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Spero
04-02-2008, 10:31 AM
Keep those knives out of reach people.

Link (http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/04/01/kids.plot.ap/index.html?iref=mpstoryview)

WAYCROSS, Georgia (AP) -- A group of third-graders plotted to attack their teacher, bringing a broken steak knife, handcuffs, duct tape and other items for the job and assigning children tasks including covering the windows and cleaning up afterward, police said Tuesday.

The plot involving as many as nine boys and girls at Center Elementary School in south Georgia was a serious threat, Waycross Police Chief Tony Tanner said.

School officials alerted police Friday after a pupil tipped off a teacher that a girl had brought a weapon to school.

Tanner said the students apparently planned to knock the teacher unconscious with a crystal paperweight, bind her with the handcuffs and tape and then stab her with the knife.

Westy
04-02-2008, 10:38 AM
How many 8 year olds can you take in a fight?

moff_quigley
04-02-2008, 10:39 AM
3rd freakin' grade? Hell in a handbasket.

jimmydean
04-02-2008, 10:45 AM
8-10 year olds, that story bugs me.

It was quite a few years ago, but there was a guy in my home town that got jumped by a group of 10 year olds. There were about a dozen of them and they had small pocket knives. He died from something like 70 stab wounds.

You would think that you could kick their ass, but in a pack I guess there is a limit to how many you could fend off.

I sense a new reality show!

"Are you badder than a pack of 3rd graders?" A cage match for $$$

LordOpie
04-02-2008, 10:47 AM
The children, ages 8 to 10, were apparently mad at the teacher because she had scolded one of them for standing on a chair, Tanner said.
Children of the fockin' corn right there.

Little psychos need serious evaluation.

jimmydean
04-02-2008, 11:06 AM
The teacher specialized in "challenged" kids like ADD and hyperactivity. I would consider going back to teaching normal kids at that point.

Spero
04-02-2008, 11:22 AM
The teacher specialized in "challenged" kids like ADD and hyperactivity. I would consider going back to teaching normal kids at that point.

Or moving to southeastern asia where the trade of ages 8-10 can be lucrative business.

kidwoo
04-02-2008, 11:29 AM
How dare you talk about our little angels that way.





What charming little crotch fruit.

eaterofdog
04-02-2008, 11:29 AM
It was quite a few years ago, but there was a guy in my home town that got jumped by a group of 10 year olds. There were about a dozen of them and they had small pocket knives. He died from something like 70 stab wounds.

That reminds me of this incident. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4489792.stm)

Tenchiro
04-02-2008, 11:36 AM
How many 8 year olds can you take in a fight?

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

You could take on 28 five year old kids in a fight.

bullitking
04-02-2008, 11:47 AM
Hah sweet... I could take 31. Gotta be ruthless. I like the question about using one as a weapon against the others. F*CK ya i would

DRB
04-02-2008, 12:23 PM
How did all of stinky's kids get in the same class?

Arkayne
04-02-2008, 12:50 PM
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d11/pritos/MTB/1206664363219.gif

Mr Big
04-02-2008, 01:18 PM
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

You could take on 36 five year old kids in a fight.