Now this is literally drinking your meal.

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One Long Island Iced Tea has 789 calories in it.

http://www.drinkspub.com/Cocktails-drinks-recipe/Long-I...-Iced-Tea-drink.html

One New Orleans Hand Grenade has 750 calories.
http://www.drinkspub.com/Cocktails-drinks-recipe/New-Or...d-Grenade-drink.html

One Mai Tai has 616 calories.
http://www.drinkspub.com/Cocktails-drinks-recipe/Mai-Tai-2-drink.html