Al Gore invented homosexuals

[LordOpie]

Well, that's my interpretation.
"I think it’s wrong for the government to discriminate against people because of that person’s sexual orientation,” he says. “I think gay men and women ought to have the same rights as heterosexual men and women — to make contracts, to have hospital visiting rights, to join together in marriage, and I don’t understand why it is considered by some people to be a threat to heterosexual marriage.”

[$tinkle]

"don't axe, don't tell" much, al? seems he's blissfully unaware of the current institutionalized discrimination.

but that's ok, hillary is on record pledging to fix it.

[LordOpie]

but that's ok, hillary is on record pledging to fix it.

Really? She's going to expend some effort to fix it?

If I was PotUS, I'd vote to pass legislation, but I don't think the PotUS should spend any more energy on it than a signature.

[$tinkle]

a shrewd pro-ss-marriage legislator would do well to incrementally expand/recognize gay rights. of course, this would then validate wingers when their "worst fears" come true.

win/win/win

[ohio]

Wow, good thing we didn't elect that ****ing lunatic

[zahgurim]

You'd invent gayness, too, if you had a wife like his...

[X3pilot]

to have hospital visiting rights,



I've visited a few people a few times at hospitals, and I can't recall ever being asked if i was gay before they let me in to visit. Is this a problem these days?

He better hope Hillary's health plan doesn't come to pass because then we'll be debating fat rights and he's in big, literally, trouble then!

[$tinkle]

I've visited a few people a few times at hospitals, and I can't recall ever being asked if i was gay before they let me in to visit. Is this a problem these days?wearing moccasins & loudly bragging about how many miles you ride/week is a dead giveaway

[binary visions]

I don’t understand why it is considered by some people to be a threat to heterosexual marriage.
...because the fundamental religious right are a bunch of intolerant douchebags?

I've visited a few people a few times at hospitals, and I can't recall ever being asked if i was gay before they let me in to visit. Is this a problem these days?
They don't want you giving teh super-AIDS to the other patients.

You've never visited someone in critical condition who's only allowed family, have you?

[kidwoo]

You've never visited someone in critical condition who's only allowed family, have you?

Beat me to it.

Mos def.

[MMike]

I thought gays were impervious to all sickness, which is why God had to invent the AIDS to get them...

[FrontRangeDH]

I thought gays were impervious to all sickness, which is why God had to invent the AIDS to get them...

Dude that is not right at all, aparently you dont know anyone dying from HIV/AIDS

[$tinkle]

Dude that is not right at all, aparently you dont know anyone dying from HIV/AIDSthe canadian dollar is that strong.

resp3ct the loonie

[binary visions]

Dude that is not right at all, aparently you dont know anyone dying from HIV/AIDS

You must be new to the internet.

[FrontRangeDH]

I know the whole internet sarcasm thing but that crosses a line.

There is a woman who hit a guy on his bike and killed him and was laughing about it while being interviewed or something. Luckily the judge heard to conversation and sentenced her to nearly the max for involuntary manslaughter. Laughing about someone dying or being killed is just not right whatsoever

[dan-o]

I know the whole internet sarcasm thing but that crosses a line.

There is a woman who hit a guy on his bike and killed him and was laughing about it while being interviewed or something. Luckily the judge heard to conversation and sentenced her to nearly the max for involuntary manslaughter. Laughing about someone dying or being killed is just not right whatsoever

I sentence you to a lifetime of disappointment in the PAWN forum

[dan-o]

...because the fundamental religious right are a bunch of intolerant douchebags?


Wait a second, Mitt was a pretty tolerant fundamental religious douchebag when he needed votes in MA. That's all changed now that he's in the big show, of course.

[Silver]

I know the whole internet sarcasm thing but that crosses a line.


You know, you remind me of someone who walks into a Vegas Hotel and is shocked to find out that gambling and drinking is going on inside...

[$tinkle]

generally speaking, it's funny how an individual tragedy is taboo to make fun of, but line 'em all up and you got hand-spun gold.

[FrontRangeDH]

You know, you remind me of someone who walks into a Vegas Hotel and is shocked to find out that gambling and drinking is going on inside...

OH MY GOD THERE IS?!

[DaveW]

OH MY GOD THERE IS?!

Nah he was taking the piss..... Your just not getting this are you. :(

[manimal]

Laughing about someone dying or being killed is just not right whatsoever

what if someone from westboro baptist church accidentally gets their shoelace caught in an escalator and is slowly pulled and grinded to their death....would that be a least a little bit funny?

[slein]

a while back when the big debate happened in the Great White North, i remember seeing an interview on the télévision with non-hetero folk. it seemed to them that the hetero population was making a bigger deal about it than them.

the salient yet silliest issue revolved around the definition of "marriage," that being between a man and a woman. whatever; it's a frikkin word dammit! not like marriage means that much anymore... seems it's the key factor to getting divorced anyway.

couples get together for different reasons. why should the government care? be it straight or curved (?), i'm sure each relationship is different with its merits and issues.... so what's the macro effect? nothing I figure.... collect tax, it's the micro issues... those who think the world will come to an end because there's something that they cannot control. i would prefer if they just kept their mouth's shut and go and suck some eggs.

[kidwoo]

what if someone from westboro baptist church accidentally gets their shoelace caught in an escalator and is slowly pulled and grinded to their death....would that be a least a little bit funny?

Much funnier if they died of aids acquired via their secret glory hole utilization lifestyle.

[LordOpie]

i would prefer if they just kept their mouth's shut and go and suck some eggs.
wow, why do you hate queers so much?

[slein]

i don't hate them. i dislike those that do.

[Secret Squirrel]

wow, why do you hate queers so much?

re-read posts much?

He was saying the bashers' should go suck "eggs"....

[LordOpie]

re-read posts much?

He was saying the bashers' should go suck "eggs"....

Shut up. I know what I'm doing.

[slein]

Shut up. I know what I'm doing.

I guess a lot has changed since I last logged in... you can make it up to your fellow feminist by giving me a donation. WTF is this bank account thing anyway!!!!!?

[LordOpie]

I guess a lot has changed since I last logged in... you can make it up to your fellow feminist by giving me a donation. WTF is this bank account thing anyway!!!!!?

Done! Check your balance :D

[slein]

Done! Check your balance :D

next time read the sig! :D

yeah... after a long hiatus, i'm back to troll this and maybe other threads. only place on the net worth making a worthless point :P

[DaveW]

Shut up. I know what I'm doing.


Bad Loopie! :shakefist:
NO BANANA!! :rant:




:crazy::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[MMike]

Dude that is not right at all, aparently you dont know anyone dying from HIV/AIDS

Just Magic Johnson.....

[MMike]

My horrific insensitivity to the gays has earned me a red square worth a single negative rep point.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm missing the Colin and Justin show...

[$tinkle]

covered.
here, have some cash, too.
it's friday night, & i'm throwin nickels like they were manhole covers (hallelujah).

[LordOpie]

My horrific insensitivity to the gays has earned me a red square worth a single negative rep point.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm missing the Colin and Justin show...

I'm surprised you don't regularly get red squares!

[$tinkle]

I'm surprised you don't regularly get red squares!wolverines!!

[MMike]

I'm going to donate my credits to the "Cure for the Gay Foundation"

[slein]

I'm going to donate my credits to the "Cure for the Gay Foundation"

I'll take any credits I can get...

(doh!)

Sorry... couldn't resist :D :poster_oops:

[MikeD]

To put it succinctly, if the government is going to give benefits to people who are married (whether they should or not is another discussion and would require a radical change--paging RenegadeRick--), the government has to make the benefits available to any two adults who want to be married. Period.

[$tinkle]

To put it succinctly, if the government is going to give benefits to people who are married (whether they should or not is another discussion and would require a radical change--paging RenegadeRick--), the government has to make the benefits available to any two adults who want to be married. Period.yeah...about that 'full stop'...if we are to accept/imply it's best left to consenting, unmarried, non-direct relatives, we have to examine why anything less than this is not allowed in polite company, and as such, give the same scrutiny to expanding the privilege.

i know you wrote it's a discussion for another time, but it really can't be just rolled up. my first cousin is smoking hot, but dumb as a bag of hammers. if we married (and therefore reproduced), our progeny would be fast-tracked to libertarianism minoring in constitutionalist partyism.

or something.

i don't know what i'm on about. there's a message in there somewhere. a free-mason could decode it. i think i'm saying they'd be first-rate window-licking mongs.

[MikeD]

Rules about cousins marrying are pretty dumb. Cousins can still **** and possibly cause a pregnancy--this being what the anti-marriage rule is designed to prevent, you've now got something even less effective than gun control But with even more banjos.

If we removed the laws on cousins marrying, I don't think we'd see any changes whatsoever in [non-Ozarkian] society. I mean, I'm sure lots of cousins have hooked up, but it wasn't the law that kept them from marrying. It was their families and social constraints. And if they didn't have or care about those, they could still do as the homos do--marry even if it's not in the eyes of the law.

Sorry, bud, but teh gayz are going to marry in this country, sooner or later.

[Serial Midget]

Mommy gave daddy a chubby; she deserves a tax break! :)

[kidwoo]

Mommy gave daddy a chubby; she deserves a tax break! :)

Please............



"stimulus package"


Tax break for giving daddy a stimulus package.

[DaveW]

Mommy gave daddy a chubby; she deserves a tax break! :)

Only if a pole was involved. :picsstfu:

[Serial Midget]

Only if a pole was involved. :picsstfu:

Mommy has whore heels?

[$tinkle]

Mommy has whore heels?wait...mommy doesn't wear 11s...