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MMike
11-09-2006, 11:19 AM
7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.
7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N. and opening song by the DixieChicks
7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 7:30 till 8:00 P.M Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.
8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging and Cat show
8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding - Barney Frank, presiding.
8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan & Susan Sarandon.
9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender -French President Jacques Chirac
9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund.
9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from GuantanamoBay - Sean Penn.
9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military - a short talk by William Jefferson Clinton.
9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award by Michael Moore.
9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:00 P.M. How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the WorldTrade Center Towers - Howard Dean.
10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahmadinejad.
11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents the Internet.
11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry.
11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Rodham Clinton.
12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home.
N8
11-09-2006, 11:22 AM
pretty much true
kidwoo
11-09-2006, 11:57 AM
No sacrifcial public baby killin?

Gettin soft.
LordOpie
11-09-2006, 12:03 PM
I just hope it's in Denver.
$tinkle
11-09-2006, 12:15 PM
I just hope it's in Denver.the thousands of freepers in douglas county would never let that happen.

people's republic of boulder
Old Man G Funk
11-09-2006, 12:46 PM
They left out the ritual sacrifice to Satan, you know, since all the Dems are godless heathens and all.
BillT
11-09-2006, 12:51 PM
If anyone has Sirius and listens to Bubba in the afternoons on 101, they have a great bit by Ned about how if you are not a Republican, you hate America...very funny stuff.
MudGrrl
11-09-2006, 01:05 PM
Where the hll is the all nude lesbian parade?
Slugman
11-09-2006, 01:40 PM
pretty much true

Not even close... Ted would want to a lot more drinking than that!

Where the hll is the all nude lesbian parade?

My place, tonight...
H8R
11-09-2006, 01:50 PM
At what point in the evening do they eat partial birth abortions?
H8R
11-09-2006, 01:51 PM
Where the hll is the all nude lesbian parade?

Something I ask everyday. Everywhere.
BillT
11-09-2006, 02:24 PM
Just wait until they fund stem cell research to enable homosexual men to have babies that can then be aborted.