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OGRipper
11-07-2006, 05:07 PM
WTF?

Woman Fatally Bitten by Snake in Church

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/us/AP-Church-Snakebite.html

"Snake handling is based on a passage in the Bible, in the Gospel of Mark, that says a sign of a true believer is the power to ''take up serpents'' without being harmed."
kidwoo
11-07-2006, 05:15 PM
"Snake handling is based on a passage in the Bible, in the Gospel of Mark, that says a sign of a true believer is the power to ''take up serpents'' without being harmed."

Why do these dumbasses keep picking up the poisonous ones?
LordOpie
11-07-2006, 05:20 PM
''take up serpents without being harmed."

yeah, didn't work out too well for Eve either.
BurlyShirley
11-07-2006, 05:30 PM
There's a Sir Mix A Lot joke in here somewhere.
Silver
11-07-2006, 05:34 PM
Too bad that didn't happen when she was younger. I'm sure there's a bunch of her genes still swimming around in the pool.
JohnE
11-07-2006, 06:17 PM
And this years Darwin award goes to...
Nothing like a bit of chlorine in the ole gene pool!
Silver
11-07-2006, 06:45 PM
And this years Darwin award goes to...
Nothing like a bit of chlorine in the ole gene pool!

Too late...at 48, she was on the verge of menopause. This is like giving antibiotics to a corpse that died of an infection, I'm afraid...
Reactor
11-07-2006, 07:57 PM
Kentucky....that explains it. The gene pool is pretty small there already.
DaveW
11-07-2006, 09:54 PM
Why do these dumbasses keep picking up the poisonous ones?

Why in order to prove Darwin right and creationists wrong of course. ;)
Think of them as the evolution argument's version of suicide bombers. :shocked:
Westy
11-07-2006, 10:01 PM
Kentucky....that explains it. The gene pool is pretty small there already.

Funny thing is, states like Kentucky and West Virginia are some of the most beautiful places. If it wasn't for all the scary hillbillies all the yuppies would move there and ruin it like California.
LordOpie
11-07-2006, 11:25 PM
http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/e595b3ef3859f2a43e6f0256efd5fbaf.jpeg
MudGrrl
11-08-2006, 09:34 AM
I say we ship 'em more snakes...............
SkaredShtles
11-08-2006, 10:48 AM
http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/e595b3ef3859f2a43e6f0256efd5fbaf.jpeg

What optical illusion? :confused:
Secret Squirrel
11-08-2006, 10:55 AM
My guess would be that someone complained about him looking like he was either:

A. In the front of a gravy train.
B. Giving the Nazi salute with a guy that looks SS-ish in the background....

*Shrug* I'm with you though....
Westy
11-08-2006, 10:56 AM
Horns dumbasses.
Secret Squirrel
11-08-2006, 10:57 AM
Horns dumbasses.

oh345
LordOpie
11-08-2006, 11:00 AM
Horns dumbasses.

winner!


Pope must be a jew.
Westy
11-08-2006, 11:02 AM
winner!


Pope must be a jew.

He does have Chutzpah.
SkaredShtles
11-08-2006, 11:05 AM
Horns dumbasses.
I'm still wondering where the "illusion" is.... :confused: :D