She's Goin Back to Jail!!!

[ultraNoob]

Whooo hooo, and she's gotta serve the remainder of her 45 day sentence IN JAIL! Whoo Hooo, justice is finally served :busted:

[stinkyboy]

Good thing we have another thread regarding this lame story.

[kidwoo]

Good thing we have another thread regarding this lame story.

Thanks for doing your part!:disgust1:


http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/showthread.php?t=182264

[golgiaparatus]

Good thing we have another thread regarding this lame story.

Looks like I added to it too :p... mine has the funny quote though :)

[stinkyboy]

Thanks for doing your part!:disgust1:


http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/showthread.php?t=182264

Mine was first. How many damn threads we need?

[jimmydean]

Mine was first. How many damn threads we need?

That is a question you should ask yourself most days.

[Biscuit]

I don't care how many threads we have, this is the first time in a long time reading the news made me feel good about the world.

[stinkyboy]

That is a question you should ask yourself most days.

I should be getting paid for my awesome contributions! :rockout:

[jimmydean]

I should be getting paid for my awesome contributions! :rockout:

I offered to pay Loco to stop once.

[stinkyboy]

I offered to pay Loco to stop once.

It is nice that he has a job now and doesn't whine all over everyones threads.

[kidwoo]

Mine was first. How many damn threads we need?

1. You started a paris hilton thread

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2. You just argued that you were first in starting a paris hilton thread
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[SkaredShtles]

1. You started a paris hilton thread

:disgust1: :disgust1: :disgust1: :disgust1: :disgust1:


2. You just argued that you were first in starting a paris hilton thread
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Stinkyboy is the master...

Of what I'm not sure. :think:

[stinkyboy]

1. You started a paris hilton thread

:disgust1: :disgust1: :disgust1: :disgust1: :disgust1:


2. You just argued that you were first in starting a paris hilton thread
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:biggrin:

That's hot!

[Dartman]

Stinkyboy is the master...

Of what I'm not sure. :think:

...bait?


Sorry Stink, had to do it.

[SkaredShtles]

...bait?


Sorry Stink, had to do it.
Yep - I figured it had something to do with putting worms on hooks. :D

[SkaredShtles]

Maybe the masterbator. How else do you get so stinky? :shocked:
Wow. Are all Kansans so subtle? :disgust1:

[ultraNoob]

I don't care how many threads we have, this is the first time in a long time reading the news made me feel good about the world.

:clapping: :clapping: :clapping:

[stinkyboy]

Hey, this domain (http://www.stinkbait.net/) looks to be open soon!

[Dartman]

Yep - I figured it had something to do with putting worms on hooks. :D


Hehehehe...

Low hanging fruit, it's sour but it's easy to get. :D

[N8]

lifed from teh intrawebs.... definatly NOT stinkyboy quality but damn funny none the less...


http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/3118/parisnotyoursdv0.jpg

[loco-gringo]

I offered to pay Loco to stop once.

I don't know loco, but you can pay me to stop. :thumb:

[pinkshirtphotos]

there is a reason i named my goat paris. because that goat is dirty, smelly, and has a beird

[loco-gringo]

there is a reason i named my goat paris. because that goat is dirty, smelly, and has a beird

Perhaps you should learn how to grow a beard first.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070531140500AA1WVNS&show=7

[jimmydean]

I don't know loco, but you can pay me to stop. :thumb:

I was a much angrier man back then. I made more money though :(

[JohnE]

Well, I swore I would leave this one alone, but I just had to post this...

According to AP, Paris Hilton recently said, "I was shocked to see all the attention devoted to the amount of time I would spend in jail for what I had done by the media, public and city officials. I would hope going forward that the public and the media would focus on more important things like the men and women serving our country in Iraq and other places around the world."

Bullsh*t...blowjob...bullsh*t...
Its like a bad car wreck, I cant stop looking. Make it stop, make the bad woman go away...

[binary visions]

If there is any justice in the world, Paris will be shanked in jail. Sharpened toothbrush, right in the neck.

[stinkyboy]

I think it's kinda strange that everyone hates her for no reason.

[I Are Baboon]

My personal feelings about her are that of apathy, but I don't get where all the seething hatred for this chick comes from. By all accounts she has not caused anyone any harm. I have a hard time understand why the American public takes so much joy in seeing her crying and going through personal pain. :confused:

"WOO HOOO! I hope she gets raped and beaten in prison!11!!111!"

Ehhhh...why?

[binary visions]

I'm just concerned that she'll reproduce and pass her genetic waste onto future generations :p

[stinkyboy]

I am a little miffed that I haven't had my turn.

[jimmydean]

I think it's kinda strange that everyone hates her for no reason.

I think it's strange you fail to see the negative influence she has on some youth.

If she wants to be a jackass, that's fine. But to publicly promote being a jackass bothers me. I'm just glad my daughter is smart enough to see how public stupidity effects a person based on her example. Not all young girls are that smart.

[binary visions]

I have a hard time understand why the American public takes so much joy in seeing her crying and going through personal pain. :confused:

Well, aside from the fact that I'm mostly joking and really don't have any deep-seated hatred for her, most of the public venom comes from the fact that she's a spoiled b*tch who thinks she's entitled to be exempt from the consequences of her actions, which has been demonstrated repeatedly throughout this trial process. Combine that with her IQ that surely rivals her bra size, and her various taped & photographed sexual escapades that suggest she is simply a wanton slut, and you've got a pretty good target for people to loose some anger at. Her TV show where she demonstrates a total lack of respect for everyone around her hasn't helped, either. None of this is a good influence those impressionable people who watch it. The fact that society will even accept someone like her is a lousy indicator of what should or should not be acceptable social behavior.

There are a lot of people that are openly the target of hostility and probably don't deserve all of it. I have a tough time feeling sorry for someone like Paris Hilton, though.

[ohio]

My personal feelings about her are that of apathy, but I don't get where all the seething hatred for this chick comes from.

Resentment for someone who has achieved tremendous success through being nothing more than a spoiled rich ****up (insert Bush joke here). The irony here is that her success is entirely due to the attention those same people give her for being a spoiled rich ****up.

[ohio]

who thinks she's entitled to be exempt from the consequences of her actions, which has been demonstrated repeatedly throughout this trial process. Combine that with her IQ that surely rivals her bra size, and her various taped & photographed sexual escapades that suggest she is simply a wanton slut, and you've got a pretty good target for people to loose some anger at.

Oh, come on. Give her a dick and she'd be teen-idol in the mold of Bam or Ashton.

I'd say the emotion you're seeing from people that care so much about something that they claim not to care about is a healthy cocktail of schadenfreude, jealousy, and misogyny.

[I Are Baboon]

I'd say the emotion you're seeing from people that care so much about something that they claim not to care about is a healthy cocktail of schadenfreude, jealousy, and misogyny.

That's pretty much what I think, although I had to look up wtf two of those words meant. :think:

I dunno...I just find her harmless. She might be rich and spoiled, but she's not hurting anyone.

The "OMG there is a god, she's going to jail!! Praise Allah!!" sentiment is kind of rediculous.

[binary visions]

Oh, come on. Give her a dick and she'd be teen-idol in the mold of Bam or Ashton.

You can make this about gender if you want, and maybe to some people, it is.

I think she's a useless sack of skin who does nothing but impact the world around her in a negative way. I don't follow much in Hollywood - who the fvck is Bam? - but if Ashton Kutcher has multiple sex videos made of him, numerous shots of him baring his junk on a night out on the town, starred in a show like The Simple Life where - setup or not - normal families have their daily routine and lives humiliated, degraded and disrespected, and he wailed for his mommy after a failed attempt to buy off multiple DWI offenses & scam his way out of jail... Well, he's on the same level, then.

I don't have any distinction for gender. There is certainly a part of me that enjoys seeing someone so utterly worthless get their comeuppance, though, so you're right on one of the counts.

[stinkyboy]

I think it's strange you fail to see the negative influence she has on some youth.

The destruction of our youth was caused by Elvis Presley when he shook his hips on the TV.

[ohio]

You can make this about gender if you want, and maybe to some people, it is.

Maybe it's not for you but compare her treatment to, say, Prince Harry (or is it Andrew? The slutty one...). Every time you call her a huge slut, I can't help but think that if she were a guy she'd be somewhat admired as an idiot/bad-boy/chick-slayer.

Yup, she's stupid, spoiled, and has never been held accountable for anything (again, insert President joke here), but either she was smart enough to figure out that it was her cash-cow, or it has encouraged her through attention and success to take that behavior to the extreme. If a 16 year old acts like an asshole, and you give her a modeling gig as a result, and then acts like more of an asshole at 18, and you give her a TV show as a result, can you really blame her for acting like an asshole and expecting to be treated like royalty?

I have no great love for this girl, and I'm glad she's serving the sentence, but the emotions that have come out of our society have really caught my eye... and in general (both celebrating and dispising her... but rarely just lampooning her) are pretty pathetic. She should be a talk-show joke, but to see mainstream news coverage and debate (DEBATE!) on this is amazing to me.

[binary visions]

She should be a talk-show joke, but to see mainstream news coverage and debate (DEBATE!) on this is amazing to me.

Wholeheartedly agree.

Hell, look at the coverage Anna Nicole Smith got when she kicked the bucket. Burned out actress, past her prime and strung out on so many drugs that she could barely form a coherent sentence. Her passing should have been a footnote on page 15. Instead, the entire country stopped in its tracks and every major news network obliterated whatever noteworthy news was going on to scream and speculate about her demise. Who cares?

[stinkyboy]

Yup, she's stupid, spoiled, and has never been held accountable for anything (again, insert President joke here), but either she was smart enough to figure out that it was her cash-cow

I read her father is shopping her getting out party to several Vegas casinos...

:disgust1:

[BurlyShirley]

3 pages from people who "dont care" :rolleyes:

[I Are Baboon]

3 pages from people who "dont care" :rolleyes:

Two pages. Adjust your settings, n00b.

[BurlyShirley]

Two pages. Adjust your settings, n00b.

My RM clcock says its 934 pm right now :busted:

[ohio]

3 pages from people who "dont care" :rolleyes:

I care about our society, and to me what we're witnessing is the mental equivalent of the American obesity crisis.

Go stuff your fat faces with burger king and twinkies, you fatties.

edit: 4 pages by my settings.

[dhbuilder]

i think you're way too wrapped up in this.

i'd ask you a couple of "questions" about it, but i know how that totally makes you come unglued.

[binary visions]

3 pages from people who "dont care" :rolleyes:

Not giving two rips about some spoiled whore in particular doesn't mean the larger issue can't be discussed, does it?

[ohio]

i think you're way too wrapped up in this.

i'd ask you a couple of "questions" about it, but i know how that totally makes you come unglued.

Just can't keep yourself away, can you? I continue to marvel at your ability to not-care with such dedication.

[Rover Nick]

The one thing that really irritates me is the lack of consequenses for her. When she finally gets put in jail, she spends two days their, then gets released to house arrest in her mansion due to "medical reasons". It makes a mockery of our whole judicial system.

[JohnE]

I have no hate for her; that would be a waste of my time and energy.
Rather, I hold our society (Myself included) responsible for giving her an extended 15 minutes of fame for no particular reason. Her only true talents seem to be an exagerated sense of priviledge and an insane need for self promotion.
Still, I would PIIHB, after wrapping it up. Just to say I did it.

[valve bouncer]

I too must admit to being a little surprised by the vitriol and did feel a little sad for her the other day. But really only the kind of sad you feel for someone who gets a flat tyre on a rainy day. Anyway saw this piece from the PAWN boards favourite sh*t stirrer that I thought was well suited to the thread.
http://www.theage.com.au/news/opinion/gloating-over-paris/2007/06/12/1181414295902.html?page=fullpage#contentSwap1

There is an obscene obsession with Paris Hilton that delights in her pitiful state, writes Christopher Hitchens.

THERE is a huge trapdoor waiting to open under anyone who is critical of so-called popular culture or (to redefine this subject) anyone who is uneasy about the systematic, massified cretinisation of the major media.

If you denounce the excess coverage, you are yourself adding to the excess. If you show even a slight knowledge of the topic, you betray an interest in something that you wish to denounce as unimportant or irrelevant. Some writers try to have this both ways, by making their columns both "relevant" and "contemporary" while still manifesting their self-evident superiority. Thus — I paraphrase only slightly — "Even as we all obsess about Paris Hilton, the people of Darfur continue to die." A pundit such as (say) Bob Herbert, a columnist for The New York Times, would be utterly lost if he could not pull off such an apparently pleasing and brilliant "irony".

And now here I go, clearing my throat as above before deciding to do something I would have never believed I would do, and choosing to write about Paris Hilton. Choosing to write about her, furthermore, not just as if she were some metaphor or signifier, but as a subject in herself.

At some point during last week's events, it seemed to me, one was being made a spectator to a small but important injustice. Those gloating and jeering headlines, showing a tearful child being hauled back to jail, had the effect of making me feel sick. So, you finally got the kid to weep on camera? Are you happy now?

I don't mind admitting that I, too, have watched Hilton undergoing the sexual act. I phrase it as crudely as that because it was one of the least erotic such sequences I have ever seen. She seemed to know what was expected of her and to manifest some hard-won expertise, but I could almost have believed that she was drugged. At no point did her facial expression match even the simulacrum of love-making.

So now, a young woman knows that, everywhere she goes, this is what people are visualising, and giggling about. She hasn't a rag of privacy to her name. But this turns out to be only a prelude.

Purportedly unaware that her licence was still suspended, a result of being found with a whiff of alcohol on her breath, she also discovers that the majesty of the law will not give her a break. Evidently as bewildered and aimless as she ever was, she is arbitrarily condemned to prison, released on an equally slight pretext and — here comes the beautiful bit — subjected to a cat-and-mouse routine that sends her back again. At this point, she cries aloud for her mother and exclaims that it "isn't right". And then the real pelting begins.

In Toronto, where I happened to be on the relevant day, the local paper filled its whole front page with a photograph of her tear-swollen face, under the stern headline "CRYBABY". I didn't at all want to see this, but what choice did I have? It was typical of a universal, inescapable coverage. Not content with seeing her undressed and variously penetrated, it seems to be assumed that we need to watch her being punished and humiliated as well. The supposedly "broad-minded" culture turns out to be as prurient and salacious as the elders in The Scarlet Letter. Hilton is legally an adult, but the treatment she is receiving stinks — indeed it reeks — of whatever horrible, buried, vicarious impulse underlies kiddie porn and child abuse.

I cannot imagine what it might be like, while awaiting a prison sentence for a tiny infraction, to see dumbass TV-addicted crowds howling with easy, complicit laughter as comedian Sarah Silverman (a culpably unfunny person) describes your cell bars being painted to look like penises and jokes heavily about your teeth being at risk because you might gnaw on them. And this on prime time, and unrebuked.

Lynching parties used to be fiestas, as we have no right to forget, and the ugly coincidence of sexual nastiness — obscenity is the right name for it — and vengefulness is what seems to lend the savour to the Saturnalia. There must be more than one "gossip" writer who has already rehearsed for the day that Hilton takes a despairing overdose. And what a glorious day of wall-to-wall coverage that will be!

Stuck in my own trap of writing about a non-subject, I think I can defend my own self-respect, and also the integrity of a lost girl, by saying two things. First, the trivial doings of Hilton are of no importance to me, or anyone else, and I should not be forced to contemplate them. Second, she should be left alone to lead such a life as has been left to her. If this seems paradoxical, then very well.

Perhaps to compensate for its ridiculous decision to put her on page one last Friday, The New York Times report shifted from the sobbing, helpless child to the more portentous question of another "high-profile defendant".

It cited an even more acid piece of creepy populism, in the form of an order from Judge "Reggie" Walton, who poured his witless sarcasm on those who had filed a brief in support of Lewis "Scooter" Libby. Would such "luminaries," sneered Walton, be equally available for other litigants? It's not his job to arbitrate such a question, and he seems not to understand the law, but if his words mean anything, and from a federal judge at that, they appear to mean that to be a public figure is to risk double jeopardy in the courts.

No doubt Judge Walton will relish the coming days in which he can order Libby to report to prison. One hopes that his moral superiority and his keen attention to public opinion remain as untroubled and secure as those of Sarah Silverman. It seems that this is now the standard. How splendidly we progress.

[fluff]

So to the slut question - the only ones mentioned so far are Paris Hilton and Anna Nicole Smith. No men.

Is anyone willing to play the "how many sluts of each gender can you name" game?

[stinkyboy]

More (http://movies.crooksandliars.com/Colbert-Chong.mov) on Miss Hilton.