How will you celebrate election night?

[narlus]

have at it.


swiped from another place, but the humor still translates.

[N8]

have at it.


swiped from another place, but the humor still translates.

I plan on spending it with the nuts on www.democraticunderground.com where I am signed on as OldManGFunk...

:p

[narlus]

good 11th option. :D

[robdamanii]

2 years ago tonight I was getting sloppy drunk and celebrating getting killed by a "party line" vote.

I don't miss it at all.

[H8R]

I'll be slurping chads.

Wait, that sounds really bad.

:huh:

[robdamanii]

I'll be slurping chads.

Wait, that sounds really bad.

:huh:

Who's chad?

[Toshi]

any good online sites with a state by state map (not list) of election results?

[N8]

any good online sites with a state by state map (not list) of election results?

i saw one on MSNBC.com earlier... my wanna do a search

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14289271/

[jimmydean]

Senate (http://www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2006/pages/results/senate/)
House (http://www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2006/pages/results/house/)
Governors (http://www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2006/pages/results/governor/)

[Toshi]

thanks

[Reactor]

Hmm...

Looks like the CNN is projecting Ohio senate changing from Rep to Dem.

[Reactor]

Dems took an indiana rep seat....

[Reactor]

Dems took Penn from the reps, hasta la vista Santorum.

[Westy]

Pray the new class of fools does less damage than the last.

[macko]

I've got a pizza on it's way to my house, the first bottle of red has been cracked, the laptop is plugged in, and the teevee is flipping back-and-forth between CNN & Fox News. It's gonna be a loooong night.

[Westy]

I've got a pizza on it's way to my house, the first bottle of red has been cracked, the laptop is plugged in, and the teevee is flipping back-and-forth between CNN & Fox News. It's gonna be a loooong night.

Heard that you are new in town
someone said you party down
well, later I'll be comin' round
we'll rack 'em up and suck 'em down

don't call your mother - don't call your priest
don't call your doctor - call the police
you bring the razor blade - I'll bring the speed
Take off your coat - it's gonna be a long night

there'll be no 2nd chance for you
tomorrow you'll be black and blue
show your friends your new tattoo
911 won't help you, fool

you're gonna suffer - you're gonna bleed
I've heard it all before - you will concede
I'm takin' everything - you're goin' down
lock up the doors - it's gonna be a long night

it's gonna be a long night - it's gonna be a catfight
it's gonna be a gang-bang

[Reactor]

Dems now have a 14 seat lead in the house (76-62) with the dems gaining a net of 4 seats in the contests decided so far. the reps are looking like they will lose the house.

Senate is now 44 rep, 43 dem, and 2 ind (voting with dem) so if the remaining races are split the reps will lose the senate.


But the night is still young

[Reactor]

Heard that you are new in town
someone said you party down
well, later I'll be comin' round
we'll rack 'em up and suck 'em down

don't call your mother - don't call your priest
don't call your doctor - call the police
you bring the razor blade - I'll bring the speed
Take off your coat - it's gonna be a long night

there'll be no 2nd chance for you
tomorrow you'll be black and blue
show your friends your new tattoo
911 won't help you, fool

you're gonna suffer - you're gonna bleed
I've heard it all before - you will concede
I'm takin' everything - you're goin' down
lock up the doors - it's gonna be a long night

it's gonna be a long night - it's gonna be a catfight
it's gonna be a gang-bang




You see me now, a veteran
Of a thousand psychic wars
I've been living on the edge so long
Where the winds of limbo roar
And I'm young enough to look at
And far too old to see
All the scars are on the inside
I'm not sure that there's anything left of me


{Refrain}
Don't let these shakes go on
It's time we had a break from it
It's time we had some leave
We've been living in the flames
We've been eating out our brains
Oh, please don't let these shakes go on


You ask me why I'm weary
Why I can't speak to you
You blame me for my silence
Say it's time I changed and grew
But the war's still going on, dear
And there's no end that I know
And I can't say if we're ever
I can't say if we're ever gonna be free

{Refrain}

You see me now a veteran
Of a thousand psychic wars
My energy is spent at last
And my armor is destroyed
I have used up all my weapons
And I'm helpless and bereaved
Wounds are all I'm made of
Did I hear you say that this is victory

{As Refrain}
Don't let these shakes go on
It's time we had a break from it
Send me to the rear
Where the tides of madness swell
And been sliding into hell
Oh, please don't let shakes go on
Don't let these shakes go on
Don't let these shakes go on

[stevew]

Like Haggard, Mrs. Skinner will probably be dreaming of cock tonight. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVKmUzYt518)

[SkaredShtles]

I'm voted and then I'm going to bitch about the winners tomorrow. :D

[narlus]

BOC and ween, together at last.

my work here is done.

[Old Man G Funk]

Pray the new class of fools does less damage than the last.
Ha ha. I'll second that.