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I'm fvcking sick again. Woke up with a tight chest coughing and a 100 deg. fever:hot: . My 16 year old was sick this week, and now I"M SICK AGAIN!
7 weeks of on again off again sick...:redhot: :redhot: :redhot: :redhot: :mad: :mad: :mad: :redhot: :redhot: :redhot: :bomb: :bomb: :bomb:
Any home remedies?
I'm still going to go to the gym, I don't care, I can do the cross trainer slowly....But this irregularity in my workouts ain't gettin' it, and my damn belly pooched out like I'm 7 months pregnant. :redhot: :bomb: :mad: :hot: :redhot: :redhot: :redhot: :bomb: :bomb: :mad: :mad: :mumble: :mumble: :mumble:
Tattooo
03-18-2006, 10:56 AM
Sell your kid?
Sell your kid?
Thats what I'm saying...:mad: :mumble:
Tattooo
03-18-2006, 12:55 PM
You could slave labor him out to a bike shop, and take the .34 a day they pay him and use it as down payments on a new toy.
Kids these days, no respect for the adults in the house by quarintining themselves when disease and pestulance come calling.
You could slave labor him out to a bike shop, and take the .34 a day they pay him and use it as down payments on a new toy.
Kids these days, no respect for the adults in the house by quarintining themselves when disease and pestulance come calling.
I didn't think that asking him to cover his damn mouth and wash his hands was a big stretch....:rolleyes: :mumble:
HotButterToppin
03-18-2006, 01:12 PM
I thought this was going to be a thread about non-dairy spreadable margarine. :(
denjen
03-18-2006, 01:15 PM
I bet youve got tonsildickalitis.
Try Grapefruit Seed Extract (GSE liquid concentrate by NutriBiotic). 15-20 drops mixed with orange juice 3 times a day, make sure you use orange juice because the stuff has a bitter bite to it, and the O.J. hides the taste.
Pound that stuff for a week or two and then keep it as a regular component to your diet (not to much, maybe twice a week), and you'll have the common colds, and more, bouncing of you like that fallen potatoe chip does as it hits that pooch!:rofl:
Something to be aware of; GSE is like one of naure's Antibiotics, so when you take it, you will be stripped of a bit of your intestinal Flora, not all the good bacteria in your intestines like with Pharm. antibiotics, but it will deplete your Flora level just a little. To keep up your good bacteria levels while your on GSE (just like you need to with any antibiotic), make sure you supplement with Acidophilus probiotics. Yogurt also has some probiotic qualities that can be helpful as well.
Acidophilus supplements can reintroduce beneficial bacteria into the system. Important benefits of acidophilus supplementation can include:
Keeping constipation and diarrhea under control.
Counteracting lactose intolerance by its association with lactase.
Reduction of bad breath.
Reduction of internal gas.
Cholesterol control by promoting normal absorption of dietary fats.
Suppression of candida yeast.
Suppression of a number of intestinal disorders.
Prevention of intestinal contamination from infectious organisms
common in some foreign countries.
jdschall
03-18-2006, 01:41 PM
Keeping constipation and diarrhea under control.
Reduction of bad breath.
Reduction of internal gas.
Suppression of candida yeast.
Awesome! Just what this forum needs. Now if it could only do spell check, it truly would be a miracle drug!!!
Awesome! Just what this forum needs. Now if it could only do spell check, it truly would be a miracle drug!!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
wood-dog
03-18-2006, 06:57 PM
Ralphie, have you ever given any thought to giving up on kissing all those young boys at the bar on Wednesday nights? Perhaps you have contracted Mono from your exploits!
Westy
03-18-2006, 08:43 PM
Do everyone around you a favor and stay home. Going to the gym will just get other poor SOB's like yourself sick, bad mojo that is.
Your better off resting anyway.
Do everyone around you a favor and stay home. Going to the gym will just get other poor SOB's like yourself sick, bad mojo that is.
Your better off resting anyway.
Ahhh....did that for 7 weeks.....:rolleyes:
When I'm done on the cross trainer, I always disinfect it with the spray the gym provides to wipe it down... I wouldn't lift and do my normal workout, but cardio may help.
I'm so pissed at being sick!!!!!!:redhot: :mad: :hot: :mumble: :redhot: :bomb: :mumble: :redhot: :redhot: :redhot:
wood-dog
03-18-2006, 10:15 PM
sounds like someone is trying to weinie there way out of riding this weekend :D
Tattooo
03-18-2006, 11:30 PM
Sounds like someone might by dying of SARS...
Frack me! 101 fever today. I'm so fracking tired of this sh!t...:(
:nopity:
:redhot: :redhot: :mad: :mad:
HotButterToppin
03-19-2006, 05:08 PM
I still can't believe it's not butter.....spray!
Sir_Crackien
03-19-2006, 05:09 PM
the best cure i know for sickness is a coulpe of days of good hard riding followed by some healthy (in amount) of eating.
really this is what i do to get over a sickness and i almost never have a sickness more than a day at any given time and i contribute it to the above
BigMike
03-19-2006, 10:46 PM
Damn Ralphie! Sick again, thats crazy!
I can kind of feel for you this time, i'm not sick but I took a HUGE fall today and can't breathe deeply or basically, move. Its kinda like being sick, not being able to breathe:looney:
BigMike
03-19-2006, 10:47 PM
and fore the record, I can't Believe you can't spell Believe
BigMike
03-20-2006, 10:19 AM
Fever today again. :(
you are a winy little bitch :D
Seriously though, I hope you feel better!
went to the doctor. Prognosis as to why it seems I'm ALWAYS SICK (For the past 7 weeks):
PNEUMONIA
The Doc, took a chest ex ray and said It's been walking Pneumonia. I have fluid in my left lung. :( :dead: :dead:
I'm going to play this weekend by ear.....I'll know for sure Wednesday.
wood-dog
03-20-2006, 11:58 AM
if I were you Ralphie, I would just back out of this weekends ride and just paly it safe and get some rest
denjen
03-20-2006, 12:11 PM
went to the doctor. Prognosis as to why it seems I'm ALWAYS SICK (For the past 7 weeks):
PNEUMONIA
The Doc, took a chest ex ray and said It's been walking Pneumonia. I have fluid in my left lung. :( :dead: :dead:
I'm going to play this weekend by ear.....I'll know for sure Wednesday.
Damn dude that sucks. Dont play around with that stuff. I have had it 3 times in the past 5 years. Once yu get it it is easier to get it the next time. Get some rest and dont push yourself. Everytime I got it was when I was pushing my self hard and didnt take the time to get over a cold. Take the day off and go to bed
But I have an Avy and an 888, that should cure most anything...
denjen
03-20-2006, 01:38 PM
Why the hell are you on the computer and not in bed.
Laptop is on a little stand next to the bed. :)
BigMike
03-20-2006, 04:41 PM
Laptop is on a little stand next to the bed. :)
Thats not the way to do it, keep the laptop IN bed, that way you don't strain your neck! :)
I'm sending good vibes your way. Give a call if you need anything man
Thats not the way to do it, keep the laptop IN bed, that way you don't strain your neck! :)
I'm sending good vibes your way. Give a call if you need anything man
Wurd! :thumb:
Tattooo
03-20-2006, 07:09 PM
Walking Pneum is no joke.
I scarred the hell out of my lungs a couple years back with some self inflicted (i.e. asperating vomit in my sleep) Pneum, still am not right.
Take it easy, take more drugs, make the wife tend to you for the pain inflicted by your child, then make the kid do the entire "honey-do" list to make it right.
God I am going to suck as a father...
Bearmntpicnic
03-20-2006, 07:09 PM
why is there a sickness post on ride monkey?
wood-dog
03-20-2006, 07:12 PM
because Ralph is a big whiney cry baby! :D
BigMike
03-20-2006, 09:37 PM
because Ralph is a big whiney cry baby! :D
So telling people you have walking pneumonia makes you a cry baby? :rolleyes:
:monkey:
wood-dog
03-20-2006, 10:06 PM
No! I just like to give Ralphie a hard time. I know he has been dealing with this health issue for some time now and he truly has my sympathy. However, since I know him and have joked around with him and have riden with him and given him a hard time before I figure I can give him a hard time about this too! As much as I would enjoy his company and humor this weekend, I still feel that the best thing for him at this point would be to get some rest and not push his illness anymore!
:D
Sir_Crackien
03-20-2006, 10:52 PM
well i have a reall bad sickness my self
hot girls and bikes
Brunettes
03-21-2006, 07:04 AM
This thread is off the sicktor..:clue:
No, but as sh!ty as I feel, It's good to get a laugh from the dudes you ride with. :thumb: No matter how many trees they hang onto on the way down! :p
Thanks for the props guys!
BigMike
03-21-2006, 08:39 AM
No! I just like to give Ralphie a hard time. I know he has been dealing with this health issue for some time now and he truly has my sympathy. However, since I know him and have joked around with him and have riden with him and given him a hard time before I figure I can give him a hard time about this too! As much as I would enjoy his company and humor this weekend, I still feel that the best thing for him at this point would be to get some rest and not push his illness anymore!
:D
What?! Mountain Bikers raggin on each other?!:D:D
What?! Mountain Bikers raggin on each other?!:D:D
Say it ain't so Mikey......say it ain't so.....:nopity:
:rofl: :D
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