Maimed by a spider.

[ghostrider]

So today I decided to hit the trails on my way to work instead of after since it has been so hot. Anyway things were going fine until I hit a section of trail that was laced with a network of spider webs, the last of which was so big I actually felt it slowing me down. There was a huge shelob right in the middle of it and I got all flustered and managed to fall over in a panic, which was no big deal except the end of my handlebar jabbed my left man-boob, and my left hand went into some cactus-wannabe plant. The handlebar knocked the wind out of me and I swear the spider was laughing. After that my Mojo was gone and I crashed twice more on some slow stuff and got to work all sweaty and scraped up and now my boob hurts. Freaking spiders.

[dirtydirtysouf]

sounds like its time to go back to the web with a can of raid and show that spider who's boss

[TreeSaw]

LOL!
http://www.smilies.our-local.co.uk/index_files/spider.gif

[amydalayna]

i hate when you get all flusterred and then take stupid tumbles for no reason.

maybe you should ice your man boob. might confuse your co-workers. just tell them you had a rough night.

[dirtydirtysouf]

maybe you should ice your man boob. might confuse your co-workers. just tell them you had a rough night.

or tell them that breast feeding has been hell this week:D

[MMcG]

wher's DH_ girlie when you need her??

[T-Dog]

:wave:

[Heidi]

This reminds me of a short film I saw about manboobs.

http://www.thefrankanderson.com/

Too funny Ghostrider!

[ghostrider]

I'm gonna stick with afternoon rides and let somebody else do the web-clearing. My breast is now black and blue and swollen. I guess I'll have to lay off my workout regimen of one push-up per month.

[ghostrider]

:wave:

Thanks for the sympathy butthead. At least my tits are smaller than yours.

[ghostrider]

This reminds me of a short film I saw about manboobs.

http://www.thefrankanderson.com/

Too funny Ghostrider!

I'm NOT clicking that link!

[T-Dog]

Thanks for the sympathy butthead. At least my tits are smaller than yours used to be.

Fixed that for ya. I've lost 13 lbs since we last rode together:eviltongu

[Echo]

I nominate this for the prestigious "Ride Report Of The Month" award, just based on the fact that it does NOT contain pics of ghostrider's man-boobs.

[Pat...]

There are so many Spiders out lately. Is this a normal seasonal thing?

[psychobiker]

i took out a rat the other day, i came flyin around the corner and he tried to cross the trail to get to his hole but...WHAP>>>WHAP.. and i look back and he was twitching (yes he was dead) squirrels try do make me hit trees on a regular basis but i watched the commercials i dont brake or swerve... but i hate spiders the most

[Heidi]

I'm NOT clicking that link!

Come on, it's harmless - the trailer is amusing.

[psychobiker]

shortest vid for the most laugh

[ghostrider]

Fixed that for ya. I've lost 13 lbs since we last rode together:eviltongu

Holy crap you've whithered away to a mere 225???

[T-Dog]

Holy crap you've whithered away to a mere 225???


Yes....I replaced the beers with testosterone cocktails.

[ghostrider]

Yes....I replaced the beers with testosterone cocktails.

Well damn, I'd better up my EPO dosages.

[Skookum]

Duh... next time bring your Light of Earindil, "May it be a light for you in dark places, when all other lights go out..."

[brungeman]

sounds like its time to go back to the web with a can of raid and show that spider who's boss

PFfft.... Raid is SO played out... get down there with some AquaNet and a lighter and torch that FVCKER!:redhot:

:help:







:rofl:

[Westy]

Have you considered a manzier for support and protection?

[ghostrider]

Have you considered a manzier for support and protection?

Even my steel-belted manzier didn't do the job this time.

[Pau11y]

Booyeah! Take that BIATCH! :D

:weee:

[TreeSaw]

Duh... next time bring your Light of Earindil, "May it be a light for you in dark places, when all other lights go out..."
:rofl:

[Skookum]

:rofl:
What's so funny? i carry one in my water bottle holder and usually pack a couple spares in my camelback. Along with some Lembas Bread.

[SkaredShtles]

What's so funny? i carry one in my water bottle holder and usually pack a couple spares in my camelback. Along with some Lembas Bread.
:nonono: