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BurlyShirley
03-04-2007, 07:58 PM
http://www.playfuls.com/news_00002647_Britney_Spears_Tried_To_Commit_Suici de.html

Saw this on google news. Hehe. It can only get better.
skinny mike
03-04-2007, 08:00 PM
wow, she is ****ed up.
jimmydean
03-04-2007, 08:05 PM
She's f-ed. If she is asking K-Fed for another baby, she's better of with the bed sheet.
jebfour
03-04-2007, 08:16 PM
If this is actually true I can't wait to see where it will to lead next.....
Rip
03-04-2007, 08:51 PM
If this is actually true I can't wait to see where it will to lead next.....

The funny farm.
narlus
03-04-2007, 09:06 PM
this photochop is just too funny not to spread:
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d151/XedgarsnyderX/britneythreat.jpg

edit - 50 cred points given to who can tell me what this is 'chopped from
loco-gringo
03-04-2007, 09:38 PM
"Later that night she tried to kill herself." a source told News of the World magazine. "She attached a sheet to a light and tied it around her neck. Paramedics were called, but luckily she was unhurt."

Luckily??? What the hell is wrong with them on that side of the pond???
skinny mike
03-04-2007, 09:53 PM
What the hell is wrong with them on that side of the pond???
their teeth...
sanjuro
03-04-2007, 10:01 PM
this photochop is just too funny not to spread:
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d151/XedgarsnyderX/britneythreat.jpg

edit - 50 cred points given to who can tell me what this is 'chopped from

Minor Threat?
narlus
03-04-2007, 10:14 PM
50 cred points awarded to Sanjuro!

i thought it was damned funny.
greenchris
03-04-2007, 10:20 PM
this is awesome i cannot wait to hear what happens next.
elRey
03-04-2007, 10:46 PM
50 cred points awarded to Sanjuro!

i thought it was damned funny.

that was not hard enough at all
ito
03-04-2007, 10:56 PM
Who the fawk cares?!?

I got a haircut last week, where are my news crews and international coverage?

The Ito

P.S. I'm actually just pissed that someone got to use the "luckily" joke before I got here.
narlus
03-05-2007, 05:43 AM
that was not hard enough at all

you never know who's gonna be clicking on a britney spears thread.
Quo Fan
03-05-2007, 06:30 AM
If I remember correctly, News Of The World is a celebrity gossip paper in the UK. Like The Star, or The Enquirer here.
MMike
03-05-2007, 06:57 AM
that was not hard enough at all

That's what SHE said! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHaaaa

whew....

So...That Britney is one messed up bee-hawtch...
Da Peach
03-05-2007, 07:08 AM
In a few months, she'll be putting out the best christian rock the world has ever seen. Like, even better than Creed.
reflux
03-05-2007, 11:11 AM
She is in the Tyson Zone for sure.
MMike
03-05-2007, 11:22 AM
...assuming any of this is true. All reports so far are from less that reputable sources.

(Oh how I hope it's true!!)
stinkyboy
03-05-2007, 11:52 AM
She's apparently become the Antichrist (http://www.pugbus.net/artman/publish/03052007_666_antichrist.shtml) as well...
Zark
03-05-2007, 01:28 PM
She's gonna do a duet with Tom Araya from Slayer after rehab fails, its gonna be awesome.
In an interview with Kerry King about Britney, King quipped "She's the real Angel of Death!"
Changleen
03-05-2007, 01:29 PM
If I remember correctly, News Of The World is a celebrity gossip paper in the UK. Like The Star, or The Enquirer here.Correct. It has lotsa titties too, so you know it adheres to the highest standards of journalism.