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MMike
04-23-2008, 08:44 AM
...shoots mac and cheese?

There should be.
JohnE
04-23-2008, 10:41 AM
Why did I see that coming a mile away?
skinny mike
04-23-2008, 10:44 AM
Why did I see that coming a mile away?
because mmike is fat and casts a big shadow?
MikeD
04-23-2008, 10:44 AM
If you aim well enough, any gun can shoot mac and cheese. The key is to focus on the front sight, and not be distracted by the pleasantly artificial orange target area.

Still, a 12 ga #00 buck shell would do nicely.
JohnE
04-23-2008, 10:51 AM
Manage your trigger and recoil too...release it slowly...scan the target area for Easy Mac reinforcements.

Sabot slugs anyone?
AngryMetalsmith
04-23-2008, 11:59 AM
...shoots mac and cheese?

There should be.

Why not.

Someone invented the Salad Shooter years ago as a way for uber macho dudes to rationalize eating vegetables.

http://www.allbrands.com/images/products_main/M_2980_p02910.jpg
Arkayne
04-23-2008, 12:03 PM
I'm lactose intolerant so if I eat Mac and Cheese I can shoot it out my ass really quick.

(holding back the urge to post an assplosion pic)
$tinkle
04-23-2008, 01:54 PM
I'm lactose intolerant so if I eat Mac and Cheese I can shoot it out my ass really quick.

(holding back the urge to post an assplosion pic)mac & queef?
Ciaran
04-23-2008, 03:30 PM
Why not.

Someone invented the Salad Shooter years ago as a way for uber macho dudes to rationalize eating vegetables.

http://www.allbrands.com/images/products_main/M_2980_p02910.jpg

Are those MMikes hands?
AngryMetalsmith
04-23-2008, 03:42 PM
mac & queef?


Why is it that conservatives have some of the strangest closet fetishes?
$tinkle
04-23-2008, 08:25 PM
Why is it that conservatives have some of the strangest closet fetishes?i have curiosities, but no fetishes.

i'm as vanilla as ted haggard in a merle haggard town.
DRB
04-23-2008, 10:59 PM
Are those MMikes hands?

Can't you tell... they have that Canadian manliness about them.
syadasti
04-24-2008, 12:18 PM
...shoots mac and cheese?

There should be.

Too bad Arthur C. Clarke didn't imagine one so DARPA could make one for you...

http://www.newscientist.com/blog/technology/2008/04/science-fiction-inspires-darpa-weapon.html

Clarke's Stiletto is actually: "a jet of molten metal, hurled through space at several hundred kilometres per second by the most powerful electro-magnets ever built."

Now DARPA are working on a weapon called MAHEM - Magneto Hydrodynamic Explosive Munition - that uses the same principle as Clarke's fictional device.

It could have been:

Kraft-o-matic is actually: "a jet of molten cheese and pasta, hurled through space at several hundred kilometres per second by the most powerful electro-magnets ever built."