N8 Post: Banging Dead Chicks Apparently NOT Illegal In Wisconsin

[BurlyShirley]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14929873/

I guess when the packers are losing, you gotta find other ways to "entertain" yourself:biggrin:

[ALEXIS_DH]

"who was killed august 27th" :eek:

not that banging a corpse doesnt deserve an :eek:, but 1 month old tissue??? daaaaang

[Westy]

So if you killed and sodimized someone in Wi you could only be charged with murder? Good to know.

[Silver]

Are you a still a virgin if you've ****ed a corpse?

[Silver]

So if you killed and sodimized someone in Wi you could only be charged with murder? Good to know.

Just as long as you don't reverse the order. You have to be a murderer before you sodomize...

[Silver]

And thanks to the wonder that is the internet, here she is:

http://alternatecovers.blogspot.com/2006/09/photo-of-laura-tennessen.html

[Westy]

Just as long as you don't reverse the order. You have to be a murderer before you sodomize...

It would be cheaper crusing around looking for traffic fatalities than trying to pick up chicks at a bar.

[Nobody]

"who was killed august 27th" :eek:

not that banging a corpse doesnt deserve an :eek:, but 1 month old tissue??? daaaaang

Hint: Two condoms and extra KY.

[H8R]

Are you a still a virgin if you've ****ed a corpse?

Not if you only gave the corpse a blowjob. That's what all the teen girls do these days.

[DRB]

It would be cheaper crusing around looking for traffic fatalities than trying to pick up chicks at a bar.

And if they aren't dead, they might be unconscious or paralyzed.

[Nobody]

... or paralyzed.

MMMMMmmmm.

No back-talk!
:cheers:

[biggins]

MMMMMmmmm.

No back-talk!
:cheers:


no cuddling involved........hell you woudlnt even need to get her drunk or slip her a roofy........

[MMike]

All your necropheliacs are belong to us

(It's on the WI license plate)

[Westy]

I'm glad we can speak openly here. I had some people call me a sick ****er last weekend when I told them I wanted to make baby shaped tofu loafs for those people who thought babies looked tasty. Really in the end I am just trying to save the real babies from getting eaten.

[DRB]

I'm glad we can speak openly here. I had some people call me a sick ****er last weekend when I told them I wanted to make baby shaped tofu loafs for those people who thought babies looked tasty. Really in the end I am just trying to save the real babies from getting eaten.

Vegetarians suck.

[Nobody]

I'm glad we can speak openly here. I had some people call me a sick ****er last weekend when I told them I wanted to make baby shaped tofu loafs for those people who thought babies looked tasty. Really in the end I am just trying to save the real babies from getting eaten.

Ah - someone catering to the 'Vore' gang.

take pics!

[dante]

"My mom's been f***ing a dead guy for 20 years. I call him Dad."

[DRB]

"My mom's been f***ing a dead guy for 20 years. I call him Dad."

Sorry to hear about your dad.

[$tinkle]

silver: that link had only 2 extremes. that's what makes the internets so tasty.

burly: one question remains...you know the one...would you?

[dante]

Sorry to hear about your dad.

swing and a miss. :biggrin:

[BurlyShirley]

silver: that link had only 2 extremes. that's what makes the internets so tasty.

burly: one question remains...you know the one...would you?

...she was pretty hot:clue:

[$tinkle]

so who takes up the cause for this soon-to-be crime (assuming legislation against it successfully goes through)? not pro-life groups. are there altruistic necrophiles who find this desecration absolute, not just subject to religious edicts? i'd imagine those still rabidly burning a torch for terri schiavo could be easily persuaded.

from the msnbc story:The Rev. John Norder, pastor of St. Charles Catholic Church and a friend of the Tennessen family, called the "whole thing a weird situation" and said the defendants should seek counseling.when the catholic church is telling you to seek help for your sexual deviancy, you know you have problems.

[Silver]

from the msnbc story:when the catholic church is telling you to seek help for your sexual deviancy, you know you have problems.

Say what you want about pedophile priests, they don't stoop so low as to molest dead young boys. That would be immoral.

[Nobody]

Say what you want about pedophile priests, they don't stoop so low as to molest dead young boys. That would be immoral.

That we know of...

Remember, the dead tell no tales...

[DRB]

That we know of...

Remember, the dead tell no tales...

If they do, I'm screaming like a little girl.

[$tinkle]

update, decision upheld upon appeal:

Court: Corpse Sex Not Illegal In Wisconsin (http://www.northcountrygazette.org/news/2007/07/27/corpse_sex/)

in a unanimous decision, no less.

[LordOpie]

Radke told police that the three had stopped at a Wal-Mart on the way to the cemetery to buy condoms. Too bad really, cuz I'd love to see some zombie babies take on Chucky.

[MikeD]

You know you're a loser when you can't even close the deal with a dead chick.

[$tinkle]

...and now it is illegal:

Court: Wisconsin law bans sex with dead bodies (http://www.postcrescent.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080709/APC0101/80709067/1979)

this'll just push corpsebuggery back into the closet

[MikeD]

When corpse brides are outlawed, only outlaws will have corpse brides.

[BurlyShirley]

Welp, guess I'll scratch wisconsin off my list of possible moves.

[$tinkle]

isn't this a flavor of double-jeopardy?The ruling reinstates third-degree attempted sexual assault charges against twin brothers Nicholas and Alexander Grunke and Dustin Radke, all 22. The charges carry a punishment of up to 10 years in prison.


"only if it's your mother, trebek"

[MikeD]

isn't this a flavor of double-jeopardy?


"only if it's your mother, trebek"

I had double-jeopardy once. Amazing. But hard on the prostate.

[skinny mike]

Normal people don't go around practicing necrophilia.
****...

[kidwoo]

Dead DUDES are still legal to fvck right?






Right?


Please somebody tell me that's still cool.

[BurlyShirley]

Guess I wont be "stopping by for a cold one" any time soon.

[reflux]

Guess I wont be "stopping by for a cold one" any time soon.
If your friends ever complain about their girlfriends just lying there like a corpse mid coitus, please refer them to the experts.

[$tinkle]

If your friends ever complain about their girlfriends just lying there like a corpse mid coitus, please refer them to the experts.ooo...you just gave me an idea for another role play.

hey honey, let's play "morgue"

[Secret Squirrel]

ooo...you just gave me an idea for another role play.

hey honey, let's play "morgue"

"Go stand in the freezer for an hour, nude....DO IT FOR US!!!"

[JohnE]

Ohh sure, like who here HASN'T thought about nailin' a dead chick...sheeesshhh.

[Silver]

isn't this a flavor of double-jeopardy?


Ex post facto, I believe.

No way those charges will stick.

[fuzzynutz]

Well, I'm canceling my trip to Sheboygan this weekend. Damn! Anyone need a brand new, never used shovel or lantern?

[MMike]

Well, I'm canceling my trip to Sheboygan this weekend. Damn! Anyone need a brand new, never used shovel or lantern?

AHAHAHAHAHAAHaaaaaa..."Sheboygan".....

[dante]

Ex post facto, I believe.

No way those charges will stick.

didn't read the article, but if the court made that decision, then they can (and probably will) be charged. the court doesn't make laws, they only interpret the law... so, in effect, the court is interpreting the law to say that it's been illegal all along.

if the legislature had changed the law, *then* it would be ex post facto.

:cheers:

[Upgr8r]

There once was a hermit named Dave,
Who took dead whores to his cave.
He said when they're dead
They give lousy head,
But look at the money I save

[Silver]

didn't read the article, but if the court made that decision, then they can (and probably will) be charged. the court doesn't make laws, they only interpret the law... so, in effect, the court is interpreting the law to say that it's been illegal all along.

if the legislature had changed the law, *then* it would be ex post facto.

:cheers:

Ah yes. I didn't read the article either, until now.

So, apparently, in Wisconsin the definition of person is becoming a little wider...

It'll get overturned eventually.

[MikeD]

It'll get overturned eventually.

The court has to, ahem, change positions from time to time. You know, just to spice things up.

[$tinkle]

if you find lye to be spicy

[MikeD]

if you find lye to be spicy

I am just a poor boy, though my story's seldom told

lye lye lye