Nation's Poor Win Election for Nations Rich

[ohio]

First Onion article that I'm not sure whether I should laugh or cry about:

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4045

Added Bush: "God bless America's backwards hicks, lunchpail-toting blockheads, doddering elderly, and bumpity-car-driving Spanish-speakers."

[Toshi]

hehe, go ahead and laugh

"My family's been suffering ever since I lost my job at the screen-door factory, and I haven't seen a doctor for well on four years now," said father of four Buddy Kaldrin of Eerie, CO. "****, I don't even remember what a dentist's chair looks like... Basically, I'd give up if it weren't for God's grace. So it's good to know we have a president who cares about religion, too."

Kaldrin added: "That's why I always vote straight-ticket Republican, just like my daddy did, before he lost the farm and shot himself in the head, and just like his daddy did, before he died of black-lung disease in the company coal mines."

[jdcamb]

Funny, funny stuff.

[quadricolour]

I don't like the Onion anymore, it's scary. :(

[ALEXIS_DH]

hahahahahaha, so true.

[N8]

hahaha!

[BurlyShirley]

Hmm...I thought the nation's poor were all on welfare already and voted for Kerry so they could get more handouts.

[Toshi]

Hmm...I thought the nation's poor were all on welfare already and voted for Kerry so they could get more handouts.
that's the urban poor, not the "moral" rural poor