I thought this headline was funny

[MMike]

http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/06/06/bush.summit.ap/index.html

Bush says Russia won't attack Europe despite rhetoric

Well as long as HE'S sure.....

(of course they won't attack...but it's not like it's his call ya know...)

[JohnE]

Sounds like he is double dog daring them...

[skinny mike]

i think it's just his way of saying "oooohh! ooooohh! pick me! pick me! i wanted missiles targeted at me!!!!"