Apparently believing in young earth creationism

[Silver]

Means that you get a little "creative" with your tax returns.

http://www.pensacolanewsjournal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060713/NEWS01/60713013

Mabye God told him to deduct dinosaurs as dependents?

[Tenchiro]

making threats against investigators and filing false complaints against Internal Revenue Service agents

That wasn't very Christian of him. :nonono:

[BurlyShirley]

"If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis."

[MudGrrl]

that's hilarious.

[Old Man G Funk]

Maybe it was just mathematical mistakes. I mean, Dr. Dino was pretty bad at science. Should we be surprised if is pretty bad at math too?

[Old Man G Funk]

More detailed report (http://www.pensacolanewsjournal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060714/NEWS01/607140333/1006)

Kent Hovind, who often calls himself "Dr. Dino," has been sparring with the IRS for at least 17 years on his claims that he is employed by God, receives no income, has no expenses and owns no property.

"The debtor apparently maintains that as a minister of God, everything he owns belongs to God and he is not subject to paying taxes to the United States on money he receives for doing God's work," U.S. Bankruptcy Judge Lewis Killian Jr. wrote when he dismissed a claim from Hovind in 1996.

The indictment also charges Kent Hovind with impeding an IRS investigation.

Among the ways he is accused of doing:

? Filing a frivolous lawsuit against the agency demanding damages for criminal trespass.

? Filing an injunction against an IRS special agent.

? Filing false complaints against the IRS for false arrest, excessive use of force and theft.

? Making threats against investigators and those cooperating with the investigation.

Judge Davis released the Hovinds from custody pending their trial, which will be scheduled during their arraignment at 2 p.m. Monday.

Over Kent Hovind's protests, the judge took away his passport and guns Hovind claimed belonged to his church.

[Secret Squirrel]

More detailed report (http://www.pensacolanewsjournal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060714/NEWS01/607140333/1006)
Awesome......

"What were you going to do with those guns?"
"I'm just stashin' em for God...."
"Why does He need guns?"
"Who doesn't?"

[Silver]

Imagine that, he appears to be totally nuts.

Surprise, surprise...

In April, Circuit Judge Michael Allen ordered the buildings at Dinosaur Adventure Land closed because Hovind failed to obtain a building permit during the 2002 construction. The outdoor theme park was allowed to stay open.

Members of Creation Science Evangelism said at the time that building permits violated their "deeply held" religious beliefs.

:D

[Old Man G Funk]

Awesome......

"What were you going to do with those guns?"
"I'm just stashin' em for God...."
"Why does He need guns?"
"Who doesn't?"
They need guns just in case their enemies show up in iron chariots. For some reason god is impotent against iron chariots.

[Old Man G Funk]

Update on Hovind. This article has what he's been charged with as well as his pleas.

http://www.pensacolanewsjournal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060718/NEWS01/607180319/1006

Pensacola evangelist Kent Hovind pleaded not guilty Monday to a 58-count federal indictment after saying he did not recognize the government's right to try him on tax-fraud charges.

....

Hovind's attorney, Assistant Public Defender Kafahni Nkrumah, told U.S. Magistrate Judge Miles Davis at a hearing Monday that his client did not want to enter a plea because he does not believe the United States, the Internal Revenue Service and the U.S. Attorney's Office "have jurisdiction in this matter."

[Changleen]

Straight to Arkham, do not pass go.

[Old Man G Funk]

This isn't Hovind, but it's on par.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIZg7S3KUqc

[Secret Squirrel]

Ow.....my head hurtz now.....ow.....:nonono:

[Old Man G Funk]

Here's an update on Hovind. Apparently the trial has started.

http://www.pensacolanewsjournal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061018/NEWS01/610180337/1006

Heldmeyer said from 1999 to March 2004, the Hovinds took in more than $5 million. Their income came from amusement-park profits and merchandise -- books, audiotapes and videotapes -- they sold on site and through phone and online orders, she said. About half the money went to employees.

Those employees either were salaried or were paid hourly wages. They worked set hours. They signed up for vacations and sick leave.

But rather than accepting his responsibility as an employer, Hovind hid behind terminology, Heldmeyer said.

He called his employees "volunteers," "missionaries" or "ministers," she said. Wages were referred to as "gifts" or "love offerings."
Love offerings? WTF?

[MudGrrl]

I had a dream this morning about love offerings.
They're pretty good.




but this Hovind character is way too creepy for the love offerings.
:disgust1:

[Secret Squirrel]

I see "love offerings" all the time on sites that have shots of c.......

Nevermind....

[reflux]

I think God also wanted him to retire as a millionaire. What do you guys think?

[Old Man G Funk]

I think God also wanted him to retire as a millionaire. What do you guys think?
Just like with Oral Roberts, right?