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$tinkle
09-13-2006, 03:09 PM
the people's progressive truth generator (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/Rhetoric/index.php)

Attention progressive, socialist, liberal, pacifist, anarchist, feminist, or environmentalist debaters! Whether you are fighting class enemy over the Internet, in school, or at your parent's house over dinner, this tool is for you. No more awkward mumbling or looking for the right word! Just enter your ideological opponent's name and generate a Progressive Truth that will render your enemies speechless!

my favorite thus far: You are a nativistic Drudge Report reader because you dare to question "the truth" as promulgated by your radical college professors!anybody come to mind?

N8
09-13-2006, 03:34 PM
http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/2033/coochycoo2re4.gif

rockwool
09-13-2006, 04:31 PM
N8, go eazy on that hooch tonight cus I can barely see already..

rockwool
09-13-2006, 04:36 PM
Holy crap the truth generator worked!

" N8, you are a baby-killing criminal because you haven’t hugged a jihadist today!"

lovebunny
09-13-2006, 11:54 PM
haha i like this!

boobs, you are a blood-sucking red-baiter because you don't think that "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need" is a fundamentally good idea!

blue
09-13-2006, 11:58 PM
The algorithm for these sucks...

DaveW
09-14-2006, 03:04 AM
Yep agreed. :(

$tinkle
09-14-2006, 09:05 AM
The algorithm for these sucks...it's not supposed to be imbued with original thought & dizzying intellect - it's for progressives