What would you do if you got attacked by a giant cyclops?

[Skookum]

i'd call Cory Bibby and have him kick him in the junk for me.

[bibs]

i'd call Cory Bibby and have him kick him in the junk for me.

ahahhahahaahha, rad! I love you skookie!! i got your back! :D bummer, htough cause I was gonna call you and have yo uhit him in th eeye wit ha hammer. :blah:

[dwaugh]

You sure have a way of making up interesting posts. I guess I'd just run or throw a rock in its eye. Why? Did you see one somewhere?

[bibs]

You sure have a way of making up interesting posts. I guess I'd just run or throw a rock in its eye. Why? Did you see one somewhere?
there evrey where, they are watching you now!! :help:

[dwaugh]

Now I'm scared. :eek: :help: Did Cyclops replace Bigfoot when Bigfoot signed with StarWars to play Chewbacca?

[ioscope]

Move your hand forward and back, it wouldn't have superb depth perception, and that should buy you enough time to kick him in the junk.

[Deadly Ned]

what you pansies all scared of? Cycleops is just my trainer!

[Gex]

Id ask him if he was gellin.

[X-C Phantom]

Roll a phatty..... :cool:

[Str8OutaBallard]

I'd pop in an ICP tape into my retro Sony Walkman then bust out with some dark lotus Ninja illusions... only to confuse his depth perception, mind you... then flip a catty-wamp-ass kickflip off his junk while simultatneously hurling a razor sharpened 8pt at his eye... after landing back on my feet in bullit time cinimatography I would assume the crane position and waite for him to fall on his back bleed to death...

then I would put down the PS2 controller, kill the power to the Tv/Av systm, and get to packing up my stuff because today's gonna be a big day on the hills... and tonights gonna be even bigger at my new lady friends place on Cap Hill... :evil:

[nohbody]

stab him in the eye and tell him nohbody did it

[Westy]

Use my natural chemical defenses. Pee, poop and vomit on myself.

[bibs]

Use my natural chemical defenses. Pee, poop and vomit on myself.


ahahhahahahahahahahahahaah ROFL!!

[DBR X6 RIDER]

BOO!!!
http://lavender.fortunecity.com/judidench/584/7thvoyage/images/00000008.jpg

[HippieKai]

i'd use him as a stunt and shred the gnar!

[HenryTheHammer]

That's why you should always be packin'

[yonton228]

give him a paper cut on his eyelid and squeez lemon juice in it

[RhinofromWA]

I would be a mighty feast for Mr Cyclops!

[HippieKai]

I would be a mighty feast for Mr Cyclops!

bwwwaahhaaaaa

Rhino's defense tactic...choke the bastard on the way down!

sorry dude thats freakin funny




i love you Kev!

[RhinofromWA]

bwwwaahhaaaaa

Rhino's defense tactic...choke the bastard on the way down!

sorry dude thats freakin funny

i love you Kev!
:D (freaking 5 character limits)

[britinmtb]

i think that is a good idea kick him in the nuts then i would like to get a picture.

[T:I:M]

I would take the rocket pack out of my pants and fly around his head while shooting him in the eye with my super soaker filled with the opposite of visine, which would be enisiv, so his eye would get all dry and he would start to cry.

[BuddhaRoadkill]

I would put this on and dookie on his head.

[HippieKai]

:D (freaking 5 character limits)

but "kai is the coolest ever" has 19 characters...what were you going to say? :think: