What's wrong with this picture?

[Nobody]

...seriously...

http://www.makezine.com/blog/beef06.jpg

http://www.makezine.com/blog/beef12.jpg

rest of the story here... (http://www.btinternet.com/%7Egoosegog/DrilledChilliBeef.htm)

2 points if you can tell me what's wrong...

:monkeydance:

[binary visions]

A real man would have shot holes in it with his .45?

[LordOpie]

I'm curious what you think is wrong, so post it :)

[Downhiller]

A real man would have shot holes in it with his .45?

hahhahhahha

[BadDNA]

A: overcooked

B: where's the beer?

[Secret Squirrel]

I see:

1) Empty beer
2) Overcooked meat
3) Wasted meat drillings
4) Crappy drill
5) Small knife
6) The peppers are too small

And I agree with BV.

[DRB]

There is no way that could be drier except if they formed it from sand.

[Westy]

My friend John used a circular saw to cut hamburger patties out of a frozen 'tube' of ground beer one drunken night. I was lucky to see him try to use the same circular saw a month later for the first time when we were cutting boards for a deck. Maggots flew everywhere, it was awesome.

[Secret Squirrel]

My friend John used a circular saw to cut hamburger patties out of a frozen 'tube' of ground beer one drunken night. I was lucky to see him try to use the same circular saw a month later for the first time when we were cutting boards for a deck. Maggots flew everywhere, it was awesome.

Was it dry hopped?

[Westy]

Was it dry hopped?

Beef beer, close enough.

[arboc!]

im guessing thats not kosher right?

[LordOpie]

im guessing thats not kosher right?

Not on the sabbath.

[OGRipper]

Yum, grey matter.

In addition to everything noted above, knife technique is looking pretty weak.

[Dartman]

You could've used this and saved all the wasted meat from the drillings.

http://www.ronco.com/rco_prodinfo.aspx?pid=ST0000134721&color=&active=ascry

But using a real drill was way cooler!!! :thumb:

[Nobody]

A: overcooked

B: where's the beer?

2 Points for A!

[Nobody]

I see:

1) Empty beer
2) Overcooked meat
3) Wasted meat drillings
4) Crappy drill
5) Small knife
6) The peppers are too small

And I agree with BV.

2 Points for #2
1 Point for #5
1/2 Point for #6

[Nobody]

There is no way that could be drier except if they formed it from sand.

2.7 Points!

If you look at every picture in the link, it's gotta be the driest f'n sh't ever.

Criminal Mischief, if you want my opinion.

[Nobody]

My friend John used a circular saw to cut hamburger patties out of a frozen 'tube' of ground beer one drunken night. I was lucky to see him try to use the same circular saw a month later for the first time when we were cutting boards for a deck. Maggots flew everywhere, it was awesome.

1.25 Points for sheer hardy-har-har factor.

yuck, but funny.

[Brian HCM#1]

He used the wrong type of drill bit, what a loser!!!!

This is what should have been used!!!
http://www.timbertools.com/Images/PIC_Self-FeedBit05206.jpg

[Brian HCM#1]

He should have let the meat thaw before cooking.

[GumbaFish]

I see power tools and meat, that gets a thumbs up. I see Heineken and Fosters, I wish I had 4 hands so I could give it four thumbs down. So overall 3 thumbs down for the whole article.

[Silver]

Surprise surprise...UK.

[Westy]

Surprise surprise...UK.

Ah, English cooking. I'm surprised they didn't boil it.

[trailblazer]

you froze the meat and killed it.
should have used a shot gun and a then cremated the carcuss.

you cats look like a great time was had so 9/10

[bean]

All the ugly bastards eating it? I think they deserve this dry meat.

[Nobody]

All the ugly bastards eating it? I think they deserve this dry meat.

10 points.

[DirtyDog]

So Nobody, other than the obviously overcooked meat, what do you think about the concept in general?

[Nobody]

when the meat's soft and never frozen, I poke it with a long, thin paring-utility knife and shove in whatever.

peppers, slices of things, garlic cloves, etc.

Although the thing about the peppers is that, unpeeled, they don't flavor the meat much - they tend to stay in their skins.

I'll chop stuff up into a paste sometimes and just shove it with my thumb into the slits...

I've had 'injectors' that are supposed to do it for you, but the convenience factor gets brutalized by the clog-and-rupture factor.

[BMXman]

well I think power tools and raw meat are a stupid combination. When it comes to cooking you need to have the right tool for the job.

The same thing could have been accomplished with non frozen meat (resulting in a better quality/taste meat) and a nice sharp knife....the drill crap is completly unnecessary and potentially very dangerous...D

[BMXman]

I'll chop stuff up into a paste sometimes and just shove it with my thumb into the slits...



much better technique and I think you get a better flavour dispersal...D

[Nobody]

much better technique and I think you get a better flavour dispersal...D

'zacly.

you in victoria these days?

i used to live there, 20 yrs back...

[BMXman]

'zacly.

you in victoria these days?

i used to live there, 20 yrs back...

yep and the sun is shinning...stuck in the kitchen today making south beach friendly food for a few friends and relatives...D

[Nobody]

Nice to hear the sun's out and about. Didn't get much of that when I was there in the mid-80's.

Used to live in Esquimalt and also Downtown.

First place I ever had sushi.

not that you're a big fan of animal bits, but it's a historic landmark in my world for that, alone.

oh, that and two girls at once, but that's another story that i'm not ever going to divulge...

[BMXman]

oh, that and two girls at once, but that's another story that i'm not ever going to divulge...

you tease....D

[DaveW]

Frozen meat. :(

[Nobody]

Frozen meat. :(

Well, yes.

[BMXman]

Frozen meat. :(

oh no is that what happened with the threesome R??? :)

[Nobody]

oh no is that what happened with the threesome R??? :)

no, but quite frankly, it's far more confusing than in any of the movies you may have seen.

not a good time to get dizzy with options. just my observation.

[BMXman]

no, but quite frankly, it's far more confusing than in any of the movies you may have seen.

not a good time to get dizzy with options. just my observation.


lol..I have never been interested in one myslef..I like to devote all my attention to one person:D

[Nobody]

lol..I have never been interested in one myslef..I like to devote all my attention to one person:D

Oh, I agree.

However, twenny years ago, i was a different person.

first person I knew personally to try sushi, after all.

hm.

funny how that coincided...

[Secret Squirrel]

Oh, I agree.

However, twenny years ago, i was a different person.

first person I knew personally to try sushi, after all.

hm.

funny how that coincided...

Tuna before the meal...tuna during the meal...tuna after the meal....sounds like a threesome indeed.

[Nobody]

...certain things should not tast fishy...