Failure Now An Option

[jimmydean]

Link (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/failure_now_an_option)

:rofl:

Overturning one of America's most cherished and oft-repeated aphorisms is expected to have far-reaching implications for the future of human ambition. Some predict that a majority of the U.S. populace will now opt out of its previous obligation to give it 110 percent, and, in the coming weeks and months, give as little as 45 percent. For underachieving Americans, that number is expected to drop to as low as 5 percent by March.

I feel so much better now.

[Dartman]

Since when did the Onion stop with the satire and start reporting the truth?

[LordOpie]

Since when did the Onion stop with the satire and start reporting the truth?

was it January 21, 2001?

[X3pilot]

was it January 21, 2001?

http://forums.somd.com/images/smilies/killingme.gif

..must spread rep before giving it to LordOpie..:monkey:

[$tinkle]

http://forums.somd.com/images/smilies/killingme.gif

..must spread rep before giving it to LordOpie..:monkey:he has a cultural edge; humor sustained his people for 3000 years

[LordOpie]

he has a cultural edge; humor sustained his people for 3000 years

:rofl:

we do describe our holidays as:
1. They tried to kill us.
2. We survived.
3. Let's eat!

[X3pilot]

he has a cultural edge; humor sustained his people for 3000 years

Wasn't it 5000 years , Tim Whatley??


obscure Seinfeld reference alert

[MikeD]

Anti-dentite son of a bitch.

[X3pilot]

Wasn't it 5000 years , Tim Whatley??


obscure Seinfeld reference alert

Next thing you know, people here will be saying that they need their own schools!