Free Paris!

[stinkyboy]

Oh, they already have. (http://www.actressarchives.com/news.php?id=6026)

[reflux]

Whew, thank god. Now I can go on with my life, living vicariously through Paris.

[MMike]

S'pose we could get OJ to kill Paris?

[jonKranked]

S'pose we could get OJ to kill Paris?

They just let Kevorkian out of jail.

[ultraNoob]

hmm, I wonder if Kevorkian will ever ride his namesake trail at Bootleg?

[BillT]

This is just a note to anyone that wishes to commit a crime - go to California to do it as even if they manage to convict you, you'll only serve about 1/10th of your sentence.

[valve bouncer]

Viva la france
http://www.historylearningsite.co.uk/fileadmin/historyLearningSite/libera1.jpg

[moff_quigley]

As much as I hate the celebrity worship that the sheeple have...this might be the best picture I have ever seen. The colors, the composition, the emotional content. Perfect.

http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/6425/crypariscrywz5.jpg

[reflux]

As much as I hate the celebrity worship that the sheeple have...this might be the best picture I have ever seen. The colors, the composition, the emotional content. Perfect.
:stupid:

[Silver]

I hope she kills herself in jail...

[blue]

There is a God! They should hold the sheriff in contempt...entertainment.


Hilton Ordered Back to Jail!

Posted Jun 8th 2007 3:05PM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Celebrity Justice

Paris Hilton was just ordered back to jail in Lynwood to serve out the remainder of her sentence! She'll get credit for at least 5 days already served.

Hilton left the courtroom in tears, screaming, "Mom, Mom, Mom." Hilton was also heard saying "It's not right."

One witness said that Paris was "physically escorted" out of the courtroom by a female deputy.

Hilton's mother was later seen pacing the hallways, telling reporters, "I'm paralyzed right now." Paris' father Rick is still in the courtroom.

A Sheriff inside the courtroom tells TMZ that officers are taking Hilton straight from the courtroom to Lynwood. No timetable has been set on her departure.

[ohio]

http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/6425/crypariscrywz5.jpg

Check out the smirk on the face of the female officer in the passenger seat.

Priceless.

[DRB]

Rash? I think they meant the herpes.

[Dartman]

As much as I hate the celebrity worship that the sheeple have...this might be the best picture I have ever seen. The colors, the composition, the emotional content. Perfect.

http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/6425/crypariscrywz5.jpg

This could be her first ride in an American car. :p

[stinkyboy]

This could be her first ride in an American car. :p

Why do you think she's crying?

[Dartman]

I was at lunch today and they had Fox news on. Fox was flashing a bright red Fox News "ALERT" when they went out to pick her up.

Isn't anything else happening in the world today? :disgust:

[binary visions]

Dude... it's Fox News. You should be happy they're not trying to report on anything newsworthy.

[reflux]

Dude... it's Fox News. You should be happy they're not trying to report on anything newsworthy.
True. Fox News is also credited with calling Anna Nicole Smith "American royalty" during their coverage of her passing.

Fwiw, I'd only rely on Fox News to tell me if there was corn in my feces yesterday.

[Silver]

True. Fox News is also credited with calling Anna Nicole Smith "American royalty" during their coverage of her passing.


A fat drunk once rich retarded Texan...

Sound like GW without Daddy's friends, doesn't it?

[ultraNoob]

I hope she kills herself in jail...

If she did, then we'd never get to see any new Paris Hilton Porn. Hmmm, I wonder if they have surveilance cameras in the communal shower? If they did, I'm sure they'll pop up on YouTube real soon.

[JohnE]

I am just glad she is off the streets. LA is a safer place now.

[stevew]

Oh, they already have. (http://www.actressarchives.com/news.php?id=6026)

:wave: n8, is that you?

[DaveW]

Viva la france
http://www.historylearningsite.co.uk/fileadmin/historyLearningSite/libera1.jpg

:rofl: :rofl: :clapping: Nice one! :D

[stinkyboy]

She's out again, and she's been sketchin'.

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2007/06/0626_paris_card_2.jpg

Hmm. Two different lowercase a's? Schizophrenia?

[Secret Squirrel]

I'm just amazed that her name is spelled correctly...

[stinkyboy]

She dots her i's with cameltoes. That's hot!

[Secret Squirrel]

I thought those were upward inflections so every thing sounded like a question...

Talk like thiiiiSSS... (http://youtube.com/watch?v=hec8SVQfEmo)