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MudGrrl
03-01-2007, 05:15 PM
Men like women who douche with Lysol (http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/extra-credit/the-lysol-thing/)

:twitch: :twitch: :disgust1:

http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/lyso-douche.jpg
LordOpie
03-01-2007, 05:22 PM
That explains why we have Lysol in the bathroom at my work.


Wouldn't it be really odd if that stuff kept HPV dormant?
MudGrrl
03-01-2007, 05:23 PM
To keep your marriage alive???
LordOpie
03-01-2007, 05:27 PM
To keep your marriage alive???

My marriage?

No no. I like the aroma. They calls me Capt. Jack Sparrow.
stinkyboy
03-01-2007, 05:29 PM
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a344/stinkyboy/Garbage/lysol-douche.jpg
reflux
03-01-2007, 06:56 PM
I am genuinely disturbed by this thread.
H8R
03-01-2007, 07:03 PM
Double.

You.

Tea.

Eff.
MudGrrl
03-01-2007, 07:05 PM
I am genuinely disturbed by this thread.


I am genuinely disturbed by the fact that people needed their women to be industrially cleaned.

and....


how in the hll does the puss smell/taste better when it smells like pine?
H8R
03-01-2007, 07:08 PM
how in the hll does the puss smell/taste better when it smells like pine?

LOL!

Like any woman ever got her snatch nuzzled back then!
MudGrrl
03-01-2007, 07:11 PM
good point




why would a man want his wee man to go spelunking in chemicals????


better yet, if he's so incredibly concerned with that level of cleanliness... why the hll doesn't he dip his doo da in Pine Sol after teh sex?
Old Man G Funk
03-01-2007, 07:38 PM
better yet, if he's so incredibly concerned with that level of cleanliness... why the hll doesn't he dip his doo da in Pine Sol after teh sex?

Why wait until after?

Better hide the Pine Sol.
MudGrrl
03-01-2007, 07:40 PM
we don't have any Pine Sol....

we've got Trader Joe's brand earth friendly cleaner
Old Man G Funk
03-01-2007, 07:41 PM
we don't have any Pine Sol....

we've got Trader Joe's brand earth friendly cleaner

Earth friendly? What's that gonna kill?
MudGrrl
03-01-2007, 07:44 PM
I can tell you what it's not gonna kill...


the dogs


they keep on licking the floor, and I don't want them lapping up chemicals
MMike
03-01-2007, 07:48 PM
why the hll doesn't he dip his doo da in Pine Sol after teh sex?


That's what I do....even if I don't get any...Every morning.... just in case.
valve bouncer
03-01-2007, 07:51 PM
Hehehehehe, they said "vaginal canal".So that's what frothers wank to.
reflux
03-01-2007, 07:56 PM
That's what I do....even if I don't get any...Every morning.... just in case.
bwahaha:pirate2:
MMike
03-01-2007, 08:01 PM
it burns
narlus
03-01-2007, 08:04 PM
I can tell you what it's not gonna kill...


the dogs


they keep on licking the floor, and I don't want them lapping up chemicals

:twitch:
http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2469408&postcount=75
http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2469412&postcount=76
LordOpie
03-01-2007, 08:13 PM
Why wait until after?

I thought she liked you to dip it in whiskey? Or chocolate? Not that chocolate you fvckin sicko.
MudGrrl
03-01-2007, 08:15 PM
whiskey dck!!!!
Westy
03-01-2007, 08:34 PM
good point




why would a man want his wee man to go spelunking in chemicals????


better yet, if he's so incredibly concerned with that level of cleanliness... why the hll doesn't he dip his doo da in Pine Sol after teh sex?

Why not dip beforehand? Kill two birds with one stone.
[Cue Roto Rooter jingle]
ohio
03-01-2007, 08:36 PM
The great thing about lysol is it works just as well on the dead ones.
$tinkle
03-01-2007, 11:56 PM
they keep on licking the floor, and I don't want them lapping up chemicalsthis (http://images.andale.com/f2/122/127/12301129/1086702102271_SWING_NEW.jpg) and a bucket might take care of that.

also: http://glumbert.com/media/douchecologne
MudGrrl
03-02-2007, 09:43 AM
this (http://images.andale.com/f2/122/127/12301129/1086702102271_SWING_NEW.jpg) and a bucket might take care of that.

also: http://glumbert.com/media/douchecologne



OMGF will probably build the first one..



and LOL @ the douche:clapping:



edit: just found Glade Plug Ups
Nothing like a Fruit Blast!!!!!
MikeD
03-03-2007, 12:23 PM
I am genuinely disturbed by the fact that people needed their women to be industrially cleaned.

and....


how in the hll does the puss smell/taste better when it smells like pine?

Well, this chick down at the dog park said she just used lysol to hide the smell of peanut butter...I didn't quite catch her meaning.

MD
kidwoo
03-04-2007, 05:28 PM
Well, this chick down at the dog park said she just used lysol to hide the smell of peanut butter...I didn't quite catch her meaning.

MD

Another secret between man and dog.


how in the hll does the puss smell/taste better when it smells like pine?

Because it's proved beyotch. Now get in there and save that marriage!!
MudGrrl
03-04-2007, 05:50 PM
.....I'm not married



so, should I be pouncing on strangers on the street and giving them Lysol douches???


Maybe I can save someone else's marriage

AND make the news
kidwoo
03-04-2007, 08:31 PM
.....I'm not married


Your failure as a woman in the many duties assigned as such is disheartening but it also makes clear for you the goals you have ahead.

Now save that marriage!!!

It's PROVED!!!!!
Changleen
03-04-2007, 09:26 PM
New custom title for MudGrrl?

'Pine Fresh'?
MikeD
03-05-2007, 04:02 AM
I always thought that listerine would be a better choice than lysol...some women just can't learn to gargle it properly, though...
MudGrrl
03-05-2007, 05:07 PM
New custom title for MudGrrl?

'Pine Fresh'?

I JUST got my custom title... let me live with it for a bit....
reflux
03-05-2007, 05:35 PM
...some women just can't learn to gargle it properly, though...
Are we still talking about listerine and lysol?
MudGrrl
03-05-2007, 06:31 PM
no, I think we're talking about mobile protein shakes now
reflux
03-05-2007, 06:58 PM
no, I think we're talking about mobile protein shakes now
Only if she's freaky like that.