Star Wars pr0n?

[Spero]

GLENN DALE, Md. — Some fifth-graders at Glenn Dale Elementary School in Prince George's County thought they were going to watch "Star Wars" on DVD, but instead, they got a glimpse of a pornographic movie.

County schools spokesman John White says a music teacher put the "Star Wars" DVD in a laptop Monday morning, but the projector showed a clip from an adult film. The teacher immediately ejected the DVD, but the image of two naked adults remained frozen on the screen for about 10 seconds until the projector was switched off.

A letter was sent to the parents of all fifth-graders at the school.

The teacher wasn't identified. White says the DVD appears to be a legitimate copy of "Star Wars," and the school-issued laptop was apparently tampered with.

Investigators don't believe any students were involved.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,296573,00.html


We never watched cool **** like Star Wars in elementary school...let alone graphic sex ed. I wonder if this is the same guy that was banging all the teachers in offices and classrooms.

[jimmydean]

Man, someone keeps tampering with my laptop all the time. Just look at all the porn on it! That can't ALL be from me, could it?

[SkaredShtles]

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We never watched cool **** like Star Wars in elementary school...let alone graphic sex ed. I wonder if this is the same guy that was banging all the teachers in offices and classrooms.
It was music class - Star Wars has an excellent score.

I wonder what sort of music was on the pr0n. :brows:

[Spero]

It was music class - Star Wars has an excellent score.

I wonder what sort of music was on the pr0n. :brows:

Ah - didn't think about that.

Probably some gnar beats made with Acid or something

[LordOpie]

That's why you keep your porn on your iPod.

[valve bouncer]

I bring my laptop to school as I have wi-fi set up and it's useful to have the internet available. One day before class (a couple of students floating around) I was checking my e-mail and I got one from my cousin called the "5th Williams Sister"....now I should have known what it was but unthinkingly I just opened it....of course it was a she-male with a huge rack and enormous weapon in full battle pose. I just about sh*t myself and slammed the screen shut so the little 11 year olds didn't get an eyeful. Learned my lesson there, so nowadays I always have google images filtered before I show something to my students.

[kidwoo]

So the master dildoist named valve bouncer has students.

Hmm

[SkaredShtles]

<snip> before I show something to my students.
Don't you get in trouble for that? :think:

[valve bouncer]

So the master dildoist named valve bouncer has students.

Hmm
I prefer to call them "the to be indoctrinated".....

[fluff]

I prefer to call them "the to be indoctrinated".....

Please tell me that you are not teaching them English.

[Westy]

Why the **** are the showing Star Wars to fifth graders?? Aren't they supposed to be teaching them stuff?

[valve bouncer]

Please tell me that you are not teaching them English.

Think about it.

[rockwool]

Why the **** are the showing Star Wars to fifth graders?? Aren't they supposed to be teaching them stuff?

Star Wars has a lot of Hindu philosophy in it I've been told. Maybe a bit to early to teach that though..

[MikeD]

Star Wars has a lot of Hindu philosophy in it I've been told. Maybe a bit to early to teach that though..

Hindu? It's all Zen Buddhist...

[ohio]

Hindu? It's all Zen Buddhist...

Naw, it's all ball-bearings...

[MikeD]

Plastics, son.

[MikeD]

The real Yoda. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takuan_Soho)