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Silver
11-03-2006, 06:21 PM
Than a big red pickup truck, a wife that looks like she wants God to turn her into a pillar of salt on the spot, and an admission that you bought meth from a gay prostitute...

http://wm.kusa.gannett.edgestreams.net/news/1162580559552-11-03-06-haggard-interview-.wmv

I actually felt a little bit bad for the wife. And then I remembered that she probably lives in a large house and never worries about physical comforts and has a whole prosperous life built on Haggard and co. preaching about the evils of the "homosexual agenda" and the "culture of death."
Heidi
11-03-2006, 07:28 PM
a gay prostitute that you went to for a massage!
Reactor
11-03-2006, 07:58 PM
a gay prostitute that you went to for a massage!

I love that part. The I bought it but didn't use it quote was vaguely similar to "I didn't inhale"
BurlyShirley
11-03-2006, 08:00 PM
Man you guys have a real hard-on for this story, huh? Homos.
kidwoo
11-03-2006, 08:19 PM
Man you guys have a real hard-on for this story, huh? Homos.

I actually wacked it just watching that vid. Thanks silv


"I stay in a lot of hotels"............soon to be slang for "I seek the poker in the pooper"
$tinkle
11-03-2006, 09:26 PM
gotta give it to him, he's got some brass bawls free-stylin' like that.

any ideas on the "appointment" he was late for? perhaps a lawyer?

my wife's whinging that she needs a massage tonight. maybe she can hook a brother up w/ some crank.
$tinkle
11-03-2006, 09:36 PM
more red meat, so to speak:
http://www.beliefnet.com/story/203/story_20319_1.html
ohio
11-03-2006, 09:36 PM
Man you guys have a real hard-on for this story, huh? Homos.

You can't tell me this is not entertaining.
sanjuro
11-03-2006, 09:44 PM
Man you guys have a real hard-on for this story, huh? Homos.
Homos is just the opening act. Hypocrisy is the headliner...
Silver
11-03-2006, 09:46 PM
Homos is just the opening act. Hypocrisy is the headliner...

Look at the bright side. He can hang out with Rush in the Dominican Republic. A pair of junkies, and they can buy whatever sex they want. All paid for by suckers desperate for the afterlife, tax free.

I went into the wrong business...
stevew
11-03-2006, 10:03 PM
I imagine their song for those intimate moments was "Tooling for Anus" by the Meatmen.
narlus
11-03-2006, 10:49 PM
I imagine their song for those intimate moments was "Tooling for Anus" by the Meatmen.

or this beauty (http://www.fuzzlogic.com/flex/d/1598.php)
Reactor
11-04-2006, 11:54 AM
Man, look at those ears! He's in the closet for sure.
rockwool
11-05-2006, 04:07 PM
Than a big red pickup truck, a wife that looks like she wants God to turn her into a pillar of salt on the spot, and an admission that you bought meth from a gay prostitute...

http://wm.kusa.gannett.edgestreams.net/news/1162580559552-11-03-06-haggard-interview-.wmv

I actually felt a little bit bad for the wife. And then I remembered that she probably lives in a large house and never worries about physical comforts and has a whole prosperous life built on Haggard and co. preaching about the evils of the "homosexual agenda" and the "culture of death."

That wife look soo much like the one Anette Bening in American Beauty, and Ted Haggart looks like that new neighbour marine next door..