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narlus
05-20-2007, 08:32 PM
american politics have much to learn from the belgians...

http://www.nee-antwerpen.be/index-eng.htm

skinny mike
05-20-2007, 08:39 PM
so i'm guessing you signed up...

valve bouncer
05-20-2007, 08:50 PM
Politicians suck.

$tinkle
05-20-2007, 09:34 PM
as always, it pays to read the fine print: (http://www.nee-antwerpen.be/index-eng-blow.htm)2. Description of Services
The Services consist of Tania performing fellatio on selected individuals who have requested the Services through this form. Travel and other expenses will be covered by NEE. Any sort of recording (video, audio or photographs) of the performance is strictly prohibited without written permission. We adhere to high standards of service but due to time limitations each performance can last no longer than 5 minutes, no exceptions will be made under any circumstance.

3. General Requirements and Rules of Conduct
Services will only be provided to those who meet the following requirements:
applicants must be 18yrs old or above condoms must be used and provided and paid for by the user the user shall not engage in any other form of physical contact any attempt to influence the depth of insertion by the user will result in immediate end of service Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons


Some notes after having received more than 1000 applications:

submitting several applications will not result in more blowjobs Services for female applicants can only be provided in Second Life if the applicant has the necessary avatar modifications

narlus
05-20-2007, 10:10 PM
http://www.nee-antwerpen.be/afbeeldingen/ikbijt-affiche.jpg

the US political system should start a fellatio party (instead of the usual a$$-pounding platforms...)

Toshi
05-20-2007, 10:14 PM
80 per day? wow.

narlus
05-20-2007, 10:17 PM
80 per day? wow.

politicians talk a lot...they must have strong jaw and neck musculature...

JohnE
05-21-2007, 03:01 AM
Some say their politicians suck, Belgians mean it...

MMike
05-21-2007, 08:30 AM
american politics have much to learn from the belgians...

http://www.nee-antwerpen.be/index-eng.htm

Before you get too get ahead of yourself...should you not get more attractive politicians first?

dhbuilder
05-21-2007, 09:25 AM
Politicians suck.


not near as much as the dumbphuques who spend their entire lives, online whining about them.

binary visions
05-21-2007, 09:49 AM
not near as much as the dumbphuques who spend their entire lives, online whining about them.

Who sucks more, the people whining about the dumbasses, or the people who whine about the people whining about the dumbasses?

I don't think any of us spend our whole lives on here (well, MMike might), but it's certainly better to express your displeasure with an administration than it is to sit passively by while the government does wrong by its people.

valve bouncer
05-21-2007, 10:02 AM
not near as much as the dumbphuques who spend their entire lives, online whining about them.
You are a complete and utter f*cking moron. Even the simplest jokes fail to penetrate the bony mass that sits above your shoulders.

fluff
05-21-2007, 11:00 AM
You are a complete and utter f*cking moron. Even the simplest jokes fail to penetrate the bony mass that sits above your shoulders.

I can't help thinking that "mass" is too strong a word in this case. Misleading at the very least.

jimmydean
05-21-2007, 01:48 PM
I don't think any of us spend our whole lives on here (well, MMike might), but it's certainly better to express your displeasure with an administration than it is to sit passively by while the government does wrong by its people.

Why do you hate freedom?

:p

MMike
05-21-2007, 02:21 PM
You are a complete and utter f*cking moron. Even the simplest jokes fail to penetrate the bony mass that sits above your shoulders.


Ohhhhhhh....they SUCK.....I get it.... that was a play on words...you made it seem like you were using the "slang" form of the word suck to mean that they are no good...but in actual fact you meant that they do in fact SUCK...the literal sense...and in this case, penises....

ta-ha...ta-ha.....

H8R
05-21-2007, 02:28 PM
Ohhhhhhh....they SUCK.....I get it.... that was a play on words...you made it seem like you were using the "slang" form of the word suck to mean that they are no good...but in actual fact you meant that they do in fact SUCK...the literal sense...and in this case, penises....

ta-ha...ta-ha.....

See? Even MMike gets it and he is a mouth breathing troglodyte with smelly hair and orange toenails.

MMike
05-21-2007, 02:55 PM
See? Even MMike gets it and he is a mouth breathing troglodyte with smelly hair and orange toenails.

You tell 'im!

And bad breath...don't forget bad breath....