon?
There are those who actually believe he's some kind of "Manchurian Candidate" for the muslim world... maybe even from terrorist organizations, and that he's meant to destroy the US from within.
Are you still reading the sasquatch forums?
BurlyShirley
07-02-2008, 09:34 PM
Are you still reading the sasquatch forums?
I haven't been in a while. Too busy with being indoctrinated by the liberal elite in the hallowed halls of academia or something.
ska todd
07-02-2008, 09:38 PM
What if he outlaws bacon?
Same thing could happen when Veep Lieberman assumes the CinC role when that old age thing catches up w/ Johnny.
-ska todd
BurlyShirley
07-02-2008, 09:40 PM
OMG!!!
http://www.hyscience.com/Osama%20Obama.jpg
If you google img. search "Osama Obama" there's some pretty funny pictures.
Samirol
07-02-2008, 10:12 PM
What if? BUT HE WENT TO A MADRASSA (that was secular and doesn't emphasize one religion over another)
ska todd
07-02-2008, 10:50 PM
Don't forget that when Kennedy was running in 1960 the far right's outcry was that he was going to turn control of the US over to the Pope. Yet, 50-odd-years later and we now have legal abortions, states w/ legalized gay marriage, a general decline in regular church attendance in metro areas, etc, etc...kinda ironic how now the far right is complaining that we have these things happening. Maybe they would have been better off today had their fears come true back then...
-ska todd
BurlyShirley
07-02-2008, 11:00 PM
If I was him, I'd wait until right after I had just taken the oath of office, and then say something like "Praise be unto allah" just to mess with people.
Or maybe "Durka durka, mohammad jihad."
sanjuro
07-02-2008, 11:37 PM
who cares, except for that he is a liar.
MikeStanfill
07-02-2008, 11:47 PM
Why does being a Muslim have anything to do with his presidency?
DirtMcGirk
07-02-2008, 11:49 PM
I'll take a liar over a geriatric with PTSD and a score to settle with Viet Nam...
ska todd
07-02-2008, 11:51 PM
who cares, except for that he is a liar.
And compared to the one we have in office now he's worse how?
-ska todd
jimmydean
07-02-2008, 11:53 PM
As if being a Muslim would be any worst than being a whacked out evangelical that thinks teh ghey's caused 9/11. I also think it might be our only hope for NOT invading Iran.
who cares, except for that he is a politician.
Fixed.
MikeD
07-03-2008, 06:31 AM
As if being a Muslim would be any worst than being a whacked out evangelical that thinks teh ghey's caused 9/11.
Saddam Hussein was GAY?! Of course! It all makes sense now.
stevew
07-03-2008, 07:40 AM
No more Christmas?
Instead of Virgin Mary rear window decals there will be 72 virgin rear window decals? That would cause a blind spot.
ATOMICFIREBALL
07-03-2008, 07:50 AM
OMG!!!
http://www.hyscience.com/Osama%20Obama.jpg
If you google img. search "Osama Obama" there's some pretty funny pictures.
Good photo!
Why does being a Muslim have anything to do with his presidency?
Uh,duu.:crazy:
As if being a Muslim would be any worst than being a whacked out evangelical that thinks teh ghey's caused 9/11. I also think it might be our only hope for NOT invading Iran.
Oh contraire mon faire, a Sunni Muslim might be just the guy to turn the whole thing into a jihad.
If I was him, I'd wait until right after I had just taken the oath of office, and then say something like "Praise be unto allah" just to mess with people.Or maybe "Durka durka, mohammad jihad."
If only they had a mailbox on stage he could smash....
binary visions
07-03-2008, 08:41 AM
Uh,duu.:crazy:
:rofl:
I swear, dude, your posts make me laugh as much as anyone on here.
There's a part of me that hopes you're just trolling when you post, and another part of me that really hopes you're not...
FlyinPolack
07-03-2008, 08:57 AM
Sleeper cell... A few well placed treaties is all it will take. :monkeydance::monkeydance::monkeydance:
ATOMICFIREBALL
07-03-2008, 09:37 AM
:rofl:
I swear, dude, your posts make me laugh as much as anyone on here.
There's a part of me that hopes you're just trolling when you post, and another part of me that really hopes you're not...
Eh,it's fun to chime in on these forums. We are basically a bunch of bottom feeding ants/sheeple in the big picture. This forum isn't going to change anything. Except entrtainment value.
:banana:
manimal
07-03-2008, 11:02 AM
http://logo.cafepress.com/8/3843412.2542018.jpg
:rofl:
if I Was Him, I'd Wait Until Right After I Had Just Taken The Oath Of Office, And Then Say Something Like "praise Be Unto Allah" Just To Mess With People.
Or Maybe "durka Durka, Mohammad Jihad."
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jimmydean
07-03-2008, 11:29 AM
:rofl:
I swear, dude, your posts make me laugh as much as anyone on here.
There's a part of me that hopes you're just trolling when you post, and another part of me that really hopes you're not...
And you thought he wore the helmet just because it matched his fanny pack. :busted:
i Think He's Kind Of A Douche, But More Or Less Honest As He Can Be Given The Circumstances.
he Is A Liar.
Cage Fight!!!
Westy
07-03-2008, 01:59 PM
http://logo.cafepress.com/8/3843412.2542018.jpg
:rofl:
I'd never vote for someone who smoked filtered joints.
kidwoo
07-03-2008, 02:31 PM
I'd never vote for someone who smoked filtered joints.
I saw that pic and took it as manimal wouldn't vote for someone so sophisticated that they smoke long ass betty davis cigarettes.
BurlyShirley
07-03-2008, 02:36 PM
12345
LOL, Its Lord Opie!!!!
manimal
07-03-2008, 04:15 PM
I saw that pic and took it as manimal wouldn't vote for someone so sophisticated that they smoke long ass betty davis cigarettes.
i noticed that too but i couldnt' find a better one. there was another one..."vote obama...he's DOPE!" :rofl:
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