View Full Version : Scumbag jerk off asshat... Who voted for this tool sock?
SVPPB
01-28-2008, 09:37 PM
Anyone else watching The Shrub lie his balls off in the State of the Disunion?
Scumbag ass clown jerk off retard.
Lord, can't 2009 be tonight?
Terror, Mexicans, Homos, Terror, AmerikkkA!
"We will deliver justice to our enemies!"
BUT GEORGE, WHO'S GONNA DELIVER JUSTICE TO YOU AND DICK?
Screw it, I'm going to NZ
jcook90
01-28-2008, 09:39 PM
Hilary '08.
stevew
01-28-2008, 09:41 PM
wrong forum you twat.
BurlyShirley
01-28-2008, 09:42 PM
Let's name Bush "emporer" of the US for life!
dan wask
01-28-2008, 09:42 PM
Hilary '08.
If shes president, who will cook dinner!?!?!
SVPPB
01-28-2008, 09:42 PM
Hilary '08.
What, you want another 8 years of some **** clown like this douche nozzle?
A vote for Hillary is a vote for this:
http://www.campusplus.com.my/image/mock/off_pic_eve5.jpg
for 8 years.
Good choice.
Westy
01-28-2008, 09:44 PM
Let's name Bush "emporer" of the US for life!
Good Emporers name themselves. Bush should ride an air craft carrier down Pennsylvania avenue and declare it himself if he wants the job.
loco-gringo
01-28-2008, 09:45 PM
wrong forum you twat.
:stupid:
loco-gringo
01-28-2008, 09:48 PM
Good Emporers name themselves. Bush should ride an air craft carrier down Pennsylvania avenue and declare it himself if he wants the job.
You know he's a mountain biker, therefore I must assume that he reads Ridemonkey, as do all mountain bikers, good or bad. If I read that he tries to turn Pennsylvania Ave into a canal so he can ride an aircraft carrier down it to claim his emperorship, I will hold you personally responsible.
LordOpie
01-28-2008, 09:49 PM
Did you ever notice that Aunt Beru looks a little like Senator Palpatine?
SVPPB
01-28-2008, 09:49 PM
I'm voting we name him "Emperor Cod Swallow."
BurlyShirley
01-28-2008, 09:50 PM
Screw that and you guys. I heard I might get $1600.
SVPPB
01-28-2008, 09:52 PM
Do you have to give Dick a sponge bath?
$1600 is $1600, but come on, a little self worth if worth while.
stinkyboy
01-28-2008, 09:53 PM
Screw it, I'm going to NZ
Use that passion and anger to change things here. Don't get all pvssy and run.
BurlyShirley
01-28-2008, 09:54 PM
$1600 b!tch. Eff the troops.
stevew
01-28-2008, 09:54 PM
What, you want another 8 years of some **** clown like this douche nozzle?
A vote for Hillary is a vote for this:
http://www.campusplus.com.my/image/mock/off_pic_eve5.jpg
for 8 years.
Good choice.
Who should we vote for sh!tbird.
SVPPB
01-28-2008, 09:54 PM
Use that passion and anger to change things here. Don't get all pvssy and run.
I think they call that "terrorism" now.
Change = fear = mexicans = brown people = terror.
SVPPB
01-28-2008, 09:56 PM
Who should we vote for sh!tbird.
Edwards.
He has a chance of winning.
Obama and Hillary do not.
stinkyboy
01-28-2008, 09:58 PM
I think they call that "terrorism" now.
Change = fear = mexicans = brown people = terror.
What would a Patriot do?
I've done free graphic design for underdogs in local elections and will continue if I agree with them. Step up and do something positive.
stevew
01-28-2008, 09:59 PM
Edwards.
He has a chance of winning.
Obama and Hillary do not.
The Breck Girl hasn't been doing well.
untitledsince89
01-28-2008, 10:00 PM
aha I was at work watching it, then I saw a chart of bushes disapproval rating over the last 8 years and the constant decline of an horrible leader. I started laughing my ass off and it definitely made my night, this was right as I was having a conversation with one of the hostess's who just signed her papers to go iraq and and enlist.
BurlyShirley
01-28-2008, 10:01 PM
aha I was at work watching it, then I saw a chart of bushes disapproval rating over the last 8 years and the constant decline of an horrible leader. I started laughing my ass off and it definitely made my night, this was right as I was having a conversation with one of the hostess's who just signed her papers to go iraq and and enlist.
How does one receive orders for a duty station before enlisting?
SVPPB
01-28-2008, 10:02 PM
How does one receive orders for a duty station before enlisting?
Well, if you sign up to go to Duke you're going to Duke.
You sign up for the Army, you're getting a tan
LordOpie
01-28-2008, 10:03 PM
Do you have to give Dick a sponge bath?
I don't have to, well, ok, I do have to and I enjoy it, regularly.
SVPPB
01-28-2008, 10:04 PM
I don't have to, well, ok, I do have to and I enjoy it, regularly.
Just don't be astounded when he "shoots you in the face"
BurlyShirley
01-28-2008, 10:04 PM
Well, if you sign up to go to Duke you're going to Duke.
You sign up for the Army, you're getting a tan
Maybe. But a "hostess" being a girl and all... probably will get pregnant within the first 3 months and leach the system for benefits while adding nothing in terms of service.
stinkyboy
01-28-2008, 10:04 PM
aha I was at work watching it, then I saw a chart of bushes disapproval rating over the last 8 years and the constant decline of an horrible leader. I started laughing my ass off and it definitely made my night, this was right as I was having a conversation with one of the hostess's who just signed her papers to go iraq and and enlist.
Will you vote?
stevew
01-28-2008, 10:05 PM
How does one receive orders for a duty station before enlisting?
In Candyland?
http://www.beadcircle.com/blog/wp-content/images/candyland.jpg
BurlyShirley
01-28-2008, 10:05 PM
Will you vote?
I wont. I'll just tease the supporters of whoever loses.
SVPPB
01-28-2008, 10:05 PM
Maybe. But a "hostess" being a girl and all... probably will get pregnant within the first 3 months and leach the system for benefits while adding nothing in terms of service.
There was a great article in Playboy about this.
Condoms have a battle use.
But what is the in country tactical use of pregnancy tests?
BurlyShirley
01-28-2008, 10:07 PM
There was a great article in Playboy about this.
Condoms have a battle use.
But what is the in country tactical use of pregnancy tests?
Pass them out to those who get pillaged, raped and plundered?
SVPPB
01-28-2008, 10:07 PM
Pass them out to those who get pillaged, raped and plundered?
On which side of the ideological line?
stinkyboy
01-28-2008, 10:08 PM
I wont. I'll just tease the supporters of whoever loses.
Your pussification has been well established.
I speak to fuggers who want to live as Americans.
BurlyShirley
01-28-2008, 10:10 PM
On which side of the ideological line?
Unshaven, they all look the same.
kidwoo
01-28-2008, 10:11 PM
Use that passion and anger to change things here. Don't get all pvssy and run.
Wait.
How many divorces again?:busted:
sorry man......too easy
SVPPB
01-28-2008, 10:12 PM
Wait, what does living as an America imply?
Voting? Check, I'll vote and still get screwed by some tool bag who has a Governor of some ass backwards Snowbird state.
Civic Duty? We work, we toil, we dig, and some butt chaffed soccer mommy decides our trials are too hard line, too metal for Jr. on his bike with training wheels, and some dildo beaurocrap comes and dozes it.
Patriotism? Our nation is despised because we act more like WWII Germany then the Kennedy Adminsitration America.
Yup, worth my time to sit on a sinking ship perpetuated by MTV, Star****s and Martha Stewart.
stinkyboy
01-28-2008, 10:14 PM
Wait.
How many divorces again?:busted:
sorry man......too easy
There's no growth without change.
:monkeydance:
BurlyShirley
01-28-2008, 10:15 PM
Your pussification has been well established.
I speak to fuggers who want to live as Americans.
Yeah, define "live as Americans" for me. My decision not to vote is based on pure laziness. Nothing is more american than that.
jcook90
01-28-2008, 10:16 PM
wtfs going on.
Seeing as how I'll be of voting age next election I should probably care a little bit more about whats going on. Or not. Just no Hilary. I'll move to Canada, ideally Whistler.
loco-gringo
01-28-2008, 10:18 PM
The best part of politics here are when everybody starts with the "I'll move to Canada" bullsh*t. If you're going to move, man up. Move to Mexico. That will show me something.
skinny mike
01-28-2008, 10:19 PM
http://drinkinggame.us/
bluebug32
01-28-2008, 10:21 PM
You know he's a mountain biker, therefore I must assume that he reads Ridemonkey, as do all mountain bikers, good or bad.
You know what they say about assuming...
stevew
01-28-2008, 10:23 PM
The best part of politics here are when everybody starts with the "I'll move to Canada" bullsh*t.
Other than BMXMan, they never do.
rideit
01-28-2008, 10:25 PM
I LOVE how he has absolutely no defenders anymore.
Even here in the monkey-house.
LordOpie
01-28-2008, 10:25 PM
wtfs going on.
Seeing as how I'll be of voting age next election I should probably care a little bit more about whats going on. Or not. Just no Hilary. I'll move to Canada, ideally Whistler.
Consider this... if she can fix the financial mess that we're in by using Bill and his Admin that he had, we should be grateful.
The best part of politics here are when everybody starts with the "I'll move to Canada" bullsh*t. If you're going to move, man up. Move to Mexico. That will show me something.
amen.
stinkyboy
01-28-2008, 10:26 PM
Yeah, define "live as Americans" for me. My decision not to vote is based on pure laziness. Nothing is more american than that.
That is a sad reality.
I'm an old man that lives in the shadow of my grandfather and my father, but sadly in the pussy world that is now America.
I will never bite my tongue when truth is needed, and never not throw a punch despite the repercussions when a situation needs correction.
Fuq it, maybe I am needed back in Ireland...
BurlyShirley
01-28-2008, 10:27 PM
I LOVE how he has absolutely no defenders anymore.
Even here in the monkey-house.
Apparently you havent been visiting any three wheeler forums.
BurlyShirley
01-28-2008, 10:29 PM
That is a sad reality.
I'm an old man that lives in the shadow of my grandfather and my father, but sadly in the pussy world that is now America.
I will never bite my tongue when truth is needed, and never not throw a punch despite the repercussions when a situation needs correction.
Fuq it, maybe I am needed back in Ireland...
Oh for f*cks sakes, save the drama. You back on the sauce or something?
SVPPB
01-28-2008, 10:30 PM
Everyone forgets that NY, CA and FL do not represent all the votes needed to swing an office for the Democrats. Without swinging a few of the red-ish states, its just not going to happen.
My mom is a die hard democrat, and she won't go anywhere near Hillary. Mind you mom was at Berkeley during the 60's riots and the dirty tree huggers, and has voted even so far down the toilet as mike dukakis...
When I asked her if she was going to vote for Hillary, she looked me right in the eye and said "No ****ing way. If that dumb bitch can't secure a redneck's zipper, then how can we hope she'll deal with the cluster the Shrub is leaving?"
If she can't get my mom, she can't win.
Which means you'll get Romney.
if you like kinky sex, strange pills, loud music, or anything not the PXN network, you might want to make travel plans.
dan wask
01-28-2008, 10:35 PM
http://cache.bordom.net/images/cb38cb5004473ea6ba5e8f8c2f602940.jpg
http://img282.imageshack.us/img282/6977/helloseriousbusiness3am.jpg
stinkyboy
01-28-2008, 10:38 PM
Oh for f*cks sakes, save the drama. You back on the sauce or something?
Yes, stop over for some shots.
bluebug32
01-28-2008, 10:40 PM
The best part of politics here are when everybody starts with the "I'll move to Canada" bullsh*t. If you're going to move, man up. Move to Mexico. That will show me something.
Then where do Canadians go when they get fed up? :think:
SVPPB
01-28-2008, 10:42 PM
Then where do Canadians go when they get fed up? :think:
New Jersey?
bluebug32
01-28-2008, 10:43 PM
New Jersey?
So Puerto Rico and Canada both flee to Jersey? That is one f'ed up melting pot.
SVPPB
01-28-2008, 10:46 PM
God hates NJ.
What can you do?
ATOMICFIREBALL
01-28-2008, 11:04 PM
I like Bush !
dan wask
01-28-2008, 11:05 PM
I like Bush !
You're from Tennessee. Go figure :busted:
LordOpie
01-28-2008, 11:07 PM
I like Bush !
Get back in the closet.
robdamanii
01-28-2008, 11:13 PM
Get back in the closet.
Repubs prefer airport bathroom stalls.
SVPPB
01-28-2008, 11:20 PM
Repubs prefer airport bathroom stalls.
You have to tap your foot TWICE to get the special attention from your neighboring stall
Westy
01-28-2008, 11:37 PM
Yeah, define "live as Americans" for me. My decision not to vote is based on pure laziness. Nothing is more american than that.
Exercising your right to be lazy is more American that being one of those uppity voters.
SVPPB
01-28-2008, 11:38 PM
I'm 1/2 South African.
Does this give me any extra voting rights?
LordOpie
01-28-2008, 11:39 PM
Anyone else watching The Shrub lie his balls off in the State of the Disunion?
Scumbag ass clown jerk off retard.
Damn dude, did someone steal your black cherry?
SVPPB
01-28-2008, 11:41 PM
Damn dude, did someone steal your black cherry?
And my rectal cherry too.
I am one cherryless, half drunk, pissed off male between the ages of 18 and 35. I am the key demographic for a revolution.
Now if only I could get off my ass and stop watching clown porn.
Westy
01-28-2008, 11:42 PM
Now if only I could get off my ass and stop watching clown porn.
I've become so desensitized that it has to be totally bananas fore me to get off any more. -Carl
SVPPB
01-28-2008, 11:43 PM
When "2girls1cup" starts turning me on is about the same time I began to worry.
Currently, I am quite worried.
LordOpie
01-28-2008, 11:44 PM
When "2girls1cup" starts turning me on is about the same time I began to worry.
Currently, I am quite worried.
Maybe you should go back to your wife?
SVPPB
01-28-2008, 11:45 PM
Maybe you should go back to your wife?
Think that's coming to an end if the truth be told.
Oddly I somewhat blame GWB for that too.
LordOpie
01-28-2008, 11:47 PM
Think that's coming to an end if the truth be told.
Truth be told... we all knew that when you left her *shrugs* well, go get some snowbunny tail.
4xBoy
01-28-2008, 11:48 PM
Now this kind of reckless banter has been missing in RM for to long.
I vote Pedro in 2012!
SVPPB
01-28-2008, 11:51 PM
Truth be told... we all knew that when you left her *shrugs* well, go get some snowbunny tail.
Really? I hadn't planned on it happening, but it looks like she's going insane, my life is going another direction, and we'd be better off without each other. It sucks, but what can you do. Then again, we've been together for 12 years, so its going to be all sorts of goofy.
Thankfully I have a gallon of Crown and a gallon of Patron, so I will be ok.
Now if I can just tap that English girl I work with at Squaq...
LordOpie
01-28-2008, 11:53 PM
Really? I hadn't planned on it happening, but it looks like she's going insane, my life is going another direction, and we'd be better off without each other. It sucks, but what can you do. Then again, we've been together for 12 years, so its going to be all sorts of goofy.
Thankfully I have a gallon of Crown and a gallon of Patron, so I will be ok.
Now if I can just tap that English girl I work with at Squaq...
Insane how?
wannabeabonedoc
01-28-2008, 11:54 PM
Thankfully I HAD a gallon of Crown and a gallon of Patron, so I will be ok.
Now if I can just tap that English girl I work with at Squaq...
fixed....
SVPPB
01-28-2008, 11:57 PM
Insane how?
Opening my mail.
Calling everyone in my cell phone bill at 3 in the morning, asking how they knew "her husband."
Blowing $3k on shoes, in a day.
Threatening old friends of mine, telling them to "avoid indiscretions" that "could end friendships."
Calling business associates and blowing a $20k deal I had working.
Its been fantastic.
SVPPB
01-28-2008, 11:58 PM
fixed....
Down to 1/2 the Crown, still have all the Patron, out of beer.
Thinking maybe that cough syrup is better.
LordOpie
01-29-2008, 12:00 AM
Opening my mail.
Calling everyone in my cell phone bill at 3 in the morning, asking how they knew "her husband."
Blowing $3k on shoes, in a day.
Threatening old friends of mine, telling them to "avoid indiscretions" that "could end friendships."
Calling business associates and blowing a $20k deal I had working.
Its been fantastic.
Eh, you probably did something to make her think that you're leaving her, so she's freaking out. I wonder what made her think that you were leaving. Maybe the moving 2000 miles?
Dude, go home and fix your marriage.
SVPPB
01-29-2008, 12:02 AM
Man, there are no jobs.
We have bills, just like everyone else.
You're right though, that was the logic she employed as to justify why she went full metal jacket on my life.
wannabeabonedoc
01-29-2008, 12:04 AM
I don't know anything about alcohol amounts, but a half gallon of Crown seems like a crap-ton to drink at once....
You should just finish it off and then go out and cause a ruckus a la www.tuckermax.com. Though most of his stories make my BS-meter go off, they're still funny....
DaveW
01-29-2008, 12:04 AM
Screw it, I'm going to NZ
NZ's not the easiest place for Sepo's to gain residency. :pirate2:
LordOpie
01-29-2008, 12:04 AM
Man, there are no jobs.
We have bills, just like everyone else.
You're right though, that was the logic she employed as to justify why she went full metal jacket on my life.
well, whatever happens, best of luck. Sounds like a crappy situation.
(my first marriage ended in 2000, so i have some idea)
SVPPB
01-29-2008, 12:07 AM
I don't think I was meant to be married.
Kids scare the crap out of me.
I've slept with every girl "friend" I've ever had.
I nailed a bride's maid at my batchelor party.
I'm a usless husband
SVPPB
01-29-2008, 12:09 AM
I don't know anything about alcohol amounts, but a half gallon of Crown seems like a crap-ton to drink at once....
You should just finish it off and then go out and cause a ruckus a la www.tuckermax.com. Though most of his stories make my BS-meter go off, they're still funny....
Fat.
Rugby
Irish/Welsh/Italian/South African
I drink.
A lot.
Grew up in Reno.
I drink
A lot.
Lived in New Orleans.
I drank
A lot.
Moved to Pensacola.
Drank.
A lot.
Back in Reno.
out every night
Drinking
riding
boarding
trying to nail the english chick
its not working
so I drink
LordOpie
01-29-2008, 12:12 AM
I nailed a bride's maid at my batchelor party.
ah, keep drinking and typing. It's therapeutic.
You do know that she knows that, right? Even if you think she doesn't, she does, somehow.
And you wonder why she thinks you're betraying her while you're 2000 miles away?
If she's a good woman, settle her nerves, move home and, ya know, grow up?
That's me being helpful.
SVPPB
01-29-2008, 12:15 AM
She knows.
Saw the photos.
After the bridesmaid sent a stroke by stroke detail.
Yea, she knows.
I have a contract and a good deal here. Waiting to see where Uncle Sam sends her after Flight. Maybe yes, maybe no. Who knows.
Wait, wasn't I ranting about something?
wannabeabonedoc
01-29-2008, 12:18 AM
She knows.
Saw the photos.
After the bridesmaid sent a stroke by stroke detail.
Yea, she knows.
I have a contract and a good deal here. Waiting to see where Uncle Sam sends her after Flight. Maybe yes, maybe no. Who knows.
Wait, wasn't I ranting about something?
Yeah, it was about why the blue ones taste better.
SVPPB
01-29-2008, 12:18 AM
"I've never had any complaints about the blue ones..."
LordOpie
01-29-2008, 12:19 AM
She knows.
Saw the photos.
After the bridesmaid sent a stroke by stroke detail.
Yea, she knows.
I have a contract and a good deal here. Waiting to see where Uncle Sam sends her after Flight. Maybe yes, maybe no. Who knows.
Wait, wasn't I ranting about something?
Is the following current...
Back in Reno.
out every night
Drinking
riding
boarding
trying to nail the english chick
its not working
so I drink
Sounds to me like you betrayed her, she gave you a chance, you left, you're trying to betray her again and you're an alcoholic.
Did I sum it up correctly?
SVPPB
01-29-2008, 12:22 AM
Damn, no love tonight...
English chick: Never going to happen, random fantasy.
Everything else, well, that's quasi accurate.
I'm a bad guy.
She deserves better.
I don't begrudge her getting out while she's young, busty, pretty and smart.
Brian HCM#1
01-29-2008, 12:23 AM
(my first marriage ended in 2000, so i have some idea)But that was before your sex change, you were a man then.
LordOpie
01-29-2008, 12:25 AM
Damn, no love tonight...
English chick: Never going to happen, random fantasy.
Everything else, well, that's quasi accurate.
I'm a bad guy.
She deserves better.
I don't begrudge her getting out while she's young, busty, pretty and smart.
Any particular reason you're not putting the least amount of effort in trying to grow up? We were all there at one point... I was fockin' a married chick while her cop husband slept in the other room, regularly. We're all assholes at some point, so being a "bad guy" is a weak excuse.
Let me guess, you expect her to leave you at some point anyway, so you might as well beat her to the punch?
SVPPB
01-29-2008, 12:27 AM
Damn.. Dad, is that you back from the grave?
I know I need to man up.
Grow up.
Maybe in a minute throw up.
That rhymed...
This will all hit me in the morning when the booze isn't holding well.
LordOpie
01-29-2008, 12:28 AM
But that was before your sex change, you were a man then.
You're nobody until you have a stalker.
LordOpie
01-29-2008, 12:31 AM
Damn.. Dad, is that you back from the grave?
Dead dad part of the "abandonment issues" you have?
SVPPB
01-29-2008, 12:32 AM
Na, he went when he was supposed to.
LordOpie
01-29-2008, 12:35 AM
Na, he went when he was supposed to.
How old are you? How old were you when he died? How old was he?
I'm just curious if you're on the same path I am.
SVPPB
01-29-2008, 12:38 AM
30. 16. 51
LordOpie
01-29-2008, 12:41 AM
30. 16. 51
Ah, you weren't close to him, gotcha.
LoboDelFuego
01-29-2008, 01:07 AM
Let me guess, you expect her to leave you at some point anyway, so you might as well beat her to the punch?
Preventive war is a bad policy, it leaves you in a quagmire with no clear exit strategy, stuck in a fight you didn't have to be in in the first place.
And with that, this thread is back on track!
LordOpie
01-29-2008, 01:13 AM
...it leaves you in a quagmire with no clear exit strategy...
Glen always has an exit strategy!
http://www.mymp4clips.com/images/glen_quagmire.jpg
SVPPB
01-29-2008, 01:31 AM
What do George Sr. and George W have in common?
Neither of them know how to pull out.
untitledsince89
01-29-2008, 01:34 AM
How does one receive orders for a duty station before enlisting?
shes been in the national gaurd, and army jrotc program, and now completed her official full time stuff, idk the exacts details or if she is wrong.
untitledsince89
01-29-2008, 01:35 AM
Will you vote?
yes there is no way in hell I wouldn't
last election in 04 I was 15, so this is the first one I can vote in.
manimal
01-29-2008, 08:09 AM
he tries to turn Pennsylvania Ave into a canal
you can't have a CANAL without ANAL :D
manimal
01-29-2008, 08:15 AM
aha I was at work watching it, then I saw a chart of bushes disapproval rating over the last 8 years and the constant decline of an horrible leader. I started laughing my ass off and it definitely made my night, this was right as I was having a conversation with one of the hostess's who just signed her papers to go iraq and and enlist.
well john, at least you don't have to sleep with her to know that she's got bigger balls than you :busted:
RenegadeRick
01-29-2008, 08:43 AM
Funk man. I was pickin up a sixer last night at the liqour store and that ass clown was on. I could only stomach a few minutes of that liar until I had to leave. It was so horrible I couldn't keep my mouth shut. When I looked up at the TV I saw Cheney, Bush, and Pelosi and I said, "Motherfunk! If that ain't the axis o funkin' evil right funking there." Then he started spewing some carp about Somalia and human rights and I said "Yeah, but we won't do a dammned thing about it cuz they ain't gots no oils." That got a good response from the crowd. Then he rambled about spreading democracy and I couldn't help but laugh and I had to walk outta there.
Hey and sorry to hear about the funked up alcoholic life and L'Ooopie's sex change. But hey guys take heart. At least you aren't that dinkwad liar. That guy sucks.
SVPPB
01-29-2008, 11:37 AM
Thoughts...
1. Damn, drank a lot last night.
2. When drinking, I should learn to hide my computer.
3. Bush is the White Devil in a Gray Suit. He's a bad, bad man.
4. This place is getting to be no fun at all.
I Are Baboon
01-29-2008, 12:11 PM
This thread reminds of that Seinfeld episode where the combination to Elaine's vault is revealed.
LordOpie
01-29-2008, 12:23 PM
Thoughts...
1. Damn, drank a lot last night.
2. When drinking, I should learn to hide my computer.
3. Bush is the White Devil in a Gray Suit. He's a bad, bad man.
4. This place is getting to be no fun at all.
It would be so funny if your wife read your posts :busted:
This thread reminds of that Seinfeld episode where the combination to Elaine's vault is revealed.
Bosco?
I Are Baboon
01-29-2008, 12:28 PM
Bosco?
No, http://bestsmileys.com/drinking/21.gif
RenegadeRick
01-29-2008, 12:43 PM
Here is a nice interpretation of the lies told last night. Read it and weep, or smile and laugh, whatever. I don't really give a funk anymore.
http://www.rys2sense.com/anti-neocons/viewtopic.php?t=11451
After reading all of this thread, I just have one question:
Where do they sell gallon jugs of Patron?
I Are Baboon
01-29-2008, 01:05 PM
Where do they sell gallon jugs of Patron?
Costco maybe? You can buy 8 gallon jugs of maple syrup there.
RenegadeRick
01-29-2008, 01:16 PM
His address was good.Bush obviously stands for Freedom & i'm all for that no matter how much money it takes
Being in debt does not lead to freedom. It leads to ownage. :disgust1:
JohnE
01-29-2008, 01:16 PM
Whats a toolsock?
RenegadeRick
01-29-2008, 01:17 PM
Stupid hardcore environmentalist=high gas prices.
Wrong.
War in ME = high oil prices = high gas prices.
LordOpie
01-29-2008, 01:19 PM
Elaborate,who's fault is that exactly?
I'm amazed that you're so blind.
ATOMICFIREBALL
01-29-2008, 01:21 PM
I'm amazed that you're so blind.
Yeah,i don't watch CNN .
LordOpie
01-29-2008, 01:25 PM
Yeah,i don't watch CNN .
Seriously, if you ever want an open, honest conversation, let us know.
For example, it's FRUSTRATING that you completely ignore how much the war in Iraq is costing America in so many ways -- actual dollars, human lives, and more.
You're so blind and dedicated to what's only important to you that you fail to see where today's decisions will lead this country in 10, 20 years.
Being selfish is fine, just see how it affects you beyond today.
Seriously, if you ever want an open, honest conversation, let us know.
For example, it's FRUSTRATING that you completely ignore how much the war in Iraq is costing America in so many ways -- actual dollars, human lives, and more.
You're so blind and dedicated to what's only important to you that you fail to see where today's decisions will lead this country in 10, 20 years.
Being selfish is fine, just see how it affects you beyond today.
Foresight? Pfffft, who needs that? Live like there is no tomorrow, and we'll ensure there won't be!
untitledsince89
01-29-2008, 01:37 PM
well john, at least you don't have to sleep with her to know that she's got bigger balls than you :busted:
I don't have to sleep with her, but I already did, and dear god are they huge:imstupid:.................not her balls
I'm not selfish,you got it backwards. I don't care about the economy & what i can mooch off the government nearly as much as freedom & being safe from terrorist attacks. If these bastards hit us hard;it will probably cost more than the whole war to fix whatever they did.
I'm pretty sure the liberal media has convinced 60% of Americans the Republicans have some sort of hidden aganda.Like they are stealing oil & selling it on the secret market.lol
On the flip side. Maybe-maybe not there is a secret aganda?Who really knows for sure. I don't have top secret info.Do you? Maybe the CIA is lying to everyone.
All i know is i'm definately not a friggin liberal,but i'm not a hater either. Sure,i can go to San Fransisco & visit without getting into an argument.But i won't live among that crowd.
I'm going to go see Rambo now.
Later....
You know the one feasible way the terrorists can win? Bankrupting our government. We'll go into any country where someone holds up a sign saying Al-Qaeda , even if they aren't affiliated. Blindly chasing these fools is going to way more damage to this country than a terror attack could
SVPPB
01-29-2008, 02:26 PM
Like one of my favorite sayings goes "Bombing for peace makes as much sense as fvcking for virginity..."
I was watching TV this morning on my way out the door, and there was an ad about the returning vets of this war with Tom Hanks narrating it. I don't think that with the level of "self importance" and "singular myopic desire" we have risen to that most people my age or younger are going to be able to deal with the reprocussions of this entire cluster.
The thing that most American's don't get about the whole terrorist thing is that these people, in particular the Afgans, have been at this for decades now. The Mujahadeen (sp) are consumate pros, have been doing this for longer then I have been alive. A bunch of what amount to redneck hillbillys were able to stop the Russian war machine, which in its prime makes our current military look like the Boy Scouts, dead in its tracks. You think you can beat someone who is dedicated, balls to bones, in a war they have to win?
Its a lot like Martin Sheen said in Apocalypse Now (quoting Brando) In a war there are many moments for compassion and tender action. There are many moments for ruthless action - what is often called ruthless - what may in many circumstances be only clarity, seeing clearly what there is to be done and doing it, directly, quickly, awake, looking at it.
We don't have the stones for that sort of work anymore as a people. Some of us, maybe, but the majority of Americans just want $1.02/gal gasoline, a fairly white neighborhood, and their daughters not to have sex until marriage. This is not the hallmark of a warlike people, this is a sign of how soft we've gotten while "Sitting in Siagon, waiting for Charlie..."
X3pilot
01-29-2008, 02:50 PM
The thing that most American's don't get about the whole terrorist thing is that these people, in particular the Afgans, have been at this for decades now. The Mujahadeen (sp) are consumate pros, have been doing this for longer then I have been alive. A bunch of what amount to redneck hillbillys were able to stop the Russian war machine, which in its prime makes our current military look like the Boy Scouts, dead in its tracks. You think you can beat someone who is dedicated, balls to bones, in a war they have to win?
Very true. They are professional fighters and there core belief system is based on a surpressed education and weak mind believing with fanatisism that the cause they are told to believe in is just and right and they have to give their own lives for said cause. In other words, their leaders keep them dumb, repressed and dependent on the "leaders" for direction which makes for a willing martyr. The Soviet war machine, in it's heydey, was way inferior to us technologically but outnumbered us only in rifle toters.
Its a lot like Martin Sheen said in Apocalypse Now (quoting Brando) In a war there are many moments for compassion and tender action. There are many moments for ruthless action - what is often called ruthless - what may in many circumstances be only clarity, seeing clearly what there is to be done and doing it, directly, quickly, awake, looking at it.
Achmed don't surf..
We don't have the stones for that sort of work anymore as a people. Some of us, maybe, but the majority of Americans just want $1.02/gal gasoline, a fairly white neighborhood, and their daughters not to have sex until marriage. This is not the hallmark of a warlike people, this is a sign of how soft we've gotten while "Sitting in Siagon, waiting for Charlie.."
An inconvient war...
If these bastards hit us hard;it will probably cost more than the whole war to fix whatever they did.
Compare the direct costs of 9/11 to the direct costs of the war.
I R bad at math.
binary visions
01-29-2008, 03:32 PM
Compare the direct costs of 9/11 to the direct costs of the war.
...and the death toll.
dan wask
01-29-2008, 04:21 PM
...and the death toll.
The same communist space aliens that bombed the towers on 9/11 killed JFK, and invented peanut butter.
Silver
01-29-2008, 04:50 PM
...and the death toll.
Are you counting brown "people"?
robdamanii
01-29-2008, 07:44 PM
His address was good.Bush obviously stands for Freedom & i'm all for that no matter how much money it takes
Stupid hardcore environmentalist=high gas prices.We need to drill more for OIL like everyone else{Chinese,Mexicans,etc}.in the Gulf of Mexico,Anwar & Colorado.We need another refinery too.
It's always going to be oil that runs America & the world.You are dreaming if you think solar powered panels & wimpy hybrid cars are going to get it done overnight. It's going to be a very slow,slow process & we will be dead by then from old age.
Fact-
IRS get's $400,000 a second in taxes.But you will probably vote for a democrap & we get even higher taxes!
I will not vote democrat. Hillary is a cvnt and Obama is an idiot. I despise them both. I would vote Edwards, but he probably won't make it.
McCain...not sure about him yet. He's the only one I may vote for on the other side. Then again, I don't think ANY of them are as stupid as GWB, so ANYTHING has to be an improvement.
Bottom line, I'm going to vote for whoever wants to undo the sh!tstorm GWB has cast upon us.
robdamanii
01-29-2008, 07:47 PM
I'm not selfish,you got it backwards. I don't care about the economy & what i can mooch off the government nearly as much as freedom & being safe from terrorist attacks. If these bastards hit us hard;it will probably cost more than the whole war to fix whatever they did.
I'm pretty sure the liberal media has convinced 60% of Americans the Republicans have some sort of hidden aganda.Like they are stealing oil & selling it on the secret market.lol
On the flip side. Maybe-maybe not there is a secret aganda?Who really knows for sure. I don't have top secret info.Do you? Maybe the CIA is lying to everyone.
All i know is i'm definately not a friggin liberal,but i'm not a hater either. Sure,i can go to San Fransisco & visit without getting into an argument.But i won't live among that crowd.
I'm going to go see Rambo now.
Later....
You are as dumb as a goddamned bedpost.
robdamanii
01-29-2008, 07:58 PM
Ah... a Ron Paul fan eh?
I LOL'ed.
pot meet kettle
Even I'm not stupid enough to think that terrorism is actually the number one thing that we need to worry about in the coming years. Hell, even Nostradumbass can figure that out.
The same communist space aliens that bombed the towers on 9/11 killed JFK, and invented peanut butter.
What about Elvis? Did they kidnap him too?
DaveW
01-29-2008, 11:00 PM
The Soviet war machine, in it's heydey, was way inferior to us technologically but outnumbered us only in rifle toters.
Not quite true... the Soviet Helicopters of that era were the best around.
And were pretty much the only thing the Mujahadden were scared of.
ATOMICFIREBALL
01-29-2008, 11:21 PM
Backoff yo. My homeboy Dick will get ya!lol
:popcorn:
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g126/highrevtn/bush_cheney_sotu.jpg
Silver
01-30-2008, 12:01 AM
Not quite true... the Soviet Helicopters of that era were the best around.
And were pretty much the only thing the Mujahadden were scared of.
Thank God we gave Osama and his freedom fighters all those Stingers...that worked out well.
well given the same set of presidential contenders that have run against him I'd have to vote for W again.
well now you're just trolling.
Changleen
01-30-2008, 04:08 AM
Holy ****. I can't believe there are people as dumb as ATOMICFIREBALL (tiny penis issues?) left.
ATOMICFIREBALL
01-30-2008, 05:26 AM
Holy ****. I can't believe there are people as smart as ATOMICFIREBALL .
:clapping:
X3pilot
01-30-2008, 07:52 AM
Yeah, forgot about the helos. Need to forget my strictly anti-submarine past, I guess.
But do I get points for remembering it was Soviet as compared to Russian?
DaveW
01-30-2008, 03:46 PM
Yeah, forgot about the helos. Need to forget my strictly anti-submarine past, I guess.
But do I get points for remembering it was Soviet as compared to Russian?
wellllllll, ok half a point for that. :clapping:
RenegadeRick
01-30-2008, 04:46 PM
Sorry to keep keepin' this thread on topic.
Here is a funny interpretation of the State of the Union (http://www.homepagedaily.com/Pages/article4031-the-real-state-of-the-union.aspx).
Well ok, it would be funny if it weren't so funking sad and disgusting and embarrassing all at the same time. The truth hurts man. It hurts.
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