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Jr_Bullit
02-15-2005, 08:45 AM
hahahahahaa.....

What's funnier to me is the local "gay" community up in arms because the bloody zoo is trying to entice the male penguins to pair with the females and breed...

If only the world were more like bonobos ;).

emales flown in to p-p-p-pick up 'gay' penguins

Luke Harding in Berlin
Tuesday February 15, 2005
The Guardian

They are called Charley, Left-Arrow, Diagonal-Line and Six-Point. The four female penguins at Bremerhaven Zoo in Germany are at the centre of debate after being brought in to tempt "gay" male penguins.

The zoo imported the penguins from Sweden last month after finding through DNA tests that three of their five existing pairs were all male.

The zoo had been mystified why its endangered Humboldt penguins had failed to breed, until they realised the males had paired off, the zoo's director Heike Kück said.

Last year, two of the male pairs spent months sitting on a stone instead of an egg.

But the zoo's decision to introduce females has sparked a furious response from gay and lesbian groups in Germany.

"All sorts of gay and lesbian associations have been emailing and calling in to protest," a spokesman for Bremerhaven's Zoo on the Sea in north-western Germany said.

Ms Kück defended her decision to bring in the females, which, she said, had had little success in "turning" the males.

"The central question is, are our penguins really gay or is it simply a lack of opportunity?" she told Der Spiegel. "So far the males have scarcely thrown the females a single glance. The men have had the opportunity but haven't done it.

"If the penguins really are gay then obviously they can stay gay."

The experiment goes to the heart of a debate among biologists as to whether homosexuality exists in the animal world.

Scientists have found numerous examples of same-sex behaviour in emus, dolphins and pigs, while same-sex couples in other penguin species are also well documented. They include Eric and Dora, two King penguins who live together in Edinburgh Zoo.

Yesterday Heiner Klös, a biologist at Berlin's Zoo, said: "The pairs show signs of courtship but they don't actually get round to mating. So I don't think we can say that they are actually gay."

In case the existing males show no interest in reproduction, the zoo has also flown in two new male penguins, "so the ladies don't miss out altogether", Ms Kück said.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/germany/article/0,2763,1414804,00.html

fluff
02-15-2005, 08:51 AM
I wonder if the Swedish penguins speak German.

MTB_Rob_NC
02-15-2005, 08:58 AM
I wonder if the Swedish penguins speak German.

Does it matter? I mean they are Swedish!

http://www.starsmediagroup.se/thumbnailspages/largeimages/Swedish-Bikini-Team-poster.jpg

MMike
02-15-2005, 09:54 AM
I wonder if the Swedish penguins speak German.

Irish penguins are really mean drunks.......

Zark
02-15-2005, 10:45 AM
"I wanted to kill every panda that wouldn't f**k to save its species"

What movie is this quote from? ;)

binary visions
02-15-2005, 11:04 AM
"I wanted to kill every panda that wouldn't f**k to save its species"

What movie is this quote from? ;)
Fight Club.

I win!

Zark
02-15-2005, 12:12 PM
Fight Club.

I win!

Congratulations, you've won your very own gay penguin! Now go destroy something beautiful! :thumb:

llkoolkeg
02-15-2005, 12:24 PM
How pitiful that gay & lesbian groups there have nothing more substantial to cling to than confused penguins in captivity. You'd think at least they would be more interested in the homosexual activity that occurs between humans in prison. Even so, I'd call it gay with an asterisk...I mean after years in captivity and your only option for companionship is a same-sex coupling, that'd turn many a hetero male gay out of sheer frustration...and the penguins aren't even boofing! They're sitting on spoons thinking they're eggs! :rolleyes:

Now if they were sitting on the handles vs. the convex rounded part, at least there would be SOME opportunity for debate. ;)

MMike
02-15-2005, 12:25 PM
And if you just want to just buy your own gay penguin, contact:
http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Big_Gay_Al_figure.jpg

fluff
02-15-2005, 01:49 PM
How pitiful that gay & lesbian groups there have nothing more substantial to cling to than confused penguins in captivity. You'd think at least they would be more interested in the homosexual activity that occurs between humans in prison. Even so, I'd call it gay with an asterisk...I mean after years in captivity and your only option for companionship is a same-sex coupling, that'd turn many a hetero male gay out of sheer frustration...and the penguins aren't even boofing! They're sitting on spoons thinking they're eggs! :rolleyes:

Now if they were sitting on the handles vs. the convex rounded part, at least there would be SOME opportunity for debate. ;)

Dude, where did you see spoons? Is there something sinister in your sexual history involving cutlery or do you need to turn up the contrast on your monitor?

Silver
02-15-2005, 02:35 PM
Penguin lust at it again. If any of you heathens have read the sacred texts, you'd know we were warned about this...

mack
02-15-2005, 03:09 PM
Penguin lust at it again. If any of you heathens have read the sacred texts, you'd know we were warned about this...


lol, yeah dude its all in the codes! :mumble: :D

SkaredShtles
02-15-2005, 03:28 PM
You'd think that if the penguins were genetically gay that natural selection would eventually weed those genes out...........

Maybe it was in their upbringing. :p

-S.S.-

llkoolkeg
02-15-2005, 03:35 PM
Dude, where did you see spoons? Is there something sinister in your sexual history involving cutlery or do you need to turn up the contrast on your monitor?


Last year, two of the male pairs spent months sitting on a stone instead of an egg.

Too much speedreading on my part, I guess. Somehow, I read the word 'stone' as 'spoon' when reviewing the posted link. Regardless, yes, there is much that is sinister in my sexual history but cutlery has yet to be a part of it unless you count freeing a spread-eagled girl from her bonds post-coitus with a knife...a guilty pleasure I'm sure more than I here could admit to. :devil:

Silver
02-15-2005, 04:41 PM
lol, yeah dude its all in the codes! :mumble: :D

I think you're too young to have read the sacred texts in question...

Skookum
02-17-2005, 06:12 PM
threads about Gay Penguins should never sink toward the bottom of the pile.

ohio
02-17-2005, 09:35 PM
Am I the only one turned on by this thread?

Burly?

binary visions
02-18-2005, 08:11 AM
Am I the only one turned on by this thread?
I guess the question is, which particular part of this thread turned you on?

The gay penguins, the picture of the Swedish bikini team, or the picture of Big Gay Al?

lovebunny
02-19-2005, 05:36 AM
just eat em