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Silver
07-16-2006, 06:14 PM
http://www.5280.com/issues/2006/0607/feature.php?pageID=416

This explains a lot:

Once, as Dobson writes in The New Strong-Willed Child, Jimbo provoked a fight between a pug bulldog and a “sweet, passive Scottie named Baby” by throwing a tennis ball toward Baby: “The bulldog went straight for Baby’s throat and hung on. It was an awful scene. Neighbors came running from everywhere as the Scottie screamed in terror. It took ten minutes and a garden hose for the adults to pry loose the bulldog’s grip. By then Baby was almost dead. He spent two weeks in the animal hospital, and I spent two weeks in the doghouse. I was hated by the entire town.”

And, my old personal favorite:

A fifth member of the household, a stubborn little dachshund named Sigmund Freud, added to the chaos. When “Siggie” refused to go to bed one night, Dobson got out a belt and whacked him. The dog bared its teeth and Dobson gave it a second whack. “What developed next is impossible to describe,” writes Dobson in The New Strong-Willed Child. “That tiny dog and I had the most vicious fight ever staged between man and beast. I fought him up one wall and down the other, with both of us scratching and clawing and growling. I am still embarrassed by the memory of the entire scene.”

He should be embarrassed...that's animal abuse. And it's also probably the worst thing from a dog behavior point of view that you could have done. That first anecdote sounds like somthing "Growing Up as a Serial Killer." Nice to see he could beat up a small dog. I wonder what the hell happened to his kids growing up?

jdcamb
07-16-2006, 06:44 PM
He was just showing that animal that we have dominion over it the hard way.

BurlyShirley
07-17-2006, 12:48 AM
Oh god silver, you cant even belt a dog and fight it now? You freaking hippie.

Silver
07-17-2006, 12:51 AM
Oh god silver, you cant even belt a dog and fight it now? You freaking hippie.

The pussy beat up a minature daschund.

That's one step up from hitting a gerbil with a belt...

BurlyShirley
07-17-2006, 12:58 AM
You know, I tortured animals as a child, but I never actually fought one. I just cut their skin off and crucified them. :rofl:

Changleen
07-17-2006, 03:48 AM
You're special, Shirl.

fluff
07-17-2006, 05:13 AM
I just hope the buddhists are right. Shirley might come back as a gerbil in Richard Gere's house.

DaveW
07-17-2006, 05:16 AM
I just hope the buddhists are right. Shirley might come back as a gerbil in Richard Gere's house.


Brilliant!!!!! :rofl:

BurlyShirley
07-17-2006, 08:33 AM
I just hope the buddhists are right. Shirley might come back as a gerbil in Richard Gere's house.
Would that be a fudge helmet? A goatse hat? A sh!tty sombrero?

fluff
07-17-2006, 08:41 AM
Would that be a fudge helmet? A goatse hat? A sh!tty sombrero?
Dunno, but I imagine Blue has a video...

Tenchiro
07-17-2006, 10:24 AM
I just hope the buddhists are right. Shirley might come back as a gerbil in Richard Gere's house.

http://www.planearium2.de/bilder/wallpaper-lemmiwinks-800.jpg

:rofl:

Secret Squirrel
07-17-2006, 11:23 AM
Myrtle Dobson was an amiable and social woman, but she didn’t hesitate to whack her son with a shoe or belt when she felt it was required. Consequently, Dobson writes, he learned at an early age to stay out of striking distance when he back-talked to his mother. One day he made the mistake of mouthing off when she was only four feet away and heard a 16-pound girdle whistling through the air. “The intended blow caught me across the chest, followed by a multitude of straps and buckles wrapping themselves around my midsection.” The girdle incident did not dampen his defiance, however.

"That's a BIG bitch!!!"