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BurlyShirley
07-15-2006, 12:50 AM
What do you know about it?
LOOnatic
07-15-2006, 01:06 AM
The prophet brings over a football helmet with slamon on top.

Allah Akbar i might add.
Tenchiro
07-15-2006, 11:29 AM
What do you know about it?

Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad Sherpa Sherpa Bak Allah :wave:
DRB
07-15-2006, 11:57 AM
South Park....
BurlyShirley
07-15-2006, 12:06 PM
3. salmon helmet

The sexual act of a man or woman putting thier entire head into a vagina.

Last night I gave your mom a salmon helmet.
valve bouncer
07-15-2006, 01:36 PM
3. salmon helmet

The sexual act of a man or woman putting thier entire head into a vagina.

Last night I gave your mom a salmon helmet.
You've outdone yaself here Shirl, I'm literally speechless.:rofl:
MikeD
07-15-2006, 02:08 PM
3. salmon helmet

The sexual act of a man or woman putting thier entire head into a vagina.

Last night I gave your mom a salmon helmet.

Actually, it's "Last night your mom gave me the salmon helmet."

MD
Silver
07-15-2006, 02:16 PM
Actually, it's "Last night your mom gave me the salmon helmet."

MD

Man, that's pedantic.

I was thinking it, but at least I didn't post it. :D
MikeD
07-15-2006, 07:37 PM
It may be pedantic, but you have to type it...because if you try to explain it while you're doing it, it comes out all muffled.
Silver
07-15-2006, 08:50 PM
That's why Marconi invented radios...
Westy
07-15-2006, 08:51 PM
It may be pedantic, but you have to type it...because if you try to explain it while you're doing it, it comes out all muffled.


That is why they invented semaphore. The computer hasn’t been around nearly as long as vaginas.
blue
07-15-2006, 08:51 PM
I've seen a video of this "salmon helmet".

Horrifying, really. It's like reverse birth.
Silver
07-15-2006, 08:54 PM
I've seen a video of this "salmon helmet".

Horrifying, really. It's like reverse birth.

I've seen a lot, but I've never seen this.

Link, please.
blue
07-15-2006, 09:47 PM
I don't know if it's online anywhere, I have it on my machine.

PM me an email...
ALEXIS_DH
07-15-2006, 10:08 PM
You've outdone yaself here Shirl, I'm literally speechless.:rofl:

you english speakers have this awesome awesome words...
what a wonderful descriptive, concise and elastic language.......
Silver
07-15-2006, 10:44 PM
That's gotta be fake.

:D
blue
07-15-2006, 10:52 PM
That's gotta be fake.

:D

Dude! NO! ITS AN OILED UP BALD MAN!

Oiled up bald men are never fake.
Metal Dude
07-15-2006, 10:59 PM
uh huh huh, he said elastic huh huh
beavis gave him a salmon head thats
why we call him butt head
stevew
07-15-2006, 11:19 PM
That's gotta be fake.

:D
so you are saying with little effort she could smuggle a turkey?
blue
07-16-2006, 12:01 AM
so you are saying with little effort she could smuggle a turkey?

She wore an awful lot of eyeshadow.

PM me to see the wonders of the Salmon Helmut.
MikeD
07-16-2006, 12:35 PM
That's why Marconi invented radios...

Have you got the space for a Marconi transmitter in there, too? Boy, that's a spacious salmon...
bjanga
07-16-2006, 12:49 PM
PM me to see the wonders of the Salmon Helmut.
www.rapidshare.de please :)
MikeD
07-16-2006, 02:27 PM
If you wear a turban during this spectacle, do you become a salmon q-tip?
Silver
07-16-2006, 03:59 PM
If you wear a turban during this spectacle, do you become a salmon q-tip?

Only if she's on the rag. Otherwise you'll stay white...
MikeD
07-16-2006, 04:06 PM
A salm-pon, if you will.
stevew
07-16-2006, 07:10 PM
She wore an awful lot of eyeshadow.

PM me to see the wonders of the Salmon Helmut.
She needed to trim the sidewalks to.
blue
07-16-2006, 08:02 PM
www.rapidshare.de please :)

Am I allowed to link to this here...?
bjanga
07-16-2006, 08:46 PM
Send everyone who posted in this thread PMs :)
valve bouncer
07-16-2006, 10:21 PM
Send everyone who posted in this thread PMs :)
No no no no...for the love of all that's pure and good in me (the 0.000001% that's left) don't send it to me.
bjanga
07-16-2006, 11:35 PM
^ I hope you sent it to him.
chicodude
07-16-2006, 11:39 PM
I don't know if it's online anywhere, I have it on my machine.

PM me an email...


Ya douche, You sent it to me wayy back.



I still have night terrors about it
kidwoo
07-17-2006, 12:24 AM
I ain't no poissonophobe.

Somebody hit me. I haven't lived since goatse.
kidwoo
07-17-2006, 10:01 PM
Man that shlt is so fake.



LAME!!!
surfinguru
07-19-2006, 06:20 PM
Yeah, seen it before. Fake-o-rama.

I do find the name funny though
MikeD
09-22-2007, 11:39 AM
The coolest thing about the return of reputation is that you get to see all kinds of old threads.

However, it does suck that weather has killed my plans to actually ride today.
LordOpie
09-22-2007, 11:49 AM
you english speakers have this awesome awesome words...
what a wonderful descriptive, concise and elastic language.......

elastic :rofl: