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MudGrrl
03-01-2007, 05:22 PM
GTFO, fat foreign biatch!!! (http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/25/education/25sorority.html?pagewanted=1&ei=5088&en=586cb157d02771f3&ex=1330059600&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss)

Worried that a negative stereotype of the sorority was contributing to a decline in membership that had left its Greek-columned house here half empty, Delta Zeta’s national officers interviewed 35 DePauw members in November, quizzing them about their dedication to recruitment. They judged 23 of the women insufficiently committed and later told them to vacate the sorority house.

The 23 members included every woman who was overweight. They also included the only black, Korean and Vietnamese members. The dozen students allowed to stay were slender and popular with fraternity men — conventionally pretty women the sorority hoped could attract new recruits. Six of the 12 were so infuriated they quit.
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A few days after the interviews, national representatives took over the house to hold a recruiting event. They asked most members to stay upstairs in their rooms. To welcome freshmen downstairs, they assembled a team that included several of the women eventually asked to stay in the sorority, along with some slender women invited from the sorority’s chapter at Indiana University, Ms. Holloway said.

LordOpie
03-01-2007, 05:24 PM
I hope they kept the ones with low self-esteem.


(thanks Westy!)

Old Man G Funk
03-01-2007, 05:24 PM
The women that got kicked out should form a sorority with the other 6 that left, then petition to have their old house given to them, since they have larger numbers (by far) than the 6 women that are currently in the house.

BurlyShirley
03-01-2007, 05:25 PM
Nothing wrong with trimming the fat.

Secret Squirrel
03-01-2007, 05:27 PM
My wife was a member at the U of WA and Northwestern...she doesn't keep in touch with anyone from those days anymore...pretty much said she outgrew the pettiness...

LordOpie
03-01-2007, 05:27 PM
Nothing wrong with trimming the fat.

So you're saying they liposuctioned the house?


This house is clean!

GumbaFish
03-01-2007, 05:43 PM
:clapping:

reflux
03-01-2007, 06:11 PM
This house is clean!
Wow wow wow, calm yo ass down. BS only mentioned lowering the average BMI; he said nothing about the girls being clean.

LordOpie
03-01-2007, 08:18 PM
Wow wow wow, calm yo ass down. BS only mentioned lowering the average BMI; he said nothing about the girls being clean.
That's why MudGrrl showed up with the Lysol

reflux
03-01-2007, 08:33 PM
That's why MudGrrl showed up with the Lysol
Why would she do that? My girlfriend told me she was a virgin. :hmm:

MMike
03-01-2007, 08:42 PM
I saw this the other day...I found this pretty ironic considering the number of heiffers in seattle FAR outnumber the hotties....

JRogers
03-01-2007, 09:20 PM
My wife was a member at the U of WA and Northwestern...she doesn't keep in touch with anyone from those days anymore...pretty much said she outgrew the pettiness...

Hmmmm...My sister is a current DZ member at Northwestern...they always seemed to be a pretty tame group of girls to me...

jimmydean
03-01-2007, 11:33 PM
The women that got kicked out should form a sorority with the other 6 that left, then petition to have their old house given to them, since they have larger numbers (by far) than the 6 women that are currently in the house.

The Omega Moos! Kick ass!

Secret Squirrel
03-02-2007, 10:16 AM
Hmmmm...My sister is a current DZ member at Northwestern...they always seemed to be a pretty tame group of girls to me...

Bygone era I guess. She graduated back in '97 from NW. Maybe it's just my wife!! :pirate2:

bac
03-02-2007, 12:26 PM
The Omega Moos! Kick ass!

Damn, you beat me to it!

MikeD
03-02-2007, 02:54 PM
DZ: Tons of girls, just not that many of them.

Secret Squirrel
03-02-2007, 03:51 PM
DZ: Tons of girls, just not that many of them.

That took me 3 read throughs to get it. HAR! :D