View Full Version : Pepperidge Farms Goldfish: Best cracker ever
I Are Baboon
03-20-2008, 05:29 PM
What's your favorite?
DirtyDog
03-20-2008, 06:38 PM
They were better with trans fat. Bring back the trans fat!
johnbryanpeters
03-20-2008, 07:24 PM
suxorz.
Broken_Spoke
03-20-2008, 08:41 PM
They can keep all their crazy new flavor experiments I'll stick to the original.
SkaredShtles
03-20-2008, 10:24 PM
I will always vote for beer over crackers.
DH Diva
03-20-2008, 10:31 PM
I will always vote for beer over crackers.
How about beer cheese soup and crackers? Best of three worlds: Beer, Cheese, Crackers.
SkaredShtles
03-20-2008, 10:35 PM
How about beer cheese soup and crackers? Best of three worlds: Beer, Cheese, Crackers.
As long as the beer comes first.
BadDNA
03-20-2008, 10:42 PM
Give me a beer instead, Cheese-Its are so much better.
Serial Midget
03-20-2008, 11:09 PM
White cheddar Cheese-Its are the last word in artificially flavored snack chips.
Jettj45
03-20-2008, 11:12 PM
Original or pizza
BikeMike
03-21-2008, 02:16 AM
Cheese-Its are so much better.
You are sooooo wrong.
What do your own taste buds know? You got to tell them to get with the program.
Edit: original ftw
MtnBikerChk
03-21-2008, 06:12 AM
The originals are my favorite. I can eat the whole bag in one sitting :)
edit: BTW, I'm sure IAB wrote this poll as he was eating my GOLDFISH - he eats the Parmesean ones.
I Are Baboon
03-21-2008, 06:16 AM
I can appreciate a good Cheez-It once in a while. :)
http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/showthread.php?t=122340
Brian HCM#1
03-21-2008, 10:03 AM
How about beer cheese soup and crackers? Best of three worlds: Beer, Cheese, Crackers.I'll have to one up ya........ Beer & Nachos:banana:
Westy
03-21-2008, 10:04 AM
Cheezits are better.
Tenchiro
03-21-2008, 10:18 AM
I voted for the originals but I am all about crunchy Cheetos.
DH Diva
03-21-2008, 10:35 AM
I'll have to one up ya........ Beer & Nachos:banana:
For summer time, I will agree.
Cold Oregon winter, Uh-Uh. Beer cheese soup all the way!
I Are Baboon
03-21-2008, 10:46 AM
Cheezits are better.
I don't appreciate the introduction of Cheez-Its into this thread. We're talking about Goldfish. This is like someone starting a thread about pale ales, and someone else saying they like lagers better. Both are good but they are different. Monkeys have a hard time concentrating sometimes. How come no one has mentioned Triscuits? They too are a cracker. Animal crackers don't qualify though.
Heidi
03-21-2008, 10:49 AM
For summer time, I will agree.
Cold Oregon winter, Uh-Uh. Beer cheese soup all the way!
HELL YA! Like after the Mudslinger race over in your neck'o'the woods. After the race they serve bread and hot soup!
BadDNA
03-21-2008, 10:50 AM
I don't appreciate the introduction of Cheez-Its into this thread. We're talking about Goldfish. This is like someone starting a thread about pale ales, and someone else saying they like lagers better. Both are good but they are different. Monkeys have a hard time concentrating sometimes. How come no one has mentioned Triscuits? They too are a cracker. Animal crackers don't qualify though.
Well, excuse me...
I did vote for the beer option though.
I Are Baboon
03-21-2008, 10:52 AM
Well, excuse me...
I did vote for the beer option though.
No matter what the poll, voting the beer option is always a right answer.
Westy
03-21-2008, 10:55 AM
I don't appreciate the introduction of Cheez-Its into this thread. We're talking about Goldfish. This is like someone starting a thread about pale ales, and someone else saying they like lagers better. Both are good but they are different. Monkeys have a hard time concentrating sometimes. How come no one has mentioned Triscuits? They too are a cracker. Animal crackers don't qualify though.
Your original post title implies that Goldfich are the best cracker. They are not, I say Cheez-its are better. Are Cheez-its the best? I don't know, there are many crackers out there, I have not had them all. There are surely crackers out there better than Cheez-its I sadly do not know of them. Maybe you should use your baboon mod powers to change the thread title so no one else makes the mistake of thinking that you think that Goldfish are the best crackers ever and dare to disagree.
syadasti
03-21-2008, 10:56 AM
I voted original if eating them. I hate the original flavor goldfish in the rainbow color - I don't want multicolor snacks:p
Garden of Eatin Red Hot Blues or Kettle Spicy Tai chips FTW in salty/spicy snacks :banana:
I Are Baboon
03-21-2008, 11:02 AM
Your original post title implies that Goldfich are the best cracker. They are not, I say Cheez-its are better. Are Cheez-its the best? I don't know, there are many crackers out there, I have not had them all. There are surely crackers out there better than Cheez-its I sadly do not know of them. Maybe you should use your baboon mod powers to change the thread title so no one else makes the mistake of thinking that you think that Goldfish are the best crackers ever and dare to disagree.
You didn't vote in the poll.
DH Diva
03-21-2008, 11:12 AM
HELL YA! Like after the Mudslinger race over in your neck'o'the woods. After the race they serve bread and hot soup!
Mmmm. I actually considered doing the slinger this year! But, it falls during my Moab vacation so no slinger for me.
Heidi
03-21-2008, 11:26 AM
Mmmm. I actually considered doing the slinger this year! But, it falls during my Moab vacation so no slinger for me.
DAMMIT - I was going to hit you up for some trail guiding while Derek races.
DH Diva
03-21-2008, 11:28 AM
DAMMIT - I was going to hit you up for some trail guiding while Derek races.
Super bummer! You could always go hit up Mary's. It's close. You guys coming over for Test of Endurance?
OGRipper
03-21-2008, 11:33 AM
Goldfish aren't really crackers, so you FAIL.
Now a Ritz, there's a cracker.
binary visions
03-21-2008, 11:41 AM
Goldfish are definitely the best cracker ever.
Goldfish aren't really crackers, so you FAIL.
Heretic. BURN HIM.
Heidi
03-21-2008, 11:48 AM
Super bummer! You could always go hit up Mary's. It's close. You guys coming over for Test of Endurance?
Nope. Can I ride to Mary's from the church in Blodgett?
I Are Baboon
03-21-2008, 11:51 AM
Goldfish aren't really crackers...
:brow:
OGRipper
03-21-2008, 11:55 AM
:brow:
When you hear "cheese and crackers" do you expect goldfish?
They're fine for what they are - snacks - but they're not crackers. I'm just sayin'.
DH Diva
03-21-2008, 11:58 AM
Nope. Can I ride to Mary's from the church in Blodgett?
I've never done it, but I'll look at some maps and see if it's possible.
I Are Baboon
03-21-2008, 12:09 PM
When you hear "cheese and crackers" do you expect goldfish?
They're fine for what they are - snacks - but they're not crackers. I'm just sayin'.
Well crackers come in different varieties. You've got your Goldfish and oyster crackers, which can be eaten straight up as snacks or put into soup, then you've got your Ritz and the like that can be used to pile cheeses, meats, and spreads on. They have different functions, but both are crackers. Would you say that pretzel sticks are not pretzels because you can not smother them in mustard or liquid cheese like you can with pretzel rods or those jumbo doughy pretzels that you get at baseball games? And do mini hot dogs not qualify as hot dogs simply because of their diminutive size?
BadDNA
03-21-2008, 12:15 PM
A cracker, or not a cracker: that is the question:
Whether 'tis better in the mouth when piled
With meats and cheeses of delicious flavor,
Or to eat as a snack or in a bowl of soup...
OGRipper
03-21-2008, 12:16 PM
Well crackers come in different varieties. You've got your Goldfish and oyster crackers, which can be eaten straight up as snacks or put into soup, then you've got your Ritz and the like that can be used to pile cheeses, meats, and spreads on. They have different functions, but both are crackers. Would you say that pretzel sticks are not pretzels because you can not smother them in mustard or liquid cheese like you can with pretzel rods or those jumbo doughy pretzels that you get at baseball games? And do mini hot dogs not qualify as hot dogs simply because of their diminutive size?
Hahaha, well, goldfish are not smaller versions of anything but you have a point about oyster crackers I guess. I voted the beer option. Besides, everyone knows this is the best cracker ever:
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:JBpsUhJO6W-yaM:http://www.poster.net/eminem/eminem-eminem-1192601.jpg
I Are Baboon
03-21-2008, 12:22 PM
A cracker, or not a cracker: that is the question:
Whether 'tis better in the mouth when piled
With meats and cheeses of delicious flavor,
Or to eat as a snack or in a bowl of soup...
That is some magical poetry right there.
Westy
03-21-2008, 12:28 PM
Hahaha, well, goldfish are not smaller versions of anything but you have a point about oyster crackers I guess. I voted the beer option. Besides, everyone knows this is the best cracker ever:
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:JBpsUhJO6W-yaM:http://www.poster.net/eminem/eminem-eminem-1192601.jpg
That is offensive. You should be using the term Cracka.
You can't leave a bag of the flavor blasted cheddar goldfish within 10 feet of me. It will be gone.
Westy
03-21-2008, 12:47 PM
You can't leave a bag of the flavor blasted cheddar goldfish within 10 feet of me. It will be gone.
I hate those things. Too sweet. I get really annoyed when a bunch of sugar is put into things that don't need sugar.
I got a jar of pizza sauce for making pizza bagels at lunch the other week and it tasted more like pancake syrup. Had to waste a good bagel.
BigHitComp04
03-21-2008, 07:14 PM
Pizza dominates all flavors.
Brian HCM#1
03-23-2008, 08:44 AM
Goldfish aren't really crackers, so you FAIL.
Now a Ritz, there's a cracker.This is a Ritz? That's one good cracker..........
TreeSaw
03-25-2008, 07:14 PM
While I believe beer is the best option, I voted original so it wouldn't fall so far behind http://www.smilies.our-local.co.uk/index_files/goldfish2.gif
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