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johnbryanpeters
05-03-2008, 07:29 PM
It is best to time the meal so that M&C is ready to come out of the oven just before intruders kick the door down so it is good and hot and sticky just when you smack them in the head with it.
skinny mike
05-03-2008, 07:49 PM
weaver stance + mac and cheese = the ultimate weapon
johnbryanpeters
05-03-2008, 08:00 PM
Actually, under these circumstances, the Julia Child stance is more effective.
Actually, under these circumstances, the Julia Child stance is more effective.
I bet Julia Child could shoot m&c out of her nostrils.
JohnE
05-03-2008, 09:33 PM
Julia Child was OSS during WW2...she could kill you with her M&C, dispose of your corpse, then serve the M&C and no one would be the wiser...
dan-o
05-04-2008, 12:09 AM
My house is surrounded by a moat of buttered al dente macaroni. While the opposing forces are mired in mac, they are met with a hellfire of molten cheese raining from above. My sicilian mother in law then carmelizes the whole mess with a WW1-era flame thrower.
Ciaran
05-05-2008, 12:40 AM
I am partial to a Mace N Cheese.
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