Chuck Norris says...

[JohnE]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080121/ap_on_el_pr/huckabee

That well known political expert, exercise equipment huckster, thespian and all around ass kicker Chuck Norris says John McCain is too old to be POTUS. Hey Chuck, stick with what you know, like slamming revolving doors and counting to infinity twice.

(Now I am going to hide from roundhouse kicks in my closet...)

[Silver]

This happened on a Sunday? Surely Chuck "Jesus Idiot" Norris has read his Bible, and as a believer knows that Sunday is a day of rest mandated by the Almighty?

I shall volunteer to cast the first stone. As a matter of fact, I'll throw them all...

[SPINTECK]

Good Guys Wear Black, not plad- lone wolf mcquad sould know that.

une thing you have to give him credit for- the guy is in unbelievable shape for 67!!

[H8R]

That well known political expert, exercise equipment huckster, thespian and all around ass kicker Chuck Norris says John McCain is too old to be POTUS.

Reagan was 70 when he took office. McCain is only 2 years older.

[$tinkle]

This happened on a Sunday? Surely Chuck "Jesus Idiot" Norris has read his Bible, and as a believer knows that Sunday is a day of rest mandated by the Almighty? pharisees tried this argument (http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%2012:9-14) already.

have you retained none of your jesuit instruction?

[Silver]

pharisees tried this argument (http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%2012:9-14) already.

have you retained none of your jesuit instruction?

Not a Catholic upbringing. I remain undiddled.

Anyways, this is much more like Jesus chasing the moneylenders out of the temple...

[DaveW]

Now I am going to hide from roundhouse kicks in my closet...

It's ok John.... Come out of the closet. :brow:

[JohnE]

It's ok John.... Come out of the closet. :brow:

D'oh!

[jimmydean]

I have to agree with Chuck on this one. It's a sad day, but I have to give the man his props.

[dante]

I have to agree with Chuck on this one. It's a sad day, but I have to give the man his props.

have to say, as a democrat I hope that the republicans nominate either Huckabee or McCain. Huckabee b/c he's said (and believes) enough crazy sh!t to be completely unelectable by the general public, and McCain b/c all he needs is one "too old and fell off the stage" moment a la Dole from '96 and he's done.