Senior Citizens and the obsession with bowel movements: A pictorial

[BurlyShirley]

Ok, no pictures actually, but anyone ever notice how alot of older folks talk about their bowel movements too much? I have a professor this semester who, at least twice during each lechture, gets off on some tangent about pollups in her colon or eating enough fiber.....things like that. Why would anyone want to hear about such things?

[BurlyShirley]

Haha, I meant to post this in the lounge, but it's probably better I didnt. Discuss.

[Westy]

Teen Leaves Deposit In Bank (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070306/od_nm/germany_crime_dc;_ylt=AhxKAF.c78VtPbsYhKBPaAoSH9EA )

[BurlyShirley]

Hahhaha...germans.

[valve bouncer]

Are you telling us you don't inspect the deposit before flushing and then regale all and sundry with the putrid details?

[BurlyShirley]

Are you telling us you don't inspect the deposit before flushing and then regale all and sundry with the putrid details?

Ah, so you know the phenomena of which I speak. Glad to see Im not alone in this.

[valve bouncer]

Tonight was a 3 foot black bellied black snake that would have gagged a maggot. Definitely a number 4
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b4/Bristol_Stool_Chart.png/300px-Bristol_Stool_Chart.png

[Westy]

I got really sick once and ended up taking too much pepto. I was bound up for days. When the bowels finally moved I as lucky enough to have a scale nearby to weigh myself before and after. It was a healthy 3 pounder. I handed out cigars afterwards.


How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

Those are the only poop related discussions I will get involved in.

[DRB]

Haha, I meant to post this in the lounge, but it's probably better I didnt. Discuss.


Food and Beer would've been funnier.