Endless signature material for silver

[kidwoo]

Why?

Because I care.



http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/top100.aspx?archive=1

[Silver]

Where did you find that?

Comedy gold...

[kidwoo]

Originally off www.metafilter.com (bookmark it)


The original post got removed but in my infinite wisdom, maintained the stoopit for all to enjoy.

[manimal]

wow...you really are going to have fun with that one silver. i guess i've been sheltered from the idiots of the faith; i never knew that "believers" could be so wrong and misguided by their own faith. wow..that's funny but sad stuff.

[Silver]

wow...you really are going to have fun with that one silver. i guess i've been sheltered from the idiots of the faith; i never knew that "believers" could be so wrong and misguided by their own faith. wow..that's funny but sad stuff.

No, I won't pile on. It's like watching monkeys smear each other with feces. There but for the grace of God (Just kidding!) go I...

[narlus]

you know, i was gonna post this in jest:

Just recently my son Bobby came out to me. I had been worried for awhile. His teachers said most of his grades were slipping and he seemed depressed and withdrawn.

Bobby said he'd been hiding it for awhile because he was afraid I would reject him. I sat him down and told him that I loved him and that God loved him, but that his salvation was in danger if he did not resist his unnatural tempations. I told him how being gay would mean he would live a shorter life, and that if he couldnt change his orientation he could be celibate like most the ex-gays are. He started crying saying something along the lines of "I knew you wouldnt understand! You're just like everyone else!" before running to his room and slamming the door.

What did I do wrong? I dont want to lose my son, but I fear I already have. I talked it over with his therapist, who had the ludicrous idea that homosexuality was unchangable and that trying to repress could lead to lots of psychological damage (I've dropped him and will try to be finding another therapist with more moral beliefs). I wouldnt be surprised if he's the one who's feeding my son all the homosexual propaganda about how its 'ok' to be gay. That, or how homosexuality has engulfed the media, making it seem 'cool' and 'hip' and how they were just another oppressed minority. You didnt have to worry about seeing two men making out on tv at my age! I dont want to sound like a fanatic, but Im worried what other effects will come out of this increasingly secular, immoral society obsessed with filth.

Am I too late? Or is it possible to save my son

until i read this:

[Note: the boy eventually took his own life.]

damn.

[dan-o]

damn.

It's OK, he's with Jesus now. :pirate2:

[Silver]

It's OK, he's with Jesus now. :pirate2:

You didn't get the memo. Faggots don't get to hang out with the Jesus...

[LordOpie]

You didn't get the memo. Faggots don't get to hang out with the Jesus...
Wrong.

Where do you think the idea of the Pearly Gates came?

[kidwoo]

you know, i was gonna post this in jest:

until i read this:

damn.

There's no bigotry like family induced religious bigotry.



This is a winner.

I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!

[LordOpie]

This is a winner.
Classic!

[$tinkle]

"how come we cant speak monkey?"


didn't see that one coming

[ohio]

I'd go see this play:
Athiests as a Majority

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go **** a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men ****ing eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END

Scary, isn't it?

[skinny mike]

There are a lot of things I have concluded to be wrong, without studying them in-depth. Evolution is one of them. The fact that I don't know that much about it does not bother me in the least.
:rofl:

[sanjuro]

Bobby said he'd been hiding it for awhile because he was afraid I would reject him. I sat him down and told him that I loved him and that God loved him, but that his salvation was in danger if he did not resist his unnatural tempations. I told him how being gay would mean he would live a shorter life, and that if he couldnt change his orientation he could be celibate like most the ex-gays are. He started crying saying something along the lines of "I knew you wouldnt understand! You're just like everyone else!" before running to his room and slamming the door.

Once again, Mom is always right.

[DaveW]

Absolute gold!! :rofl:

Kidwoo, that was a brilliant post.
Been laughing for ages because of it. :rofl:

Rep'd! :D :thumb:

[valve bouncer]

. For example, there is evidence for the wh0re of Babylon due to a 666 mile long penis in Mexico.
Beyond awesome. Some of them have to be trolls, probably a third I'd reckon.

[narlus]

:rofl:

hey, Mike Huckabee left a comment!

[kidwoo]

Be sure to click on the archives at the top of the page. There are a whole lot more than just those 100.

[Westy]

Jesus must work in our IT department. I could open the page earlier this morning but now it is blocked.

[$tinkle]

I'd go see this play:i can't read those lines and not hear christopher guest's voice

[X3pilot]

I'd go see this play:

Bizarro Klan?

[skinny mike]

FTW! :rofl:
I am 100% pro-life, unless we're talking about capital punishment, in which case I am 100% pro-death.