Moby: Gay is better than Straight.

[DRB]

Techno musician Moby says that if he ever has children, he hopes they’re gay. “They are less likely to get into a fight and less likely to date rape people,” the musician says, reports WENN. “I’m straight but I’ve grown up around gay people and gay clubs. They are superior to straight people. If you have a gay child you’re more inclined to be a prouder parent.”

Well there you have it.

[valve bouncer]

Moby. Dick.

[LordOpie]

Moby is straight?!?!

Now THAT is news.

[Westy]

Moby is straight?!?!

Now THAT is news.

Lord O' pie for teh win.

[DRB]

Moby is straight?!?!

Now THAT is news.

NPH is gay. Moby is straight.

The world is completely upside down.

[LordOpie]

Lord O' pie for teh win.

thank you thank you... I'm here 'til Thursday.


NPH is gay. Moby is straight.

The world is completely upside down.

What's an NPH?

[JohnE]

Just shows you dont have to be a conservative, GOP jagload to
engage in flinging glittering generalities about. He forgot to mention that they can decorate his house for him, because gays make the best decorators. And hair dressers...
What a jerk.

[DRB]

What's an NPH?

Neil Patrick Harris.... doogie goddamn howser.

[Westy]

Neil Patrick Harris.... doogie goddamn howser.

I figured it was N8's real initials.

[N8]

I figured it was N8's real initials.

it is!

[N8]

Neil Patrick Harris.... doogie goddamn howser.

i always knew there was something to Vinnie climbing in his bedroom window at night....

:clue:

[DRB]

it is!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/78/Doogie_Howser_MD.jpg

[LordOpie]

Just shows you dont have to be a conservative, GOP jagload to engage in flinging glittering genitalia about.
:eek:

[JohnE]

Hey...
Doogie Howser is gay? Thats it, I quit. I officialy resign from the human race. After his performane in "Harold and Kumar" didnt get him an Oscar, I guess he was pretty torn up...

[Secret Squirrel]

Hey...
Doogie Howser is gay? Thats it, I quit. I officialy resign from the human race. After his performane in "Harold and Kumar" didnt get him an Oscar, I guess he was pretty torn up...

Ba dump tsss....

[H8R]

Hmm...

Maybe it's just me, but I think raising your kids to be decent human beings makes them less likely to date rape. Orientation has nothing to do with it.

[llkoolkeg]

Quote:
Techno musician Moby says that if he ever has children, he hopes they’re gay. “They are less likely to get into a fight and less likely to date rape people,” the musician says, reports WENN. “I’m straight but I’ve grown up around gay people and gay clubs. They are superior to straight people. If you have a gay child you’re more inclined to be a prouder parent.”

Well there you have it.

Perhaps if he spent one weekend in the great outdoors eating campfire-roasted beef, drinking bourbon and throwing around the football, his testicles might descend...and having a woman plow you with a strap-on while you bite the pillow does not a straight man make. :rolleyes:

[BurlyShirley]

Hmm...

Maybe it's just me, but I think raising your kids to be decent human beings makes them less likely to date rape. Orientation has nothing to do with it.

I dunno. I bet its harder to rape a dude, in general.

[kidwoo]

I dunno. I bet its harder to rape a dude, in general.

No way. All you've got to do is duct tape their tongue to the floor.

Don't have to get those annoying legs out of the way.

[Jeremy R]

Question:
Would you rather f*** Doogie Howser or listen to Moby?

Its a tough one I know.

[Leethal]

Moby isn't gay, his boyfriend is....

[SkaredShtles]

Hmm...

Maybe it's just me, but I think raising your kids to be decent human beings makes them less likely to date rape. Orientation has nothing to do with it.
Yeah - but you're not retarded. Apparently *unlike* this "Moby" character... :confused:

[Silver]

Hmm...

Maybe it's just me, but I think raising your kids to be decent human beings makes them less likely to date rape. Orientation has nothing to do with it.

That, and keeping them out of college fraternities...

[H8R]

That, and keeping them out of college fraternities...

I covered that in my post.

[Silver]

I covered that in my post.

:biggrin:

[reflux]

Hey...
Doogie Howser is gay? Thats it, I quit. I officialy resign from the human race. After his performane in "Harold and Kumar" didnt get him an Oscar, I guess he was pretty torn up...
:stupid:
I'm in disbelief about teh NPH. Someone please tell me this is some sort of twisted joke, you know, the kind of joke that's not funny.

[SkaredShtles]

Why all the shock at NPH? I mean, is it that unusual for people to be gay? Especially in today's society? :confused:

[LordOpie]

Why all the shock at NPH?

Have you seen "Harold and Kumar..."?

I think people are shocked that he's that good of an actor.

[DRB]

Have you seen "Harold and Kumar..."?

I think people are shocked that he's that good of an actor.

Him doing blow off a stripper's ass was completely believable.

[LordOpie]

I think the other problem -- and I'm pretty sure I'm speaking for at least half of all monkeys here -- is that we've modeled our ho-chasing skills after NPH. So, umm, we're confused in a NTTAWWT kind of way.

[H8R]

-- is that we've modeled our ho-chasing skills after NPH.

No, I went with the Ted Bundy model.



NTTAWWT.

[stevew]

Can anyone guess what TV show Vinnie is on now?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/78/Doogie_Howser_MD.jpg

[LordOpie]

^ holy crap gay

[skatetokil]

if only i could improve myself by taking it in the butt. it would shure save money on all those self help books.

[H8R]

if only i could improve myself by taking it in the butt. it would shure save money on all those self help books.

See:

http://ridemonkey.com/forums/member.php?u=3731