Indoor BMX 12/4

[Lumberjack]

S Weasle, Beav and Burl so far. I'll bring an extra bike if anyone wants to give bmx a try.

[MUTOLI]

S Weasle, Beav and Burl so far. I'll bring an extra bike if anyone wants to give bmx a try.
Myself and Mr.Mutoli will be there! He will be on his new HARDTAIL (Thanks to BW/Lumberjack).

Watch out boys! :sneaky: :D

[Five]

Hardtail?!?!?! what, he didn't whip everyone enough on a 6" travel bike? Hardtail?!?!?!

I'll be there...on my 4" travel FS bike...although w/ the NWDC premiere the night before, I might be a bit tired and hopefully not hung over.;)

[SCVPP]

Count me in.

[MUTOLI]

Hardtail?!?!?! what, he didn't whip everyone enough on a 6" travel bike? Hardtail?!?!?!

Should be interesting! :evil:

[Lumberjack]

Pops is talking about bringing Trisha out. 2 more ladies and that would be a class. I'm still trying to get hold of Dan Marker and Randy McDaniels. 3 gates of mtbs here we come(I hope I hope!) I haven't heard from Twisted this week yet to see if he and his Portland guys might come up. With any luck we might even see evilbob out there:evil: Anyone heard how black sunshine or knucklebutt and son did at the ABA Grands last weekend?

[Five]

Anyone heard how black sunshine or knucklebutt and son did at the ABA Grands last weekend?

Looks like BS didn't make the main in Nat #1 and got a 6th in Nat #2 and KB and son didn't make the main in either Nat #1 or #2.

D. Bushnell got 1st in both Nats. Archibald made the mains in both Nats - don't remember what his finishes were though.

[evilbob]

[QUOTE=Lumberjack] With any luck we might even see evilbob out there:evil:QUOTE] :eek:

Hhhhmmmmm maybe, watch out 220 on the inside straight up the bank to the outside then back down again hehehe :eviltongu :evil: Where's Five? :sneaky: :evil:

[TWISTED]

Hey,
Down here in Portland, our indoor park (track and ramps www.bmxracingnw.com) will be open six days a week. Sundays 1pm-5pm will be big bikes only. Thurday nights always have 30+ mtb's showing up to practice.

Mountain Cycle and Tonic Fab will be putting on some kind of race series / contest with valuable and exciting prizes. The format is still in the works.

Maybe you guys should come down here?

Tim
MC
http://trailheadcycles.com/weekly_pictures/images/05_11_19_tim_parker_slopsty.jpg

[Five]

Hhhhmmmmm maybe, watch out 220 on the inside straight up the bank to the outside then back down again hehehe :eviltongu :evil: Where's Five? :sneaky: :evil:

Great, that's all I need - you on one side and CD on the other, I'll get squished. I guess I gotta get outta the gate faster and into turn 1. Just as long as you don't throw any elbows like other people :angry:

[evilbob]

Great, that's all I need - you on one side and CD on the other, I'll get squished. I guess I gotta get outta the gate faster and into turn 1. Just as long as you don't throw any elbows like other people :angry:
220 :think: :think: who needs elbows. Actually I will be doin all I can just to get off the gate clean......old guy.......slow reflexes.......ya know........plus there will be the whole trying to breath thing :dead: ;) :evil:

[TWISTED]

220 :think: :think: who needs elbows. Actually I will be doin all I can just to get off the gate clean......old guy.......slow reflexes.......ya know........plus there will be the whole trying to breath thing :dead: ;) :evil:
Remember to go just as you hear the "T" in "Watch the lights".

[evilbob]

Remember to go just as you hear the "T" in "Watch the lights".
Yea I may need to go on the T in watch just to make it appear I was going on the T in lights :) I have not been on a BMX gate in about 22 years:sneaky:we'll see what happens:evil:

[TWISTED]

Yea I may need to go on the T in watch just to make it appear I was going on the T in lights :) I have not been on a BMX gate in about 22 years:sneaky:we'll see what happens:evil:
I usually get really good gates, unless I'm up against someone who's good at rolling backwards before the gate drops to get a rolling start. I'd like to figure out how to do that.

[Lumberjack]

The plot thickens. I think there might have to be an "old farts" moto and no Five you are not that old! evilbob=OLD FART!!!!!!!

[Certified Drunk]

Who you calling out for the old fart?

[TWISTED]

The plot thickens. I think there might have to be an "old farts" moto and no Five you are not that old! evilbob=OLD FART!!!!!!!
How old would you have to be to qualify as an "OLD FART"?

[Five]

I think he's saying 40 and over - so that means Lumberjack, Evilbob, Certified Drunk and Knuckelbutt.

[TWISTED]

I think he's saying 40 and over - so that means Lumberjack, Evilbob, Certified Drunk and Knuckelbutt.
Over 40? Can they even still ride a bike?

[NateH]

I think i'll try to make it and bring one or two kids along with. You required to wear a full face ABA style?

[Lumberjack]

Old Fart class would be 40 and over. Knucklebutt has to take the gate facing backwards. He is fast but we can waive the backwards gate start if he wears an inflateable sumo suit. As far as the helmet rules go the helmet has to cover the temples and ears. NateH if you need a kids helmet please let me know and I will try to find one of S Weasles small ones.

[Five]

Old Fart class would be 40 and over. Knucklebutt has to take the gate facing backwards. He is fast but we can waive the backwards gate start if he wears an inflateable sumo suit.

You mean like one of these suits (Bubba at NST Halloween Race)

http://img467.imageshack.us/img467/8492/dsc46006ux.jpg

[evilbob]

Over 40? Can they even still ride a bike?

:think: I don't remember, I know I can fall off of one pretty good!:mumble: :mumble: Does this mean I won't get to run Five up the bank?:D Oh well there is still practice for that!:devil:

[Certified Drunk]

Over 40? Can they even still ride a bike?

No, we use are elbows and have to race dirty!

[Snacks]

Over 40? Can they even still ride a bike?

Goodness:rolleyes: You have never met Bart have you:drool:

[evilbob]

Goodness:rolleyes: You have never met Bart have you:drool:

Bart doesn't count, he doesn't know he is old yet.:rolleyes: So girlie, you and TM should come out too, what ya think?

[Snacks]

Bart doesn't count, he doesn't know he is old yet.:rolleyes: So girlie, you and TM should come out too, what ya think?

Kevin does not like BMX so that's not going to happen and I don't want to risk racing with all the elbows flying and landing on my arm:dead:

We are going snowshoeing this weekend for the first time! I'm so excited:)

[Five]

No, we use are elbows and have to race dirty!

...or run people over when they wipeout in front of you :rolleyes:

[evilbob]

...or run people over when they wipeout in front of you :rolleyes:
That's called traction!:thumb:

[Lumberjack]

Snacks tell TM it ain't bmx. Its indoor mtx. Plus you get to rub ELBOWS with some of you closest friends. Not to mention stirring the pot is fun too!

[ggrubb]

That's called traction!:thumb:
I get the feeling that I would be the traction.
Or more like a big speed bump.

[evilbob]

I get the feeling that I would be the traction.
Or more like a big speed bump.
No, you would be a jump :eviltongu :D

[Lumberjack]

Ouch:)

[TWISTED]

I was just kidding about the over 40 thing. I'm getting close myself.

[Lumberjack]

Hopefully you are not aquiring the girth some of us are. Makes the berms a bit tighter than they need to be. No tutu comments please.

[Five]

I was just kidding about the over 40 thing. I'm getting close myself.

Kidding? No you weren't kidding - you say it you mean it. You'll understand what I mean when you meet some of these guys. They can be brutal.

[Five]

No, you would be a jump :eviltongu :D

I didn't think he was that small.

[Lumberjack]

ggrubb now you have to show up at least one to defend your honor. Remember Five is giving up 40#

[Five]

ggrubb now you have to show up at least one to defend your honor. Remember Five is giving up 40#

Hey what are you doing on the internet - why aren't you building wheels? Slacker!

[Lumberjack]

I had come home to look something up on the internet and I got sucked in to this void and wound up here(yes, it was a wide void:blah: )

[evilbob]

Kidding? No you weren't kidding - you say it you mean it. You'll understand what I mean when you meet some of these guys. They can be brutal.
Ahhhh come on we're not that bad......... trust me ........:evil:

[evilbob]

I had come home to look something up on the internet and I got sucked in to this void and wound up here(yes, it was a wide void:blah: )
Hey get back to the shop, customers expect to be properly abused and if your not there how can that happen. :)

[TWISTED]

Come down here to race. I'll show you how I learned to pass from growing up racing motocross and indoor arenacross.:nuts:

[Lumberjack]

Hey get back to the shop, customers expect to be properly abused and if your not there how can that happen. :)
Watch it you. I'll twist your spoke nipples till they change color.:rolleyes:

[Lumberjack]

Btw has anyone heard from Jack M. if he and Simon might be headed headed over this weekend? Jack has gotten fast this year.

[evilbob]

Watch it you. I'll twist your spoke nipples till they change color.:rolleyes:
Promises....promises you nasty man :love: :evil:

[Five]

Btw has anyone heard from Jack M. if he and Simon might be headed headed over this weekend? Jack has gotten fast this year.

When I spoke to him at the end of the last race, he said he had a lot of fun and would be showing up to all the races. Yeah, he's getting fast - he took 3rd.

[Lumberjack]

Promises....promises you nasty man :love: :evil:Some how I knew this was going to come back and bite me.

[evilbob]

Some how I knew this was going to come back and bite me.
Hey quit playin on the net and get back to the shop. :p

[Lumberjack]

Maxle....Maxle yea that's it, Thats what I'm looking for.

[RhinofromWA]

Some how I knew this was going to come back and bite me.:think:

You said "bite me"

Maxle....Maxle yea that's it, Thats what I'm looking for.You are looking for some guy named "Maxle" on the internet? Something you want to tell us Lumby J?

:D

[evilbob]

:think:

You are looking for some guy named "Maxle" on the internet? Something you want to tell us Lumby J?

:D
Maybe Maxle is late for his wax job?:eek:

[Lumberjack]

et tu you guys:nono: Your gonna make me step into the 21st century and get on the net at the shop just so I can defend my virtue. I'll show you wax on wax off. Back to bmx. Russ S said he was heading out this weekend again and getting a membership.

[Lumberjack]

You folks aren't gonna let a little snow keep you from racing this weekend are you?

[evilbob]

You folks aren't gonna let a little snow keep you from racing this weekend are you?
No, in fact the boss lady maybe commin with. Aren't you supposed to be some where right now. If it was entended for you to be on the net you would be on line at work (like me :sneaky: ) and if you keep going home to surf....well wheels won't get built, there will be no quality abuse of customers :rolleyes: and most of all we can't talk about you here without you knowing :love: :evil:.......oh well we can talk about you any way, not like anyone stops when your around :thumb: :thumb: unless truffle muncher is there, then we can talk about him (he likes mountain biking ;) ;) ) now get back to the shop, it's cold in there and everyone knows the gas heater doesn't work unless your there...:nuts: :evil:

[Five]

You folks aren't gonna let a little snow keep you from racing this weekend are you?

Snow? Meh, a little snow won't stop me....a lot will though.

[evilbob]

Snow? Meh, a little snow won't stop me....a lot will though.
Cool, my elbows are ready :D

[evilbob]

Hey ggrubb, you going......ride or cam?

[MUTOLI]

This Sunday should be pretty good! Bart is going too. He will be giving the guys a run for there money!!! :) Although the last time they raced BMX together Ethan beat him!!! :blah: Should be fun to watch!!!

[Petite Fluer]

Fiver, I took my Planet X out to Black Mountain BMX and killed my legs mang...I did two runs and my legs were like noodles. I took a break on the bleachers and sat by these two chicks. I went to stand up and almost fell off tha bleachers mang...it was awesome. I think I may need to get a cruiser dude...maybe one of dem General Lee's...cheep and ready to rock. What you say to that Cru Jones(Five's new nicknamer)?

[Five]

Fiver, I took my Planet X out to Black Mountain BMX and killed my legs mang...I did two runs and my legs were like noodles. I took a break on the bleachers and sat by these two chicks. I went to stand up and almost fell off tha bleachers mang...it was awesome. I think I may need to get a cruiser dude...maybe one of dem General Lee's...cheep and ready to rock. What you say to that Cru Jones(Five's new nicknamer)?

What up foo! How's the A Z treating ya? When you coming up - you can come over to the indoor track and take a few hot laps and hit on MILF's. A G Lee would be good. I got tired of having to race 16 year old experts that would kick my arse when I don't have a class...so, I'm getting a cruiser for next year to race the Old Guy class.

[Petite Fluer]

I'll be up there in January to visit and rock the party. I'll be in West Seattle so maybe be able to make it out to PA for BMX and MILFS.
I broke my collarbone at PA once.
Anyways, AZ is gnar and the ladies love me...but not really. Great weather down here man. Have fun mang and leave some ladies dood.
p.s. Old Guy Cruiser Class is where it's at :)
What kinda cruiser you thinkin about?

[Five]

I'm not sure which cruiser - waiting for some info from Lumberjack on what he carries/can get through his shop. Something along the lines of Redline or Free Agent.

[evilbob]

I'm not sure which cruiser - waiting for some info from Lumberjack on what he carries/can get through his shop. Something along the lines of Redline or Free Agent.
Not completely sure but I think it will be the Free Agent......Sweet

[Petite Fluer]

The DK Fury is pretty sweet...aluminum too.

[Five]

I'm groovin on this thing
http://www.freeagentbmx.com/Images/lg_images/06-limo24.jpg

[Petite Fluer]

The limo....dude, I remember my buddy used to have a 20in limo...that thing was so long...and i've got short arms...I couldn't bunny hop that thing to save my life. It was like the tire was glued to the ground. Now I can bunnyhop though...I wanna bunnyhop a MILF at the track and then hang out by the snack bar smokin cigs...

Anyways, the best cruiser ever was the old style Floval Flyer's...those bikes were killer man

[black sunshine]

...so, I'm getting a cruiser for next year to race the Old Guy class.

your mom's old!

[Lumberjack]

I'll race your mom.No disrepect in tended but this might be a race I could at least finish on the same straight as the winner.

[Five]

...so, I'm getting a cruiser for next year to race the Old Guy class.

your mom's old!

Hey man, I'm going to be lining up next to you....oh and congrats on the NAG 5 thang

[Certified Drunk]

To join the old guy class you need to be 40 years old and weigh 200+! :mumble:

[black sunshine]

I'll race your mom.No disrepect in tended but this might be a race I could at least finish on the same straight as the winner.

becareful what you wish for my mom dos'nt like to loose.

(Hey man, I'm going to be lining up next to you....oh and congrats on the NAG 5 thang)
thanks, it was nothing.

[knucklebutt]

The fellas in Utah seem to have a pretty nice indoor facility....


www.flynhighbmx.com/downloads/player.php?sessionid=radindoor/videos/nov_19_05/mtb

[Certified Drunk]

ya, and looks like it's not no horse poo!

[Lumberjack]

Are you telling me that that was not sweat I've been smelling over there?

[Five]

Certified Elbows - where were you? 10 riders, 2 gates.

[Certified Drunk]

I missed the ferry boat by 30 seconds! :mumble:

[Lumberjack]

Five was CD for the day and S Weasle gave up the 40#. Just kidding. Evilbob looked like he was having fun too. Trisha was the first female mtbr to sign up this time. Btw anybody see my phone floating around? After loading up it went MIA. Before Mrs. M can say anything my duties now include being the PB and Kitchen B also.

[Mut]

. Before Mrs. M can say anything my duties now include being the PB and Kitchen B also.

I owe you!

[Lumberjack]

Thats cool. I'm gonna give you the cheesecake recipe to die for and your gonna have to make it for her. I was able to get my hands on the other bb for you on the way home.

[MUTOLI]

Before Mrs. M can say anything my duties now include being the PB and Kitchen B also.
Thanks again! Hunger and Pregnancy don't go together! :) I think you may be giving me the cheese cake recipe. Ethan doesn't bake!! :mad: And when he tries to cook, I usually end up taking over since he forgets about it half way through!! :rolleyes:

[evilbob]

......... my duties now include being the PB and Kitchen B also.
The Martha Stewart of bicycling :D :evil:

[Lumberjack]

The Martha Stewart of bicycling :D :evil:
How did you know my mother's name was Martha?

[evilbob]

How did you know my mother's name was Martha?
Ha no wonder you are not answering the phone. Find your cell yet? Maybe you left it in that PB&J you gave Joy? I need a new bike and a better start.

[Lumberjack]

Yes! Long story involving it being in the back of the truck and not finding it until it went off while I was unloading the truck this morning at about 7:15.