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$tinkle
03-06-2007, 10:49 AM
no doubt, you've heard this story making the rounds:
"(WCCO) Minneapolis An off-duty Northwest Airlines employee was arrested after a woman on a flight from Seattle complained that the man had ejaculated on her." (http://wcco.com/topstories/local_story_064172908.html)

so if this were reported in a ribald fashion, you might have:
"protein shakes on a plane"
"multiple miggs spotted at 35,000 ft"
"ejection seat incident"

your turn.

binary visions
03-06-2007, 10:53 AM
I'm trying to work "spermicide bomber" in there but I think it's too much of a stretch ;)

stevew
03-06-2007, 10:54 AM
Mr. Cream Jeans caught with pants down.

$tinkle
03-06-2007, 11:01 AM
"hijacking on flight xxx"
"the white zone is for unloading only"
"flying solo in the mile high club"

N8
03-06-2007, 11:41 AM
Man busted flying with a loaded weapon after accidental discharge

Westy
03-06-2007, 02:08 PM
Cartographers beware, Maps Of Hawaii can Land you in hot water on Minneapolis flights.

BurlyShirley
03-06-2007, 05:16 PM
"Sun-dried Sparrow Carcass Washed Away With Hose"

valve bouncer
03-06-2007, 10:20 PM
Jumbo jerker jets jizz

skinny mike
03-07-2007, 01:21 AM
a happy-ending to a long flight.

DaveW
03-07-2007, 01:22 AM
Flight flunky ejacted from mile high club

N8
03-08-2007, 01:13 PM
Spunks on a Plane!