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thaflyinfatman
03-31-2005, 07:23 PM
From farkin.net, http://forums.farkin.net/showthread.php?p=362764#post362764

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE – 01/04/2005
SRAM REPLACES X.9 GROUPSET

SRAM Corporation announces the discontinuation of its two-year-old X.9 groupset, in favor of a heretofore top-secret downhill/freeride groupset. X.9’s successor has been named, in the vein of SRAM’s X-generation series of componentry:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/snms/xplodecloud1.jpg

The brand new X.Plode groupset features the same range of components as the now-obsolete X.9, however all have been beefed up with more plastic to better withstand the rigors of competitive downhill racing and freeride jibbing. “We found that downhill racers placed more emphasis on derailleur longevity than light weight,” said SRAM spokesman Alan Keyes, “so we recycled thousands of post-operable derailleurs into our latest design.” The X.Plode components also feature slick new logos.

Shifters:
The new X.Plode shifters feature full thermoplastic internals, which SRAM say are over 25% more internal. SRAM says its first two-year batch of shifters had minor design issues which caused some amount of inconsistency with shifter life; according to the engineering department they “... Were not all breaking. We have since sorted this issue, however.” They no longer use teflon coated cables, as according to Mr Keyes, “Our developmental team of consumers found that the cables were outlasting the shifters, so in order to reverse that trend, we reduced the usable life of the cable by up to 70%.” Shifter throw has also been increased in order to provide a lighter action and even greater thumb-stretching movement.

Front Derailleur:
The X.Plode front derailleur is almost identical to the previous X.9 front derailleur, however SRAM promises that it’s better than competitors’ offerings by up to a massive 60%.

Rear Derailleur:
SRAM’s design philosophy for the rear derailleur, according to Mr Keyes, was to “Make it lighter and more immovable than ever before.” The design team has well and truly achieved this, and it shows. The derailleur retains its famous light-as-a-feather action and crisp return shifts, and has increased brittleness by a whopping 40%. SRAM Technical Director Joe King felt that “The old X.9 was a bit ductile for downhill riding. We felt that it would be an improvement to decrease actual overall strength in favour of a more brittle setup. The X.Plode derailleur is a high-performance component, and it has to live up to its name as well as the X.9 did.”

Trail testing shows that the X.Plode groupset is, in true SRAM style, consistently able to live up to its name and position in SRAM’s lineup. Watch out for these exciting new SRAM products being ridden by SRAM-paid pros on a trail near you.

dump
03-31-2005, 07:31 PM
that's exactly what you want your derailleur to be called! Ahaha.

Fulton
03-31-2005, 07:34 PM
granted, I haven't slept in 2 days, but did I understand this correctly:

“Our developmental team of consumers found that the cables were outlasting the shifters, so in order to reverse that trend, we reduced the usable life of the cable by up to 70%.”

The cables were outlasting the shifters, so to change that, instead of making the shifters last longer, they simply reduced the lifespan of the cables.....?

edit: dammit...took a good 5 min. to register, but I got it. I'm going to sleep

Zark
03-31-2005, 07:34 PM
Wow, what terrible name. I personally don't want my derrailer associated with explosions, that happens enough as is!

trailhacker
03-31-2005, 07:35 PM
Is it tommorow down under already?

Dogboy
03-31-2005, 07:36 PM
LOL. Good stuff :thumb:

punkassean
03-31-2005, 07:45 PM
Nice! X•plode ROXORS!!! ;)

Sherpa
03-31-2005, 07:47 PM
Will X-Plode work with my Root beer Bullit?

CBJ
03-31-2005, 07:48 PM
Is it tommorow down under already?

So now you know why they are faster - they are all hours ahead of the US.

punkassean
03-31-2005, 07:51 PM
Will X-Plode work with my Root beer Bullit?

Only if you have the new rear end Maxle system. :rolleyes:

Transcend
03-31-2005, 07:52 PM
holy crap - most effort ever put into april fools. Good job Farkin!

Jay Gatz
03-31-2005, 07:56 PM
of all the boards i visit, i think this one understands sarcasm the most often

RD
03-31-2005, 07:56 PM
ahahahhahahhaha

Sherpa
03-31-2005, 08:04 PM
Only if you have the new rear end Maxle system. :rolleyes:

Ohh, what about if i have a Root beer mainframe and red swingarm (You know, for ultimate hucking and speed)? :rolleyes:

D@mn good April Fools by the way...

Mattoid
03-31-2005, 08:06 PM
"We felt that it would be an improvement to decrease actual overall strength in favour of a more brittle setup."

I likes this idear

OGRipper
03-31-2005, 08:14 PM
Good one. A day early, but still. :thumb: :thumb:

thaflyinfatman
03-31-2005, 08:24 PM
Good one. A day early, but still. :thumb: :thumb:

No, it's 11:30 Friday morning over here :)

MtnbikeMike
03-31-2005, 08:35 PM
I think the people on the other thread didn't read it thoroughly :think:

vitox
03-31-2005, 10:51 PM
haha its still 10 minutes early for me but good job there, that logo will be a classic.

Rik
03-31-2005, 11:17 PM
From farkin.net
blah.
You and Wombat really need to get jobs, damn uni bums with too much spare time :nuts:

Jm_
03-31-2005, 11:35 PM
beefed up with more plastic
That's classic...

arboc!
03-31-2005, 11:39 PM
"The X.Plode front derailleur is almost identical to the previous X.9 front derailleur, however SRAM promises that it’s better than competitors’ offerings by up to a massive 60%." ... classic... :nuts:

Repack
04-01-2005, 12:56 AM
Sony makes bike parts to go with their car audio stuff?

Bikerpunk241
04-01-2005, 03:35 AM
Frickin' hilarious, i bought it for a couple minutes. :thumb:

farkin_wombat
04-01-2005, 04:22 AM
Sony makes bike parts to go with their car audio stuff?
Sony make X-plod, this is X-plodE. It was taken into consideration :)

Jeremy R
04-01-2005, 11:29 AM
I probaly would have believed this except for the fact that I knew that
Luc "the Scoop" Albert would have already posted all this info on
SRAM/Pinkbike. :p